My toxic trait is genuinely believing that I would just instinctively know how to play a hurdy gurdy

📢 AI IS NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE 📢

I’m like if someone tried to draw an adult without any reference images

At least one friend has to know about your Deepest Shame™, so when you see something really funny that’s slightly relevant to it you can send it to them and be like “lol me”

Containing multitudes gets exhausting after a while. I’d like to contain just a single tude for a bit

Tired of my therapist prescribing me “have a conversation about it” Like. Yeah, it’s actually been the cure every time, but have you considered that I really don’t wanna?

I fucked uuuuuup. I thought ALL root beer was caffeine free. TURNS OUT BARQ’S ISN’T. I had to cut out caffeine when I developed POTS in 2016. But I started Ivabradine last year, which has helped a lot with the symptoms? … I guess this will be an interesting accidental experiment 😅

Sometimes it just feels like the power steering went out in my brain, you know?

Two people have recently asked me how I stay optimistic in 2025. Bro, this isn't optimism, it's the grimmest determination you've ever seen.

Y’all, I was SO proud of myself for remembering to cancel a channel subscription before the free trial ended… …when I went to cancel it, I found out I was also subscribed to another channel, which I had forgotten to cancel before the trial ended.

“I want to be his peace 🥰” I want to be the reason he’s afraid to go outside at night

Nobody warns you before starting therapy that, if put in the work, you end up emotionally outgrowing a lot of the people you care deeply about. And you can manage a fragile balance in that for a while, but eventually your options dwindle down to: letting them go, or letting them hold you back.

Sometimes I feel like I’m squishing the faces of the people I love between my hands, BEGGING them to protect themselves, and most of them are just staring back at me like 😀

Me: I’m not some fragile little bean, you know 😠 Also me: I hurt myself on the pointy end of a snap pea crisp 😭

The Trump administration has now reversed the layoffs of a lot of federal employees. At the CDC, officials said some staff were mistakenly terminated due to a procedural error.

Terrible news, folks - I looked at the instructions BEFORE I put together my new desk, and it prevented every problem I’ve ever had when putting furniture together.

Trump has explicitly stated that he is terminating federal employees based on political affiliation. Data is currently being collected, but layoff notices have already gone out to employees at the Departments of Commerce, Education, Energy,

Soooo many people said I was overreacting for postponing my flight when the shutdown was confirmed lollllllll

*14 hours after interaction* WAIT WERE THEY FLIRTING WITH ME

[flirting] my therapist is getting tired of hearing about you

Happy Government Shutdown to those who celebrate, don’t forget to leave unpasteurized milk and irradiated shrimp out for Saint Epstein before you go to sleep

There’s a rehab sign in my town that says “Addicted?? Start somewhere!” and I feel they maybe should have brainstormed that wording a bit more

Mae Martin crawling across the floor in episode 5 of Wayward changed my brain chemistry

“I asked ChatGPT–“ okay well I asked the seashell I held up to my ear, and it said SHHHHHHH

I’m in the phase of recording where I’ve heard this song so many fucking times that I’ve started gaslighting myself into worrying that it sounds familiar because I heard it somewhere else before writing it. Bitch, it sounds familiar because you’ve listened to it 873 times in the last two weeks.

You’re in their DMs, I’m yearning silently from a distance my therapist would describe as “profoundly avoidant,” we’re not the same 😌

Constantly perplexed by people thinking I have my shit together. I don’t know who gave you that idea, but it wasn’t me.

What’s it called where every time I stream I remember how much I love streaming, but then whenever I’m not streaming the thought of streaming again makes me So Anxious™

Me before learning how to workout properly with hEDS: Everything 💥HURTS💥 Me after learning how to workout properly with hEDS: Everything 💥HURTS💥 (but different)

I think I officially convinced my mom to take a couple 2 hour flight with me instead of driving a total of 30+ hours for our November trip 👀🤞🏻

My toxic trait is that if someone tells me something is too heavy for me to pick up, I’m gonna pick it up. Even if they were correct.

Friendship (2025) feels like if I Love You, Man (2009) were a body horror. (Friendship isn’t a body horror film, Tim Robinson’s acting choices just have the same effect on me as body horror.)

My brain today: Everything is on fire. Buy the sushi.

I’ve been informed that I apparently do have a roster, and am just too ace to realize that’s what it is.

New ‘No Food or Liquid in an Open Container in The Recording Booth’ rule. It’s not important why 🥲 (fully submerged my headphones in maple syrup)

Gentle reminder to my executive dysfunction pals that if you were truly Just Lazy, you wouldn’t be ridiculing yourself for being lazy…

I don’t have a roster, but I do have a non-zero number of people who will probably think this new song is about them

I think what I really need is for someone to wake me up every morning and force my adderall down my throat like I’m a cat

Flight: ✅booked Room: ✅booked Rental car: ✅booked Cat care: ✅arranged Anxiety: ‼️‼️HIGH‼️‼️ Therapist: ✅proud

Healing looks different for everyone. For instance, I’m about to do something financially irresponsible

Harvard University scored an important win against the Trump administration, as a federal judge ruled the government acted illegally when it blocked billions of dollars in research funding.

I regret to inform me that I’m apparently at the point in my ME/CFS remission where whenever I’m upsetti-spaghetti about something, I think “Ope, I better EXERCISE about it 😀” And I’m absolutely furious that it actually puts me in a better mood.

Couldn’t make the drive to Canada on time, so I picked up my cat’s inhaler (which would have been $30 before the tariffs) from CVS today. The woman checking me out looked me dead in the face and said, “…You’re aware of the cost for this?” Unfortunately, I am. Wish I wasn’t 😀👍🏻

Noah Kahan lyrics would have gone so hard as AIM away messages

I can’t explain the math to you, but of all the personal trainers at the Y it just makes sense to me that the non-binary one would be the one to have experience with EDS/hypermobility 🤷🏻‍♀️ (Fingers crossed)

New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!

🤞🏻

Just put death by luteal phase in my obituary