He may be hibernating now for the year, but dont worry, he will be back.

Shit has been rough. 5 trips to the ER for various reasons, losing some independence, a cat who is both eventually terminally ill but also getting healthier? No job. No privacy. But I got good grades, yeeted my yute etc, rekindled friendships, and am alive. Not everyone made it this far.

it’s all i’ve got

If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.

reminding you that you’re a movie lover whether you logged 1 film ten times or 500+ films this year. it doesn’t matter the genre or the length of the film. or whether you watched them in a theater, at home or on a plane. you’re a movie lover and we love you 🧡 💚 💙

My mother is an absolute pro at ruining any good mood I'm able to scrounge up

which political views? which ones specifically

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR LEMON PIG DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LEMONS

So I had my Covid/flu vaccines booked for thanksgiving day, but mom had her accident the Friday right before so I had to cancel. Her care was pretty intense so I couldn’t risk being laid out for even a day, which I normally am. Now that she’s quite mobile, I’m trying to book. There’s no Covid shots!

If, like me, you are pissed that Libby is wasting library resources on a nonsensical AI “readers advisory” that takes up half a page of UI and is absolutely worthless, there’s a perma survey link on the bottom of the settings page that will allow you to record feedback as many times as you want

I FINALLY MET SMALL BROWN DOG™

GONNA MEET A DOG SHORTLY

I get to meet a dog tomorrow and I am very excited

Music used to be such a huge part of my life. There was always something playing. I've been to more live shows that I could ever hope to count. Asking me what my fave band is would be a thesis. I've collected a lot of gems along the way, and met some cool musicians.

I absolutely despise asking for help. I’m bad at it. But I could really use it.

Cutie Patooties 🤗

I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂‍↕️

I'm trying to learn to sit with my impatience and just let things be. It is very much a work in progress.

"Unfortunately, I have fallen and met my fate - I’m sorry about my abrupt Christmas closure..." See more below

THE GOAT DID NOT SURVIVE

Here’s to 2026

IM GOING TO SEE GOLDEN GIRLS AT CONFED CENTRE AAAA

STOP REPOSTING AI ON TO MY TIMELINE

Hey #Halisky, if your usual garbage day is Thursday, it's tomorrow. Take your stuff outside so you don't have to wake up early on Dec 27th!

The kitten has been taking her cheesy pills regularly for a few days now and I'm so relieved and also knocking on wood! This means that staying the night somewhere will be slightly less stressful. And also that she's getting the FULL dose, instead of in whatever food she grazes on through the day.

Mom: “I hope you are eating more than just garbage over the holidays.” Me: “Do oranges count?” Mom: “Oh, did you buy a box of Clementines?” *slams orange on table* *peels back foil* Me: “Sure.”

I didn't get vaccinated last year. And while being a hermit, caught Influenza A. Then I almost died from sepsis over Christmas. I'm still recovering from that. Get vaccinated. It saves lives.

"The birds are on private property, a spokesperson for the Municipality of Chatham-Kent told CBC in an email, so it will be up to the property owner to decide whether or not to dispose of the birds." So, we're just not doing biosafety anymore, eh?

Remember how we didn't burn it in 2024 and how 2025 turned out?

The sexiest thing a man can do is crawl barefoot through the air ducts of Nakatomi Plaza.

Ain't the season without the Greason

Do I buy Fallout 76 for $6

It happened again!

Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s

For your Christmas pleasure. 🎄 https://youtu.be/xpcUxwpOQ_A?si=YHtArV6hwPTW--i5

Merry Christmas from Gary and the dogs!

you better watch out you better waTCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT yOu BeTtEr WaTcH oUt

Some good news: I was able to give Sweet Pea her morning stomach pill and evening gabapentin in some cheese with little issue. Something we’ve been struggling with pretty hard since she got sick in August.

The disturbing clown plate has finally been gifted. This was found by a friend during the 75 mile yard sale and just gifted to @donjohn80.bsky.social This is a thing of nightmares. I’m so happy it will live on.

This cat hasn't eaten ALL DAY. She has food. Two different cans of food. Both fresh. I've shown her repeatedly. She WANTS food. She's absolutely starving and is doing BAD THINGS because she WANTS FOOD SO BAD. BUT WILL NOT FUCKING EAT I am going to have a crash out melt down

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

It's my favourite album!

Sending love to all of you, with extra love if you are struggling. If I can be a friend, I'm here 🫂❤️

Brought dad’s stocking stuffer down to him and made a pit stop into superstore for last second top ups. It chilly out. Pyjamas SOON.

This thread has been saved from the wastes of Twitter! Go on; have a read, it’s a lovely Christmas Eve tale.

As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year: A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.