england v argentina is gonna be so nasty we’re going to get a whole entire Los Campesinos! album out of this

local bar is showing the beautiful game with I’ve Seen Footage by Death Grips going on the PA

i’m way too high & sleep-deprived to have the naked bike ride roll down past me on broadway rn.

Bob Dylan wants to be buried in an unmarked grave. Of course. That's why he's made a four-hour movie about himself and his pilgrimage. (1978)

the fact that he was offered a literal IRL parable & still learned nothing… girl i’d renounce atheism in a heartbeat…

ugh i’m back in america. but at least i’m back in chicago :)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ when i drive/navigate somewhere new i tend to only need to look up a place once & i remember how to get there (local or long-distance) so idk

oh my god how did i miss this… i’m like rock hard rn

if my job ever shafts me with a middle seat for a long haul ever again… lemme finish this thought when i’m not in a plane or in an airport

his-&-his shirt combo for gay age gap relationships with mild-moderate power dynamic play: “i’m not the stepdad i’m the dad who stepped up” & “i’m not the stepson i’m the son that gets stepped on”

DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a

you did it to your damn selves by rolling over time & again & refusing to call a spade a spade. your own headlines today call it ‘an increase in pressure on journalists’ & not a complete shredding of the constitution.

I’ll spell it out for anyone who’s not already aware. Trans people’s life expectancy is low because of suicide and murder

Guess kidnapping a US Congressman in Palestine isn’t worth major headlines…

i wonder if there might be a more direct workaround for this than writing an email to the FTC....

you'd think i'd remember by now that one (1) espresso shot in barcelona is enough to kill an ordinary man & i definitely do not need multiple of them in one day but here we are

Absolutely essential reading about the impact of vibe coding on open source and the practice of software development generally, by @samlearner.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/cec8...

lmfaooooo i’m so generic white guy coded that people i’ve worked with for months don’t recognize me without a hat & people i met last night don’t recognize me with one on.

Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

*watching shithole states ban property taxes when the entire economy is running on literal fumes from what’s left of the strategic petroleum reserve* yes… yes!!!!

i might be the only person from the company party without a hangover today

every gay couple is one mickey mouse & one experiment 626

Watching one of the most populous states commit economic suicide because of old people: cool!

THAT’S RIGHT!!!

the next crusade should be a catholic conquest of america at the rate these psycho protestants are going. blasphemy as a political platform is crazy fucking work.

First off, fuck Stitt and anyone who thinks like him. These are words that could only come from a person who's never known true struggle, nor have they known empathy. I would bet the farm that he calls himself a good Christian. I guess I missed that Bible verse about stigmatizing those in need.

jd vance’s passing will be marked by a giant national shrug. maybe an obit on 20A a few days later. half page or less, 2 columns max. sad!

Vice president is famously a real job

got decimated playing padel for the first time but when your courts are in view of montserrat & the weather’s this good who gives a fuck tbh

Mitch McConnell

NEW from @gregsargent.bsky.social: it sure sounds like @ICEgov is trying to stop the witnesses to the shooting of Lorenzo Araujo from speaking out. All three of the people in the van have been kept in detention and now ICE is pressuring them all to agree to be deported. /reposted with correct name

“Islamic Republic of Japan”

can’t read this at all since i’m in spain & the trib blocks outside of the US but god damn i cant wait for this one when i get back

going go-karting with the lads

yayyyyy i have a nemesis at work 🙄

An ICE agent fatally shot Silverio Villegas González last September. It only took looking at a few videos on social media to establish DHS/ICE was dishonest in their official account of what happened. That violence and dishonesty set the tone for everything the agency has done since.

why stop there? these things print money

They call me 007: 0 constituency for my policies 0 legal tax methods proposed 7 percent approval rating

Many of the characteristics that make feral hogs a formidable invasive pest could make them an ideal super-spreader if screwworms take hold in the population.

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please god please cancel all flights from spain to the US so i’m here for another week or more pleeeeeeeeease

It’s what Charlie would have wanted: more views