A thread of how to say “nobody asked you” from around the world, starting with this one… A Lithuanian way of telling someone to mind their own business is ne tavo kiaulės, ne tavo pupos. It means “not your pigs, not your beans.”

I just made the ugliest sound omg

Nobody asked for this.

*blinks* wait i need a second.

Putting on my archdruid robes to lounge about the house. (It’s a Snuggie)

I’ve delivered that.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Hobby Lobby, short for Hobert Lobert.

“AI didn’t make this, we did” is the craziest, most unaware statement I’ve seen yet.

“The customer is always right” ends with “in matter of taste”. So no, you can’t actually treat service workers like trash and expect to not get checked.

My obsession with this lady was my first OGT.

Lowkey if you remove the hair & add some facial hair its givibg Karamo

“Holy Shit, Man Walks on Fucking Moon”

looking at my Spotify Wrapped*: *reposted for misspelling

Kash Patel always looks like he was doing coke 17 seconds prior to the photo being taken.

Claire Saffitz and this mortadella cookie…

Beat people's asses in the office.

Jesus celebrates his birthday for a whole month, why shouldn't we?

I saw God Lives Underwater open for KMFDM when I was like 16 and my mind was very blown.

Me watching The Batman.

Werk.

To thine own self please be fr

They should've called it Zoo-Two-pia. Marketed as Zoo2pia.

I will absolutely go back to a Discman because WTF??

When you give a criminal the power to pardon people, OF COURSE he's going to pardon more criminals!

This feels almost Schenkerian in its distillation of the melodic content. @komaniecki.bsky.social all the notes are there though, right??

Shout out to those of you who still haven’t eaten yet.

Show me those ChatGPT turkeys. I need to see what fuckery y'all got up to.

The performers at the Macy’s Parade are so random. Why is Busta Rhymes on the Ninja Turtles float?

GIRL WHAT IS THIS FACELIFT ON BRADLEY COOPER??

I constantly buy pickles because I'm convinced that we finished that jar already (knowing full well I'm the only pickle eater in the house).

This is so funny. I went to Catholic school my whole life and I can tell you that God has never read a single homework assignment I’ve ever done.

I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.

Inject it into my veinsssss

A grape soda would set this off perfectly.

My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀

Some of y’all are big and greedy and should admit it. Three meats, six carbs, and five desserts is too. much. food.

The food ain't ready.

Why are Wingstop bags that damn big?

Me in high school when the straight boy I was totally dating in my head showed up with his girlfriend to prom.

in a further example that the internet is manipulating us, this video has been in my suggested videos on YouTube since Friday. now my friends on social media are posting about it.

hell yeah! send me an ounce of flower!

Yelling.

“It’s basically fine” has been this show’s shtick for 20 years.

Now we’re about to get gospel remixes of trap songs and I’m already tired.

Insane take but there’s truth here.