As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.

SAME. (Coincidentally currently wearing my Lee Ho Fook's Chow Mein shirt Mum got me for Chrimbo.)

Knives Out: Fall Glass Onion: Summer Wake Up Dead Man: Spring The next Benoit Blanc *needs* to be winter-set. (And on a train! Get this Dapper Weirdo on a train!)

Will totally work that into my belief system, sure

It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this

AI in a nutshell

STOP REPOSTING AI ON TO MY TIMELINE

THE GOAT DID NOT SURVIVE

Here’s to 2026

Slap a HobbitBjörn on Aragorn, tuck in the Ringbearer, and voila!

Happy Boxing Day, from Wimsey to you.

You know you're touchstarved* when art of really tight, tactile hugs twists your Yearning switch all the way to 11. * (Yes, even I, an ace uninterested in being a part of anything sexual, get touchstarved.)

you have to love your oc with an overwhelmingly burning passion so that others can feel it too. the joy will radiate from you. the story will tell itself. joy. whimsy. cringe is dead. embracing your art is life ☁️🤲🏾

Take me to this timeline, plz

#xfiles last studies of the year

The sexiest thing a man can do is crawl barefoot through the air ducts of Nakatomi Plaza.

Ain't the season without the Greason

Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, last night dreamt he went to Manderley.

Damn if Tal ain't 100% correct yet again

This is that fog Santa needed to exploit Rudolph for.

For as little as a dollar, you can help make sure these meeces have cheeses this holiday season

Thread.

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

You vastly underestimate my capacity for spite and willingness to defend this hill unto death, ya bastards.

Galaxy Quest, like Iron Giant , Fury Road and Tremors, is one of those rare movies without flaws. It's not just good, but miraculous.

MAGA Boomer: At your age in 1970 I paid off college & bought a house w/hard work Millennials: In 1970 college was 5% of median salary—Now it’s 44%. A median home was $24K—Now its $417K. The top marginal tax rate was 70%—Now its 37%. Sure maybe you did work hard—but then closed the door behind you.

For those unfamiliar: There's a reason Weiners Circle is a beloved local institution.

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK

Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP

Ryan Coogler's script for #Sinners and more 2025 screenplays are now available to download for free. thefilmstage.com/download-the...

It doesn’t take much to radicalize me like I would literally burn it all down just to stop bean bunny from shivering

“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here

Slowly oozing down the couch.

The Eternal Struggle

Essential dungeon crawl monsters: 1. Big and dumb 2. Small but there's lots 3. Tentacles don't go there 4. Evil horse 5. Fun facts about mushrooms 6. Eye 7. Punchable child 8. Dude that looks like another dude 9. Hostile architecture 10. Capitalism allegory 11. Uncomfortable implications 12. Steve

I'm off work until Jan 5 SOOO

"[M]onetized the dysfunction" is a good way to describe the American health care system too.

Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.

Two beautiful unicorns!!!! 😭😭😭😭

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

"Think not of the books you've bought as a "to be read" pile. Instead, think of your bookcase as a wine cellar. You collect books to be read at the right time, the right place, and the right mood." - Luc van Donkersgoed

“call your congresspeople and beg them not to sentence trans people to death” is a regular feature of our politics now and it fucking sucks