Bluke Skywalker
@savvyfatty.bsky.social
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I heard y’all was over here givin Gawd the gloreh…
2 months ago
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Hello! Happy Saturday! I want Dahntay Jones arrested! Have a great day! ☀️ 😎 🌴
6 months ago
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Just wrote a
#SAVVYmix
of a hot song and I’m proud of what my mind created 🥹
6 months ago
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Tiricohairline
6 months ago
Do it grip like an African Braider is insanity. SAVED.
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When you’re out in the club, don’t think I love and need and wantchu, baybeh
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6 months ago
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Lenée (she/ her) says #ProtectJhordin
6 months ago
you and that lady marmalade
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Raphael Phaasiq
6 months ago
When she make it clap for the first time:
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SAME, ‘cept I’m nobody’s knitter 👃🏽 ❄️ 💪🏽 💉
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6 months ago
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Why I gotta have THREEEEE different sosha meedjas just to talk to my SM franz? 🥺🤬🥺
6 months ago
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I have to remodel my life. All I got is one nail, no hammer.
6 months ago
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Come in and violate what we consider sacred?! We ALL need to be more like Lake Lanier 🫡
6 months ago
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Holly Thee Scallion
6 months ago
the strawberriest strawberry sorbet: fresh strawberries, roasted strawberries, strawberry powder, candied strawberries, freeze-dried strawberries
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Lenée (she/ her) says #ProtectJhordin
6 months ago
Jazmine Sullivan and LL Cool J canceled their performances at the welcome America festival. made in America may never come back. roots picnic was a shit show this year. why, it’s almost as if trying to make Philadelphia into a rich person’s/ influencer’s playground isn’t working.
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6 months ago
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Me, I Am Nandi: The Elusive Esthetician ✨
6 months ago
That lady on TikTok said the Salem Witch Trials were a land grab to steal land from single women and I haven’t stopped thinking about it.
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I’m only watching
#nellyandashanti
cuz Ashanti is mad pretty and THICK AS THE FUCKS. 😮💨 And also cuz Nelly’s barber ain’t had to use his imagination, nor take any skills improvement courses, in over a quarter of a century
#nellyandashantiwebelongtogether
6 months ago
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Moon
7 months ago
I've never heard of buddy either but we ride at dawn cause what the FUCK
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Written by Uju ✍🏽
7 months ago
In this economy, having any form of stable employment is not something to shame — it’s something to respect. The arrogance in job shaming shows a deep disconnect from reality and privilege. Work is work
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Every year I look for Farrah Fawcett to resurrect and pick another death date
7 months ago
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I need to be over here more. Y’all got useful information…and SENSE.
7 months ago
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THE ICON. THE LEGEND. 🕊️ 🤍
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7 months ago
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Very Old Pic of D. Gray
7 months ago
Things u shouldn’t say but feel strongly: All churches are parts of cults. That is the nature of them. All of ‘em.
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The words will be rapped along to cuz I didn’t come to a museum. 🤐 I came to PORDEE. 🙌🏽
loading . . .
7 months ago
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DAYGO! STAND UP!
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8 months ago
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Princey.
8 months ago
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I miss y’all so much omggggg
8 months ago
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Gillian Branstetter
8 months ago
The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
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YOU DID THIS TO MEEEE
@carnegro.bsky.social
9 months ago
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I won’t tell y’all how many wig-wearing years I went before I started slicking my hair down and wearing a wig cap. From 2016-2022, my wigs were TI’s early aughts beanie
10 months ago
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Horrified, I paused to take his temperature. Him: “I don’t give a fuck about that shit,” and then proceeded to put me through the floorboards. My gavina: 🫡
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10 months ago
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I miss y’all so much. I feel like mom got some of us in the divorce and dad got the rest of us and we all have made no effort to come together as siblings 🥲
10 months ago
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Y’all dun got comfortable enough to hoe this place out yet? Cuz my friend asked if she could sell my-I mean HER-n00dz over here
10 months ago
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10 months ago
Gang
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@mtsw.bsky.social
Just read about you on Fast Company, going to the Costco off Market here in San Diego. You’re braver than a Navy Seal for THAT alone, nevermind picking up some of the last available eggs at that location. And I say that as a Southeast native. 🫡
11 months ago
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Solomon
about 1 year ago
A few things about this 1 What she removed from its casing at the beginning was breakfast sausage… masterful touch 2 layering dressing turkey and gravy!!!! She one of them ones!!!
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛
about 1 year ago
“Is that negro happiness that I hear?”
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actioncookbook
about 1 year ago
[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court
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about 1 year ago
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🗣️THATS THAT SHIT I DOOOO LIKE
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about 1 year ago
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Mel 🤭
about 1 year ago
I can see the exact moment she had a conversation with herself on whether she should say that… and then chose violence 😂😂😂 (I also do this)
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If you were born in 1962, this year you turn 62
about 1 year ago
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@thefancyman.bsky.social
BAYBEH!
about 1 year ago
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SOMEBODY. PUT. ME. IN. A. 7. PERSON. GROUP. CHAT. SOMEONE. EXTREMELY. FAMILIAR. WITH. MY. STRIIICT. “PLEASE. DONT. PUT. ME. IN. NO. GOTDAMN. GROUP. CHAT. FOR. A. MUTHAFUCKING. THING. EVERRRRR!” POLICY. Now…I’m forced to Delete and Block Conversation, despite someone needing a kidney donation…🤷🏽♀️
about 1 year ago
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Solomon
about 1 year ago
Hoping the worst for everyone involved 💜
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Arabian Double Front
about 1 year ago
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I’m fat. But I’m not Show Me A Girl Eating Candied Pig Lip Fat On My IG Explore Page Fat. This was a digital, visual slur and my attorney has been contacted.
about 1 year ago
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Really had to eat some prescription-strength soup this morning cuz it was cold dinna bitch. 😮💨 Really need one of y’all East Coast or Midwest cities to come retrieve YOUR weather cuz
about 1 year ago
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I’ve inquired with a local dealer about crack. MUCH healthier ☝🏽
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about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
X: Blocked people can read your tweets Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
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