okay now give us a simlish version of one of her songs. i’ve been waiting

Durand Bernarr is a DELIGHT. An absolute entertainer.

This was a long ass week and it’s only Monday.

I want some funnel cake

Don’t even gotta ask who scheduled it smh

Oh your McDonald’s went up by one dollar? You know you could just buy a cow and raise it in your backyard and then butcher it yourself and grind it into hamburger meat and then grow the tomatoes and lettuce and onion in your garden and you can bake your own buns you know that right?

That chicken must have been good AF because to be disgusted at foot water but to continue to eat is cracking me up

Have we talked about ol girl with the chicken wing judging that toe sucker looks like a thick Nia Long? I feel like this needs to be discussed more

Here!

Not certified pre-hoed. 🤣

COME WITH SOME MILES ON YOUR DICKOMETER!!!!!

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PBS catchin strays

Pepe Le Pew was a sexual predator and gave children a piss poor example of how to set and maintain physical boundaries.

Even if she did date 50 people, that’s her right. She’s grown as hell. It’s all part of slut shaming culture.

Secondhand embarrassment is so visceral to me lmao. It literally makes me wanna jump outta my skin.

I propose the Klayfabe

I HATE AI!!!

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You can come from a two parent household, have a great childhood and still be a terrible person, babe. Sometimes people just ain’t shit no matter how they were raised.

I’ve had to hide 6 angles of that foot video 😭

and don't be an introvert who enjoys their own company.

ive been in that scenario. where i'm in the corner not knowing anyone or in an intimidating situation and folks automatically think you're off puting because you aren't as outgoing or you dont have the interpersonal relationships to interject..

people do confuse shyness with bitchiness sometimes. and that sucks.

LOVE THEM you hear me?

Shaq, Kenny, Chuck, and Ernie in full screen glory

Malika Andrews gets backup dancers for her report on Victor Wembanyama

I might see if someone can take this kid to practice tomorrow so I can cook. I want some braised lamb, roasted sweet potatoes, and Brussels sprouts.

i'm just glad the talented tenth moved on from saying "the commoditization of black bodies." that was a dark time.

*even imaginarily

Every day this past week we saw stories of men who were supposed to love and protect the woman in their life instead harm that woman. That’s hard to constantly absorb.

The property brothers don’t need nan nother show. But will I watch it? Yes. Two things can be true at once.

Do I want a mimosa??? Yes.

Idk if Pisces are mean simply because they’re detached from reality and that delusion makes them dangerous.

Libras are terrible people. They’re not mean though. They just say anything out their mouths.

Cause if they cheer hard enough they might get their baddie chain next

Cancers will cry as they beat you up for some shit you didn't do, but it felt like you did, so they still going with it. And then they'll put in a unicorn onesie and post videos about how you made them break their new nail set.

Don't y'all love being the heads of everything????

I had noticed this shift of more film actors doing shows. And it was strange, but I assumed maybe they were bored in the latter part of their careers and just wanted a steady gig for a bit. This makes so much more sense. And is tarrible.

Klay went from being a simp to a city boy. Niggas love celebrating mistreatment 😂

My wife was singing at church last night and I was in the balcony. Something subtle happened in a song, both of us heard it, had the same thought, made eye contact, and basically had a quick convo with no words. Stuff like that is some of my fav parts of being married

I want grilled wings and pasta salad

Don’t make me mean🤷🏽‍♀️

I also think cancers are really good at reflecting what energy is put out there. And if it’s mean, cancers can be down right nasty. Gotta be careful about what energetic lint we pick up from other people.

Aht, aht... you're talking about VENGEANCE. I didn't say vengeful, I said MEAN.

This why I live my life the way I want to as a Black woman bc yall don’t want us to have shit but suffer thru life, be quiet about it, and die. Your hate for my existence does not narrate my life.

Cancers are very mean lol. But we have to be provoked. You fuck with a loved one or children/elderly/disabled and that’s kinda it.