HEY YALL. sorry I disappeared ima do it again prob lmaooo. but I came to tell yall I got a brand new brand new car today. like 0 miles. no one else has ever even driven it. yooooo I deserve tf outta this😭✨✨✨

We'd be safer with Wile E Coyote at the helm

Drag queens aren't coming for your kids but I would watch out for those Christian youth pastors ...

Good morning and happy Thursday to everyone. It is with great sadness I report, Donald Trump was found alive today at his Mar-a-Lago home.

I need this so bad😭

i don’t have anger issues. i have stupid people doing stupid things issues.

this is so sick

wait. this is exactly what I need

Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answer only.

whoops keep forgetting about this app lmao

woke up again

every day for the last 5 years

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

Picture of yourself and turn it b&w✨

you can’t hurt my feelings my moms my biggest hater💅🏻

I fucking love this movie yessss

Resist.

Dear Aliens. It’s time.

the only people who say they aren’t political are conservative. I can’t wait for this man to be taken off his high horse🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

when I put “???” in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

🏆 Governor Pritzker- Illinois - has signed an order prohibiting all J6 rioters from state employment.

Arboreal cryptid. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

look at David Bowie. LOOK AT HIM.

Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled "potato" and everyone decided that was a good enough reason for him not to be president? We should be like that again.

ok so where i’m from our mall use to be called searstown but they changed the name like 15 years ago to something else??? but I read it as searstown lmaooo. point is this post is correct

the feminine urge to burn it all down

Just hit me why AOC is so good and brilliant at being the adult in the room with all the trashy losers making terrible choices around her. She used to be a bartender.

AOC--"Trans girls are girls. And for all the folks that are so concerned, thank you for your concern for women for the first time. I don't know who has been to gym class, I’ve played co-ed sports all the time." 🔥

Him: I made you a health smoothie Me: *slurp* OMG this is sooo good. What's in it? Him: Apples, cucumbers, kale ... Me: Oh so healthy Him: ... chocolate ice cream, three Oreos, a Reese's peanut butter cup, and the rest of the rum. Me: Me: wow okay, baby steps it is

i’m awake but at what cost

I might take my pronouns off my accts. I wanna change my blue hair. I live in MA and I am terrified of what’s to come. i’m so so so sorry to my red state friends I can’t even imagine rn😭💕 ily guys we’re gonna figure it out someway. somehow.

i swear matilda is the only movie sarah paulson isn’t crying in

HE ADMITTED IT OUT LOUD HE RIGGED IT. why is this m*n allowed to be president wtf🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

A BALD TIRE. i’m wheezing he’s not wrong😭😂😭

hey so. like every else is also feeling really anxious and scared and sad right?? 🥹

I know what i’m watching today

ok idc about any of this. let me make my pf private??? like why hasn’t that been the first improvement lmaooo. oh and have drafts. i’ve been going back to the dumb place to save said drafts

hand em over 🤠

me fucking too

EVERYTHING IS SO TERRIBLE BUT GUESS WHO DOES GET TO GO TO SCHOOL😍 i’m the kinda poor they’re actually gonna pay me to go (too much financial aid so they pay it out to me) *whispers to not piss off the universe* ya bitch is catching a break

david lynch died😭 nobody speak to me for the rest of today

"leaked photo of heaven" is destroying me