If you ain’t trying to stop the count, leave her alone.

Landscape

Glute day done. Less than 4 months to 45, it’s time to really lock in. #BlackSkyFitness

In white people take their dogs everywhere news…

But what if it all works out?

Happy Birthday to singer Corinne Bailey Rae 🎤🎁🎊

Watching TV with my mom and both of us calling the characters stupid 😆

Yearning to be held by somebody who means it. Dessit.

For all you #birders out there (including me) - 'Birdbrain' benefits: new research shows that seasoned birders had denser tissue in parts of the brain tied to working memory, spatial awareness & object recognition. #BirdBrain Link for more information: www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

The way these two Republican NC senate candidates are trashing each other in the primaries cannot be helping either of their chances of winning in the midterms.

Not sold directly to consumers but commercially distributed in Michigan, Oregon, Washington, Wisconsin and Canada.

I’m going to London next week for business with a side of pleasure. Going to use that as a reset and get back on track when I return.

Companies are firing humans... Start using AI to make all content... Use AI bots to fake traffic.... So the robots are entertaining other robots and somehow this makes a profit?

“The American dream turns into the American nightmare as we start to look at what we’re doing to biodiversity and systems that we depend on as humans."

This is my ministry. Cry, and cry FIRST. 🙂‍↕️ They never expect it from us. Shakes everybody up.

Ken the man >>>>

Message to Self: “Today I give myself permission to slow down before I speed up.”

Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy. Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

Covid doesn’t give brain fog. It gives lasting brain damage. Long after the virus is gone, parts of the brain continue to fail. Sometimes so badly the brain stops telling the body to breathe. Oops. An aside, I believe much of the population-wide cognitive decline is being masked by AI usage.

I’ve been crying laughing all morning fr

“Be My Baby” -The Ronettes #Message

In other news, my dahlia seeds sprouted 🙌🏽

People acting like weak ass bitches in the workplace blows me. I have a theory about this behavior that I need to bore somebody with over drinks lol.

Happy Adoptaversary to Maryland’s first dog and furriest family member, Tucker! 🐾

once again, we are frolicking at maximum levels this year. I want skin SHOWING, ass THROWING and joy FLOWING.

My dreams have been so vivid and sensual lately, quite enjoyable 😅

Laying in bed listening to the rain when I need to get up and get this day started. Yesterday was so draining I think I’m procrastinating.

I’m very happy that sugar cookie season is almost over

The Second Sapphic Shelf Explosion is here! Over two hundred books—including The Milkyway Hotel—are either free or $.99 on yearofqueerlit.com (the link is also in my bio). For once, don’t procrastinate, it’s only for a day! Go feed your insatiable TBR NOW!

I’m walking into my winning season.

all these rich folks scamming but let you take something out the self-checkout line without scanning it and RoboCop blowing the hinges off your door.

Somebody vote for me as a congressman so I can beat his dog ass right on the Capital floor.

Imagine an Olympic level triumph being rewarded with a room temperature "burger" and soggy fries. People are too comfortable in mediocrity it's almost nauseating.

Every time

And that’s why I remind the girls and gays that a lie by omission is still a lie. You’re not about to “you never asked” me into some scandalous bullshit playing rhetorical games, cuz imma “you shouldn’t assume” you into public humiliation. Blowing up your spot is a kindness cuz I’m not nice.

the direct deposit has kicked in for the political cicada

Same, Baby! Same!

Why did I dream that, something is going terribly wrong in my subconscious 🤣😭😩

Peony

When you’re hungry so you cook then cooking makes you not feel like eating 😵‍💫

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I hope everyone realizes this and starts pushin back ass whoopings 🙌🏾 unite with me!

My novel DEATH OF THE AUTHOR has won the 2026 NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Literary Work - Fiction!! 💃🏿🇳🇬🇺🇸🤖 Sigh…wow. 🥹

Something that makes people happy that doesn't come at the expense/suffering of anyone else will never piss me off. It's enough to actually be mad at. Let people live. You like it, I love it. Bless.

Someone should ask her if they will also be investigating her uncle who is in the Epstein files.

My cousin said he was getting some and we clowned him so hard he said nevermind no I’m not. Bullying works.

Guilty as sin.

I keep trying other blushes and I always come back to the NARS liquid blush in shade Orgasm.