I heard y’all was over here givin Gawd the gloreh…

Hello! Happy Saturday! I want Dahntay Jones arrested! Have a great day! ☀️ 😎 🌴

Just wrote a #SAVVYmix of a hot song and I’m proud of what my mind created 🥹

Do it grip like an African Braider is insanity. SAVED.

When you’re out in the club, don’t think I love and need and wantchu, baybeh

you and that lady marmalade

When she make it clap for the first time:

SAME, ‘cept I’m nobody’s knitter 👃🏽 ❄️ 💪🏽 💉

Why I gotta have THREEEEE different sosha meedjas just to talk to my SM franz? 🥺🤬🥺

I have to remodel my life. All I got is one nail, no hammer.

Come in and violate what we consider sacred?! We ALL need to be more like Lake Lanier 🫡

the strawberriest strawberry sorbet: fresh strawberries, roasted strawberries, strawberry powder, candied strawberries, freeze-dried strawberries

Jazmine Sullivan and LL Cool J canceled their performances at the welcome America festival. made in America may never come back. roots picnic was a shit show this year. why, it’s almost as if trying to make Philadelphia into a rich person’s/ influencer’s playground isn’t working.

69.

That lady on TikTok said the Salem Witch Trials were a land grab to steal land from single women and I haven’t stopped thinking about it.

I’m only watching #nellyandashanti cuz Ashanti is mad pretty and THICK AS THE FUCKS. 😮‍💨 And also cuz Nelly’s barber ain’t had to use his imagination, nor take any skills improvement courses, in over a quarter of a century #nellyandashantiwebelongtogether

I've never heard of buddy either but we ride at dawn cause what the FUCK

In this economy, having any form of stable employment is not something to shame — it’s something to respect. The arrogance in job shaming shows a deep disconnect from reality and privilege. Work is work

Every year I look for Farrah Fawcett to resurrect and pick another death date

I need to be over here more. Y’all got useful information…and SENSE.

THE ICON. THE LEGEND. 🕊️ 🤍

Things u shouldn’t say but feel strongly: All churches are parts of cults. That is the nature of them. All of ‘em.

The words will be rapped along to cuz I didn’t come to a museum. 🤐 I came to PORDEE. 🙌🏽

DAYGO! STAND UP!

I miss y’all so much omggggg

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

YOU DID THIS TO MEEEE @carnegro.bsky.social

I won’t tell y’all how many wig-wearing years I went before I started slicking my hair down and wearing a wig cap. From 2016-2022, my wigs were TI’s early aughts beanie

Horrified, I paused to take his temperature. Him: “I don’t give a fuck about that shit,” and then proceeded to put me through the floorboards. My gavina: 🫡

I miss y’all so much. I feel like mom got some of us in the divorce and dad got the rest of us and we all have made no effort to come together as siblings 🥲

Y’all dun got comfortable enough to hoe this place out yet? Cuz my friend asked if she could sell my-I mean HER-n00dz over here

Gang

@mtsw.bsky.social Just read about you on Fast Company, going to the Costco off Market here in San Diego. You’re braver than a Navy Seal for THAT alone, nevermind picking up some of the last available eggs at that location. And I say that as a Southeast native. 🫡

A few things about this 1 What she removed from its casing at the beginning was breakfast sausage… masterful touch 2 layering dressing turkey and gravy!!!! She one of them ones!!!

“Is that negro happiness that I hear?”

[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court

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🗣️THATS THAT SHIT I DOOOO LIKE

I can see the exact moment she had a conversation with herself on whether she should say that… and then chose violence 😂😂😂 (I also do this)

If you were born in 1962, this year you turn 62

@thefancyman.bsky.social BAYBEH!

SOMEBODY. PUT. ME. IN. A. 7. PERSON. GROUP. CHAT. SOMEONE. EXTREMELY. FAMILIAR. WITH. MY. STRIIICT. “PLEASE. DONT. PUT. ME. IN. NO. GOTDAMN. GROUP. CHAT. FOR. A. MUTHAFUCKING. THING. EVERRRRR!” POLICY. Now…I’m forced to Delete and Block Conversation, despite someone needing a kidney donation…🤷🏽‍♀️

Hoping the worst for everyone involved 💜

I’m fat. But I’m not Show Me A Girl Eating Candied Pig Lip Fat On My IG Explore Page Fat. This was a digital, visual slur and my attorney has been contacted.

Really had to eat some prescription-strength soup this morning cuz it was cold dinna bitch. 😮‍💨 Really need one of y’all East Coast or Midwest cities to come retrieve YOUR weather cuz

I’ve inquired with a local dealer about crack. MUCH healthier ☝🏽

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