infinity pool right on the beach is like being on the beach without the sand? didn’t even know this was a dream of mine

sunset at 4:42 is just so

let people off the elevator before you try to get on? is this not common sense?

what do you mean tyra banks has an ice cream shop called smize & dream and they sell something called hot ice cream actual melted hot ice cream

smashed hachiya persimmon salad mixed greens, mustard vinaigrette, goat cheese, cured duck breast

persimmon toast: brûléed hachiya persimmon, labneh (maple syrup, vanilla, cardamom), evoo, flaky salt.

if you’ve never seen Samara Joy live, I BEG.

mango sticky rice bars glutinous rice cooked with sweetened coconut milk, topped with manho, salty coconut cream and latik

mango mani 🥭 💅

found some shrimp and pita bread in the freezer so: shrimp arayas, labneh, and pickles

i got my tires changed and i sat next to a man (mid 60s) in the lobby who, in the span of 12 minutes, 1. complimented himself three times 2. showed me a picture of himself when he was 20 years younger 3. told me about his ex-wife (“you remember xena? her sister”) 4. flexed his arms a whole lot

They are literally canceling culture

do they make Jennifers or Melissas or Vanessas anymore?

honeycrisp apple mani 💅 🍎

put the cotdamb cinnamon brooms away it’s not time yet

a solicitor in front of the grocery store looked at me and said “you look friendly!” and the way i whipped off my sunglasses and said “im the fuck not” lets me know i need to spend the rest of my day inside the house 🦦

sweet corn pie 🌽 corn cookie crust (made with the leftover corn solids from the corn butter), corn butter custard, corn silk and crema whip

what is the purpose of a corn rib?

corn milk matcha corn butter, corn juice, oat milk, honey, matcha

enfrijoladas hoja santa corn tortillas, black beans, crema, cremoso, cilantro, chicharron

pop art nails 💅

just met @yoitsholly.bsky.social in person for the first time yesterday, and we’ve been following each other for 7 years across twitter/IG/bluesky. 🥹💛

potato chips, pepperoncini, prosciutto, pikliz, parmesan

the brand is strong 🌽

peaches, cherries, sweet corn pastry cream, oatmeal crust

now how did Talcolm X get my email address?

the strawberriest strawberry sorbet: fresh strawberries, roasted strawberries, strawberry powder, candied strawberries, freeze-dried strawberries

cat eye stained glass chrome 💅

pretzel pie crust, corn butter, corn custard, corn silk whip and brûléed corn

today on Will It Pretzel: store-bought pie dough 12/10 will pretzel again

is there a way to mute a tiktok while you’re watching it? what spot do i need to tap on the screen?

I could watch an entire food network channel of just @yoitsholly.bsky.social making culinary perfection.

pistachio mascarpone (pistachio butter, honey, lemon zest), peaches, cherries, sungold tomatoes, frozen raspberries, olive oil, flaky vanilla salt, basil

tomato sandwich season 🍅 baguette, sungolds, dukes, s&p, o&v

summer produce hate to see me coming. cherries, sungolds, corn, shallot, goat cheese, olive oil, fig balsamic

buy two.

today on Will It Pretzel: tortillas

today on Will It Pretzel: khachapuri 500/10 will pretzel again

chocoflan but make it corn

the walk-by air coming off my neighbor’s house is wild

today on Will It Pretzel? Hawaiian rolls. it pretzeled so good 😌 made a little kalua pork to go with them.

today in chewable milk: roasted Japanese sweet potato, filled with malted milk pastry cream, topped with butter roasted corn and brûléed

i has a bad experience at the picnic a few years ago but allllllmost got tickets this year off the strength of D’angelo. i’m glad i didn’t because D ain’t even there and im reading the gates still ain’t open. people fainting in line waiting to get in… no bathrooms or water.

the only thing i miss about my 9 to 5 is weekends. i miss looking forward to a weekend.

pretzel baked brie lol

pretzel shortbread it’s almost there.

Inspired by @yoitsholly.bsky.social, I finally got around to making this pretzel brioche bun filled with mustard & farmer's cheese

was gifted (cursed?) with 6lbs of maraschino cherries. what should i make?

i really thought i could go outside today LOLSOB

pretzel lechon empanadas with hellyeah helena’s (instagram.com/hellyeah.helena) empanadas