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Here we go again. *sigh*
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My mother and I have a long-running and fundamentally unresolveable argument over whether you can stack prefixes and suffixes onto words in Scrabble. (It started eight years ago when I tried to play "reroberize".)
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about 8 hours ago
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"Bjornson, where's that swamp whiskey I asked you to put in the stockpile?" "*urrrrp* dunno, sir."
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about 13 hours ago
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The vagueness and failures of these policies make more sense if you consider that the writer is a kid only halfway through college who still assumes that every directive or instruction he's ever encountered is just a negotiable position statement.
over 1 year ago
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He's never encountered a deadline he couldn't push, a requirement he couldn't talk his way out of, a goal he couldn't convince a teacher than his half-assed mess wasn't meeting.
over 1 year ago
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mary worth is lit
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Jason
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Rest In Power
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#seinfeldtoday
Kramer invents "crowdsourced theaters". Jerry: "So you just go to some stranger's apartment and sit on their couch to watch a movie?" Kramer: "Ya don't GET IT, Jerry!"
12 months ago
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#seinfeldtoday
Elaine's boyfriend's online-celebrity talking bird starts to mimic her voice. Audiences hate it and stop watching.
12 months ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
1 day ago
It’s not that Bluesky has the highest volume of bad posters, that simply is not true, it is that the posters who are bad on this site are so abysmal they tank the entire curve by themselves
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eric stirpe
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4 years ago in the Telltale Games Alumni FB group, Michael Parsons was asking if anyone had advice for helping his 15 year old son Kane achieve his dreams of being a filmmaker. Turned out alright.
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AAS Press Office
4 days ago
NASA: Media Invited to See Roman Space Telescope Arrive at Kennedy
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NASA Invites Media to See Roman Space Telescope Arrive at Kennedy - NASA
Registration is open for media to cover the arrival of NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope at the agency’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida in the coming
https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasa-invites-media-to-see-roman-space-telescope-arrive-at-kennedy/
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 ⚾️🍻💀
5 days ago
there was a pleaterha of right leaning authors over the last hundred years that are good, i think ther problem has become that nobody has a Batshit Ideology That Contradicts Itself anymore. the greatest tomes of fantasy and science fiction were created by worldviews that dont exist anymore
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 ⚾️🍻💀
5 days ago
the guy that wrote Dont Create The Torment Nexus? he got addicted to speed while in the Navy in WWII and the Torment Nexus is a metaphor for capitalism's destruction of nature and also the scourge of interracial marriage.
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Sal Tomé and the Principes
4 days ago
My hot Third Spaces take is that these places exist, people just want to do Phone.
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goddamit we're getting GenX government but it's the GenX guys who would come home from work and spend the next five hours in GTA3, running over pedestrians with the ice-cream truck
about 1 year ago
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë
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Gareth Watkins
5 days ago
Also also: they're not saying that straight sex is gay-as-in-homosexual, they're saying that because even the most exploitative, misogynistic MF sex still involves a woman's consent and possibly pleasure it's outside of what can be considered masculine and is therefore gay-as-in-effeminate.
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me chasing my parakeet around the house like:
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5 days ago
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dwarf fortress bugs
5 days ago
[
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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐
5 days ago
Mornin’, folks! Hope all y’all got your lgbtq+ delivered overnight for Pride month!
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Futurama Saturdays
6 days ago
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL
7 days ago
Millennials and Zoomers are so used to being gatekept out of every opportunity and position that Kane Parsons directing the Backrooms now has a conspiracy theory stating that someone else directed it for him because he's only like, 20, and that's clearly impossible
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Cheer Captain
9 days ago
The C+C Music Factory got shut down for OSHA violations so of course they trying to cozy up to the administration
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Movies Silently
9 days ago
My point in all this is that it's easy for me to see why some "legitimate" writers and certainly large publishers would think that AI is fine and dandy. And it still shocks me that this sort of thing is okay. Milli Vanilli was condemned for lip syncing one album.
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Movies Silently
9 days ago
Book writing still operates under guild economics, with the guy on top getting all the credit and the recruited authors paid enough to make it worth their while (more than they would make under their own name, anyway) So the pump is already primed for AI
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At the function, havin' a good time
9 days ago
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Manning Krull
9 days ago
Logging on
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It's funny to imagine a pre-Seinfeld world where this, by itself, would've been a goddamn nuclear weapon on the standup circuit.
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9 days ago
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Chris Person
11 days ago
I like the idea that Hutts are like any immigrant family and Jabba refuses to speak anything but Huttese at home and his kids are like jacked zoomers that are a full foot taller than him and only speak Huttese specifically when explaining how the Samsung remote works on the phone.
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Mad Auntie Kristy
10 days ago
My sister just greeted me with: "Tits up, you spicy little burrito" so that's one way you could tell someone good morning today.
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Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P
10 days ago
Tag yourself I’m figmailm
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"Shake violently," maybe not, but I have been known to do a Kenshiro Manly Tears Of Emotion at the end of "October Sky" when Homer's dad shows up to the rocket launch.
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10 days ago
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Alex Wellerstein
11 days ago
the intrusive thoughts won
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Tom Gauld
16 days ago
ACAA* my latest for
@newscientist.com
*a cartoon about abbreviations
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We watched "Project Hail Mary" again this evening, and we still liked it!
12 days ago
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qdot
14 days ago
No one talks about why data centers take so much water LLMs run on shower thoughts, and the data centers must keep a stream of steamy water spraying gpus 24/7 Without the showers, LLMs just have regular thoughts like everyone else currently not in the shower, and would have no sellable value
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yeah, we call that "surgery"
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14 days ago
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yuyuko@glass-mountain-sys
15 days ago
No, he's got a point
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa
15 days ago
Barn Swallow (2017) Available as art print:
www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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there seems to be a lot of issues with DF's implementation of lungfish
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15 days ago
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Stephen McGann
15 days ago
For the unpatriotic, those are: Paddington, Winnie the Pooh, Rupert and Sooty. WE SHALL REMEMBER THEM.
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Richard Kadrey
16 days ago
Good morning
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Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap
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16 days ago
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alternate title for "Delicious In Dungeon"
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17 days ago
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I mean, of course Gen Z doesn't have any money, when I was 25 I didn't have any money either!
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17 days ago
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Eloise Powers
17 days ago
Eurasian Bullfinch. The Eurasian bullfinch is a bulky bull-headed bird. Tamed bullfinches can be taught to repeat specific melodies. This bird breeds across Europe and temperate Asia. It is mainly resident, but many northern birds migrate further south in the winter. 📸: @lapromessedelaube
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Rob Sheridan
17 days ago
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The thing about Milgram Experiment was not that most people wouldn't follow immoral orders but that some people *would*, that some people *would* give you fatal shocks for getting a math problem wrong just because a document said that's what they ought to do.
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Sarama Burwani @ 7.5
18 days ago
the good news is that there's a tool that's actually good at coming up with usable alt text. the bad news is that quite a lot of the site would crucify you for using it
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Tom Cox
28 days ago
A seagull presenting an annoying TV documentary about the British seaside in which it discusses lots of boringly obvious things about being a seagull and says "JOIN ME ON MY SEAGULL JOURNEY" a lot.
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