what do you mean tyra banks has an ice cream shop called smize & dream and they sell something called hot ice cream actual melted hot ice cream

smashed hachiya persimmon salad mixed greens, mustard vinaigrette, goat cheese, cured duck breast

persimmon toast: brûléed hachiya persimmon, labneh (maple syrup, vanilla, cardamom), evoo, flaky salt.

if you’ve never seen Samara Joy live, I BEG.

mango sticky rice bars glutinous rice cooked with sweetened coconut milk, topped with manho, salty coconut cream and latik

mango mani 🥭 💅

found some shrimp and pita bread in the freezer so: shrimp arayas, labneh, and pickles

i got my tires changed and i sat next to a man (mid 60s) in the lobby who, in the span of 12 minutes, 1. complimented himself three times 2. showed me a picture of himself when he was 20 years younger 3. told me about his ex-wife (“you remember xena? her sister”) 4. flexed his arms a whole lot

They are literally canceling culture

do they make Jennifers or Melissas or Vanessas anymore?

honeycrisp apple mani 💅 🍎

put the cotdamb cinnamon brooms away it’s not time yet

a solicitor in front of the grocery store looked at me and said “you look friendly!” and the way i whipped off my sunglasses and said “im the fuck not” lets me know i need to spend the rest of my day inside the house 🦦

sweet corn pie 🌽 corn cookie crust (made with the leftover corn solids from the corn butter), corn butter custard, corn silk and crema whip

what is the purpose of a corn rib?

corn milk matcha corn butter, corn juice, oat milk, honey, matcha

enfrijoladas hoja santa corn tortillas, black beans, crema, cremoso, cilantro, chicharron

pop art nails 💅

just met @yoitsholly.bsky.social in person for the first time yesterday, and we’ve been following each other for 7 years across twitter/IG/bluesky. 🥹💛

potato chips, pepperoncini, prosciutto, pikliz, parmesan

the brand is strong 🌽

peaches, cherries, sweet corn pastry cream, oatmeal crust

now how did Talcolm X get my email address?

the strawberriest strawberry sorbet: fresh strawberries, roasted strawberries, strawberry powder, candied strawberries, freeze-dried strawberries

cat eye stained glass chrome 💅

pretzel pie crust, corn butter, corn custard, corn silk whip and brûléed corn

today on Will It Pretzel: store-bought pie dough 12/10 will pretzel again

is there a way to mute a tiktok while you’re watching it? what spot do i need to tap on the screen?

I could watch an entire food network channel of just @yoitsholly.bsky.social making culinary perfection.

pistachio mascarpone (pistachio butter, honey, lemon zest), peaches, cherries, sungold tomatoes, frozen raspberries, olive oil, flaky vanilla salt, basil

tomato sandwich season 🍅 baguette, sungolds, dukes, s&p, o&v

summer produce hate to see me coming. cherries, sungolds, corn, shallot, goat cheese, olive oil, fig balsamic

buy two.

today on Will It Pretzel: tortillas

today on Will It Pretzel: khachapuri 500/10 will pretzel again

chocoflan but make it corn

the walk-by air coming off my neighbor’s house is wild

today on Will It Pretzel? Hawaiian rolls. it pretzeled so good 😌 made a little kalua pork to go with them.

today in chewable milk: roasted Japanese sweet potato, filled with malted milk pastry cream, topped with butter roasted corn and brûléed

i has a bad experience at the picnic a few years ago but allllllmost got tickets this year off the strength of D’angelo. i’m glad i didn’t because D ain’t even there and im reading the gates still ain’t open. people fainting in line waiting to get in… no bathrooms or water.

the only thing i miss about my 9 to 5 is weekends. i miss looking forward to a weekend.

pretzel baked brie lol

pretzel shortbread it’s almost there.

Inspired by @yoitsholly.bsky.social, I finally got around to making this pretzel brioche bun filled with mustard & farmer's cheese

was gifted (cursed?) with 6lbs of maraschino cherries. what should i make?

i really thought i could go outside today LOLSOB

pretzel lechon empanadas with hellyeah helena’s (instagram.com/hellyeah.helena) empanadas

at the Queens: 4 Legends 1 Stage - Gladys Knight, Stephanie Mills, Patti Labelle and Chaka Khan and I am begging you to go. BEGGING.

committed to the bit 💅

pretzel focaccia, pistachio cream, pistachio mortadella, burrata, olive oil