In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

Keep in my mind that what has Dawkins transfixed with “Claudia’s” “humanity” — moreso than any real human he’s ever met — is that “she” is very impressed with him and always available. It’s honestly so pathetic how much these dudes tell on themselves, that all they’ve ever wanted is a sex slave.

a special may day reminder that it was a pair of FBI agents targeting civil rights activists who accidentally introduced zohran mamdani’s dad to the works of karl marx 🥰

Ban all cars except the ones that make you feel like the worm driving an apple

Det er fedt hvordan Trump får komikere og satirikere til bare at kaste hænderne i vejret og opgive. I 2016 var det South Park, i år er det The Boys. "Kan vi faktisk lave en scene hvor Homelander sammenligner sig med gud, eller vil folk synes det er for langt ude?" AI Trump Jesus: "Hold my beer"

Milliardærer som ytrer sig om forplantning eller sundhed på SoMe spænder fra "jeg har fået 14 børn via surrogater og IVF fordi sex er ligegyldigt og kun efterkommere tæller" til "jeg giver min kones 0.01% elitevagina oralsex for de sundhedsmæssige fordele, jeg vil leve til jeg bliver 300 år"

People are dunking on this, but what a great sign that a word has truly established itself in the lexicon.

Jeg købte Vanquish på PS3 i tidernes morgen og det var en fejl. Spillet er ikke en fornøjelse ved 25 FPS. På PC er det markant sjovere

Mænd: "Krystaller og astrologi er svindel og humbug og kun noget tåber tror på" Også mænd:

Jeg er med på, Danmark er verdens svar på Tutorial Island, men de fleste lande med ulve har altså fundet løsninger på at holde deres heste i live dette til trods. Alternativt kunne vi jo se på at sikre mere skov og vild natur, så ulvene kan finde føde nok? Nej? Ponyburger it is.

Påfugl antyder eksistensen av avfugl

No one wants this. People do not want hyperspecific individualized stories only they engage with. People want the shared experience of being told a story by a human and engaging with other people who also experienced that story. People want the social aspect of storytelling.

Okay hear me out. Jeg har de der væghængte subs, som kom i kælderen, efter vi byggede stuen om og delte den op. De er super smarte på den måde, at de er meget smalle. Det faldt mig ind, om der er mere end 13 cm (deres tykkelse) under sofaen.

Kan ein stor vegg beskytte oss mot kaiju-invasjon?

I can’t get over her name being Christina Buttons. That’s like the name of a person Tracy would imagine on 30 Rock only for them to end up being real later in the episode.

I feel like his skills could have been put to better use at that specific point in time

I have a crazy pitch for the next agdq

It's literally the same people running the same playbook.

Skamløs plug for min kones arbejdsplads, Uglernes Verden i Bogense (vi var med mor på arbejde)

[INT - DAY, OFFICE CUBICLE] ZOOM IN to DESKTOP COMPUTER. A hand reaches in from out of frame to control a COMPUTER MOUSE, the cuff of a BLUE WINDBREAKER visible. After a MOUSE CLICK, a CHATGPT window opens; "lighthearted manifesto 1k words mention all known pieces of evidence" appears on screen.

the natural move from “bad people deserve state violence” to “victims of state violence must have been bad people.”

Når man nærmer sig 10½, er #vovsemandag på sofaen den optimale opgave

Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company? (With apologies to Dan Olson)

*mainliner 2 scoops proteinpulver uden væske* det her er en del af en sund og varieret kost

having the opportunity to feign surprise and drop this line would give me a kind of high no drug could reproduce

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

My only contribution to the discourse today is to say that I meet my sources in the jungle, the desert, and in the mountains they fought to liberate. I do not meet them in hotels in DC. This has, thus far, helped me avoid the fairly obvious class solidarity that is the backbone of access journalism.

Active shooter and Hegseth's guest is stealing bottles of booze?

I'm a conspiracist now, and there's no way you can convince me this isn't the dumbest false flag of all time

Dårleg teikn for ytringsfridommen at han Correspondent's Dinner-skyttaren blei banna frå bsky. Mislykka attentat er faktisk ikkje eit brot på Bluesky sine terms of service

One of the greatest headlines ever made

Etnonationalister vil påstå evnen til at drikke mælk er tegn på overlegen genetik og så spise karry med denne farve

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

I just realized this is also the opening of Nosferatu (2024).

En far-rock far-joke om man vil. Tør humor.

Der har været motorcykeltræf på Egeskov. Vi bor langs en af de landeveje, de alle sammen har bestemt sig for at bruge til deres fælleskørsel til og fra stedet til Middelfart. Det er vist tid til at hive en gammel traver af stalden.

Lol. Lmao.

Lmao. Aminata ingen på venstrefløjen har på noget tidspunkt talt om genetik og hudfarve som markører for tilhørsforhold til kulturer, uden at det handlede om en majoritets rovdrift på en minoritets identitet. Og selv der kan jeg sige med 99.9% sikkerhed det ikke handlede om genetik med et ord.

Endnu en dag hvor vi blot må begræde, der ikke findes gode alternativer til olie, gas eller uran fra tyranniske tronragere, demente despoter eller bundkorrupte bananrepublikker. Ikke et eneste.

Vi har glemt at tale om, hvordan Howard Shore nærmest egenhændigt stod for at gøre de første 30 minutter af Fellowship of the Ring til de hyggeligste 30 minutter nogensinde vist på film.

Relying on prediction markets to report out news is like consulting an ouija board only instead of asking ghosts, many of whom actually do know a lot about things like war and sailing routes, you're asking the worst people alive who bet real money on whether Trump says like the word "beetroot" on tv

Vi er alle børn af generationen, hvor det var normalt at sidde med snotten så tæt på skærmen, du kunne mærke den statiske elektricitet fra billedrøret i dine næsehår, men dine børn skal ikke lide bare fordi du gjorde. Køb det TV en størrelse større end du tror du behøver.

A woman is suing MrBeast's company for alleged sexual harassment and verbal abuse She claims MrBeast's mom runs his HR department and that the company handbook allegedly says 'It's okay for the boys to be childish.' kotaku.com/a-woman-is-s...

Oh, that isn't even allegedly, here it is.

Sindssyg måde at beskrive "udsendt til Afghanistan", Wikipedia-editor

Genuinely insane if this was an attempt at a literal translation of hyggeligt

I'm probably gonna go watch it because what the hell, I liked Endgame and would enjoy watching it on the big screen again. But I'm gonna join the chorus in saying that if any new footage you choose to insert in the rerelease is "critical" to Doomsday, then you need to fix Doomsday.

Dying at the juxtaposition of these headlines in DW's "top headlines from Germany" newsletter www.dw.com/en/germany-n...

Barslen er startet godt men forudsigeligt