stolen from twitter but it made me lol 😭

if you have goals, dreams, aspirations. don't wait until next year to start on them. that's procrastination. the future begins NOW! 🫶🏻✨ let's go! 🔥💪🏻

I received a package yesterday from my wonderful friend @kharis.draws.pics! It included a set of dice and a handmade bracelet (in my favourite colour) with a quote from my favourite game, The Witcher 3. Experiencing the love of a friend is so special. Things like this really make life brighter. 💗

rude 😭 I'm on the big backtivities 🔗 poomang.com/en/t/monkey_...

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS: LOL: left on land WTF: where’s the family ROFL: rapture only for losers OMG: oh ma geddon

rapture this rapture that. what if you wrapped ur legs around my face

if jesus doesnt show its cause he's scared to face me

bruh can we hurry up and get raptured already i dont wanna work anymore

I see my friends doing this so let's go

@perfectlymisalignd.drinks.monster has swears! They've used 948 profanities in their last 10,338 posts. 🥇 "fucking" (216 times) 🥈 "shit" (193 times) 🥉 "fuck" (172 times)

frequently do. just know I have no sexual interest in any of you even if I do think you're hot

Normalise telling your friends they look good. Not everything is because you're trying to bonk 🫶🏻🙌🏻

So tomorrow is the rapture? I've got games and books to finish. i dont have time for the rapture.

here's my sunday skircle 🫶🏻 love you all ✨🥹

didn't even shout or get upset about us conceding. I'm so mellow these days. good game. probably deserved a draw, we didn't even attack in the 2nd half tbf

don't get as stressed as I used to about football

HAAALANDDDDDDD 🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

I love when people have whimsy

my shot conversion rate was so low I just stopped shooting. I've benched myself 😭 don't even approach new people anymore

icl I fucking hate spurs

my review of a cup ✨

i'm bedrotting today but i'm feeling great about it ✨🥰🥹

new hoodie wys?

I love my best friends so much they genuinely brighten my entire life. I wouldn't be here without them. you know who you are, I love you ✨🫂

these days i’m a circuit board integrated hardware you cannot afford

morning sweethearts 🫂🫶🏻 hope you all have an amazing day ✨🥹 love you all 🥰💜

classical music today I think

this is for me and for anybody else who needs to hear it: recovery and healing is the least linear journey, and you need to fall to know how to pick yourself back up. scrape your knees. it's okay. you have bandaids.

it comes in waves, that break up on the sand. it comes in waves, to drown this broken man

it's that time of the week again 🤘🏻 here's what i've been listening to this week 🔥 that one song about 90 times wcar album is sick still blessthefall album is sick i prevail new album didn't really move me that much 😕 please share your 5x5 in quote or reply 🖤

no new pictures, where are you at mentally?

ITS THAT CHEMICAL 🧪 CUT THAT I CAN GET DOWN ⬇️ WITH 🆙 LIKE THE MOON 🌕 AND OUT LIKE THE HOUNDS 🐺 A DANGEROUS DISPOSITION SOMEHOW REFRACTED IN LIGHT 💡 REFLECTED IN SOUND 🔊 IM COILED UP LIKE THE VENOMOUS SERPENT 🐍 TANGLED IN YOUR TRANCE 🔮 AND IM CERTAIN YOU HAVE GOT YOUR HOOKS🪝 IN ME

yessss it's friday again! 🥳🥳🥳✨ hope you all have an amazing friyay and great weekend ✨🥹🫶🏻 love you all! ❤️🥹

HAAAAALANDDDDDD 😍😍😍😍😍😍

yesss let's fuckin go 🥳🥳🔥🔥🔥

IVE GOT SOLAR FLARES FOR YOUR DEAD GODS SPACE FUST FOR YOUR FUEL RODS DARK DAYS FOR YOUR SOLSTICE DANCING THROUGH THE DEPTHS OF HELLFIRE ON THE WINDS THAT STARTED FROM WITHIN MY BLOOD BEATS SO ALIVE MIGHT TEAR RIGHT THROUGH MY SKIN

if you see this, feel free to join in! name: james pronouns: he/him height: 5'11" sexuality: straight sign: gemini piercings: 2 ear tunnels tattoos: 3 currently. soon to be 4 fav drink: monster fav food: pizza pets: 0 😢 mbti: ISFP-T relationship: single

ok I'm pretty confident that this is going to be my most played song in my Spotify wrapped this year 🙈

nah my november is ridiculous 😭 just got tickets to aviana too. any bands wanna do a tour in that 2 weeks in the middle there?

this version slaps even more than the original

we in 🤘🏻🔥

oh i care, i care BIG TIME. i care about your favorite song or what book you are reading or what animals you saw today or what you are having for dinner or if you are feeling silly or sad

casual 10.30pm monster

hehe look what came in the mail today

yeah this slaps.

so let’s make trouble in the dream world hijack heaven with another memory now

glitches in the code or gaps in a strange dream