ESPECIALLY after the gym.

This is the Meghan Trainor for gays.

Fat roll tan lines <<<<

people you don’t find attractive also deserve to live

One of the best things I’ve done recently for my mental health and body image has been removing the scale from the house.

More like “breakfast and bred”.

Benson & Hedges.

Duck bacon is the move.

The muscle gay boyfriend in a group of average gay men is fascinating.

💀

That transition was BRUTAL.

People need to act about this like the Confederate Statue people act.

Those are two very different headlines.

bonnet down, legs up is how a lot of y'allz grannies got that second deep freezer.

Whenever you do the “ain’t shit” threads I always follow those people. They seem fun lol

“How fat is that Patrick” is INSANE

I’m that girl in the Alessia Cara song.

I will always cry at small kindnesses.

Addendum: precum should be called “prenut butter”

Doing my part

They look great but the name is breaking my brain.

I went on a date with a guy in the Marines and he took MY straw out of MY drink and told me “there’s only one thing a Marine’s boyfriend sucks on and it ain’t that.”

I mean this respectfully but, are you watching this like it’s a movie?

Banning Alex Haley’s ‘Roots’ is so crazy.

The JoBros being MAGA didn’t surprise me, but I was very disappointed.

C.B. Mamas or Behind the Green Door.

AirPods just sitting there hovering. Apple products are so amazing and accessible.

I’m saying “Put some in your South mouth” for the rest of my life.

Clarence Thomas’s old ass probably remembers the Comstock Act because he was shining massa’s boots while they wrote it. Choke.

Choke.

There was an article that quoted some celebrity (Bieber, maybe) and all it said was “my apes gone”.

This feels like rage bait.

How does Cam Newton look like Colonel Sanders dressed as Lou Bega dressed as Hilary Banks?

Bully your local politician. They, quite literally, have to listen to you.

Their bros’ tein.

Boppiana?

This is anti-Black.

There’s something inherently weird about complimenting someone’s English when you didn’t even attempt any Spanish.

I asked a group of women once if they prefer sex toys with or without balls and every one of them said “no balls” because that’s where all their problems come from.

Happy Mother’s Day!

no doubt was such a good band

Because Dreams was so well written! Shout out to Fleetwood Mac and the poetically vulnerable, emotionally raw writing brilliance of Stevie Nicks! Thank you, NiaAshleigh_

Sigh, break that generational trauma! Let them people work!

My real answer is funnier than any lie I could come up with.

This has been up for 3 hours and I just realized this is about Latto, not Lizzo.

Being gay makes this question complicated because there's top virginity, bottom virginity, oral virginity, watersports virginity, public virginity....the list goes ON.

“Schadenfriday” is brilliant.

saw a tiktok that said Omarion don’t be dancing fr he just pose to the beat 💀💀