if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else. unplug the machine.

can’t really get drunk can’t smoke weed & can’t jack off for another week. fuck the holidays

go the fuck away im rotating

If I wanted avatar discourse I'd read The Bhagavad Gita

gotta stop packing clothes & start packing my denon rig when i go visit family

Olivia Nuzzi what have you done

what if i stopped posting except for plugging a yubikey into my phone & sending the randomly generated text string as a post. couple times a day. not a key linked to anything just something to do.

The forbidden Baijört!

LOL "Bari killed this meticulous story because it was unfavorable to the Trump administration" is literally the story they're giving to their stenographer

*Listening to a FLAC recording of a gravel truck flipping over on the highway* so true bestie damn

If you’d like to know what it was really like inside CECOT for an innocent man who was wrongfully deported by this administration, we interviewed a pro soccer player and youth coach named Jerce Reyes two weeks ago: youtu.be/vlz3eGwHZBY?...

The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"

feels so good to luxuriate in reading stupidly long epic fantasy series. really feel bad for people who recoil in fear at a brandon sanderson wordcount.

Canada was their top customer! And thanks to President Deals, we stopped buying bourbon months ago. Billions and billions of dollars in sales, gone www.kentucky.com/news/busines...

more unrealistic beauty standards smdh

it's nothing o'clock

Nenko Gantchev came here to make a life and lost his life for the audacity of doing so without perfectly aligned paperwork. a nation devoted to slicing open its own carotid artery to spite its aorta.

democrats abandoning trans people is such an own goal but i am going to be a holy terror with every person soliciting donations via text leading up to the midterms.

why is it that i must be represented by the most rotund centrists imaginable. does operating from an imagined middle distance between 2 invisible points stretch one out until they become spherical naturally or are darker forces at work?

Nuke Los Angeles immediately

trying to outwoke me when i’m drinking a bud light & you just ordered a yuengling… i think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

btw

reclassifying weed as a schedule III is like the break-glass-in-case-of-emergency move right? dumbass should’ve waited 10 months to have it matter i guess.

some DJ sets you plan out in detail, some you just kinda wing it. sometimes? sometimes it’s all an excuse to drop Skee Mask - Reviver.

you will not believe who just appeared in the Epstein files

David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

Above anything, Bari Weiss is just so fucking boring

I had to watch Alabama's ban on gender affirming care for minors go into effect. It impacted multiple people in my life. It is cruel beyond words. Pick up the phone. Call all of your reps. Don't tell me it won't matter--I call Tommy Tuberville. EVERY FUCKIN' TIME. I won't gift them silence on this.

Border Patrol's Greg Bovino walked away when I asked him today if it were hypocritical to talk about foreigners with DUIs when there's a history of that in his family. Bovino's dad went to prison after killing a woman while driving drunk - as we detailed in this profile www.wbez.org/immigration/...

Hear me out: every adult in the country takes a near fatal dose of hallucinogens at the exact same time. Then we see where we're at.

BUDHA.BMF

I'm not the girlfriend...I'm the friend that girled up

i’ve decided i’m doing straight up tech house violence for 120 minutes & then ducking out to go to ariel zetina at podlasie hope i see only the drama queens there xoxo

unfortunately the funniest thing i’ve encountered in years is a comment on the youtube video of Geese doing selections from Getting Killed in a From The Basement session & someone commented ‘you’re telling me there’s geese getting killed in this basement?!!?’

i hate listening to new music when i have a gig coming up what do you MEAN i’m not allowed to just mix highlights from the new irini album & call it a day

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

The way to restart the idea machine is PAY CREATIVES FOR THEIR WORK

i hope they just dig up a perfectly-preserved fez hat in 150 years

this is, of course, exactly what republicans have always intended for vouchers to do: defund public education to facilitate the creation of a private system of segregation academies

can we do a gamergate about this

playing the early shift at charlie’s on friday & trying to resist the urge to play only the most european tracks i have for no reason

a new era known as the time of gli antikennedini

Rival CDC in Avignon

don’t you have a plate covered in honey to lick or something