just remembered i share a birthday with terri schiavo

bnnuy

the 'sup, playa?' heard round the world.

neighbors are having a fire outside (or someone’s house is burning down but nobody liked them enough to call 911 idk). it’s none of my business! but it smells nice :)

Beast mode

remember the pre-worthless-rag era when they actually had good reporters in chicago & springfield & did actual political reporting?

Baby I made you a mixtape

My first Valentine's alone since my wife was condemned to an underwater supermax for violent metahumans. And they built it out of materials that damp her powers, so she can't even appear in my dreams tonight to terrify me to orgasm like she used to. But I suppose all relationships change over time.

What am I looking at

spending valentine’s alone at dive bar karaoke night 👍

this is what it feels like being a sensitive white boy with a little bit of niceness on it btw. if you even care.

end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

i think the next president needs a bread & circuses approach (bread = bread, circuses = watching enemies of the state ripped apart by wild beasts for public entertainment)

portrait of ruin remaster. portrait of ruin remaster now.

i can't take another month of illinois primary please don't make me think about illinois primary

A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today. It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files. Just wow.

uber driver is a 50ish year old man going the fuck through it. billie eilish - birds of a feather on full blast when i got in. no deviation from that mood the entire time. i think he’s crying?

i cannot wait to wrest control of this country back from people who want to chris benoit their family but are too stupid to figure out which end of a gun you’re supposed to aim with

Strong contender for best subhed of 2026

me trying to scrounge up my annual pity date

I like how if you read between the lines of the Irish Basic Income for Artists study they basically are saying hey if you give artists a little extra money they don't deal drugs on the side

Chicago is holding a Fuck ICE Fest on Sunday at the Beat Kitchen. wl.eventim.us/event/fuck-i...

all of this leading to the brink of municipal bankruptcy would be very funny if the city council was going to learn anything from it (spoiler: no)

sapiosexual pride memes on tumblr in 2013:

we got 4 boxes of flowers delivered to make arrangements for everyone in the office tomorrow & now my lightless IT cave smells like flowers :)

who wants to get fucked up & do karaoke tomorrow night with me

This internet poster still has forum beefs the old fashioned way.

guy who tries to steer every conversation about little st. james to calling out the blatant cultural appropriation in the temple building

keep forgetting i gave myself friday off so i have a 4-day weekend :) going to get my eyebrow pierced for no real raisin

Four Mexican Cartel ‘Drones’ Near El Paso Airspace Were Actually Party Balloons

im texting boys.... from my iPhone !!!

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

the scant uses i’ve found for AI that work consistently & deliver results are like gemini in google sheets when i’m too lazy to download it as XLSX for formulae, & even then it’s like slightly more advanced natural-language search with some extra permissions.

WSJ in 2037: Debtmogged Foids and Betas are Gruelmaxxing Instead of Rent Grinding. Is it Over for Jesterpilled Landlords? bsky.app/profile/miss...

hearing the slack notification sound makes me release a cloud of chemical irritants from special sacs on my body that i evolved to flee from predators

sigh

The first hour of the work day in America is known as the coffee hour and it is rude to ask others to work during this special time.

Age verification? My palace economy was decimated by the Sea Peoples

Colton Burpo who can Recall his Past Lives

They killed adobe flash so that edgy teenagers couldn’t criticize the regime online, wake up albino black sheeple

shhh! an opinion columnist with no real work history, practical experience, or knowledge of the workings of the world is speaking! listen & learn!

getting a typewriter to type out a fancy prix-fixe fine dining menu on elaborately-gilded cardstock for valentine’s day but all the dishes are like ‘loaded gun (wine pairing: full bottle)’