This is basically how my grandmother would start her grill. The Fire Department was involved multiple times.

I want to live in this.

Because I am vengeful and it would take the loss of my better half to tip me completely to the dark side.

5 living writers that you've read 5 books by each: Clive Barker Dean Koontz RA Salvatore Hickman and Weiss Christopher Pike

I really like necrocracy as a term.

I don't even really watch Star Trek and I am fairly certain that I understand it better than these people.

*makes note* Not fungi.

Fun Note: I have permanent scarring from my last anaesthesia adventure!

Have you read the comic it comes from? Because the context and follow up make it even funnier.

This has passed from the realm of subtext to overtext to maximum overtext.

Time is a flat circle

LotFP is still a thing?! I thought all the edgy kids abandoned it for Mork Borg a few years back?

Andrew Tate's combat sports career is as real as the Islamic State of Japan. Cherry picked opponents, stats padding, record inflation... every cheap trick in the combat sports playbook. My amateur career is more legit than anything this "man" has ever done.

Yep.

Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.

And he almost falls while doing so. Can't trust a fascist to do anything right.

New York City to become first in US to ban deceptive subscription practices The Mamdani administration is banning companies from using deceptive subscriptions to trap customers into recurring charges & is also targeting "junk fees" that raise the price of everything from apartments to sport events

Lol lmao even

I've always loved this joke.

Every one of these Right Wing "tough" guys:

Ancient Aliens... my favorite source of scifi story ideas and the best showcase of logical fallacies the world has ever produced. I love this show so much.

Best: X-Men '97 Season 2 Most Surprising: Minions vs Monsters Least Best: Madame Web (I laughed way too hard) Most Disappointing: Citizen Vigilante (It was not so bad it's good)

Name a forgotten character or series that deserves a comeback.

Him consuming a thousand souls a day has been a regular part of his day since 1988.

UNBELIEVABLE. Screenshot this reddit post now before the government takes it down. PROOF that Alex Jones died on OceanGate.

"Why doesn't America have a bigger left movement?" Because every time a labor leader starts to cross racial lines and make meaningful headway, the United States government murders them, imprisons them, or deports them. We supposedly have "free speech," but we will kill you if you threaten power.

Pro gamer drama is the silliest form of drama.

I have 664 hours in this game. I love it so.

The hardest part of chronic illness isn't always the symptoms itself. Sometimes it's having to constantly explain, defend, and prove that your illness is real.

A vital skill being lost to time.

No it fucking doesn't, you disingenuous dipshit. The Left has some sense of decency and morals - and the Right roundly rejects both of those concepts with all their being. They like that Trump is a rapist. It's not a bug - it's a feature.

WHY?!

Me: Piccolo, do you think Mitch McConnell is hanging out with Harambe the Gorilla right now? Piccolo:

Same.

This will make your DnD campaigns more fun and more interesting.

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

BREAKING NEWS: Otter has had nails done and is very pleased!

Decries "gay Christ" and then proceeds to describe him in the gayest way possible. Seems normal.

My GMing style.