Nej

I’m trying to watch through the X Files for the first time but mulder is so hot it’s actually insane. I can’t take any of this shit seriously I’m barking like a dog and punching the table

They’re gonna get you, Jared and Ivanka. Be afraid.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

De har sikkert hørt at der er søvand

At en selvudnævnt scorekarl har en AI-kæreste er simpelthen det sjoveste jeg har set i dag, og samtidig det mest forudsigelige

mystery, the pickup artist, is still letting his AI girlfriend post on his account. now, she’s making music. www.instagram.com/reel/DZr_LHo...

Have to post this classic Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I’ve come around on the algae. I think this is a great thing the president has done. It’s really bringing people together, and it’s quite fun to people watch at the reflecting pool now!

this is not what happened

Adams Æbler. Adam er et menneske, alle andre men især vigtigt Ole Thestrup er muppets

As a special birthday treat for me, we got a new trailer for season 3 of Ranma 1/2 and the animation looks GORGEOUS aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mig til alle trans mascs: "Stay Strapped"

Mig til Android Autos Gemini-voicecontrol: "Afspil musikken fra filmen Frost på Spotify" Gemini: "Helt sikkert. Her er musikken fra filmen Frost"

Here at the Reflecting Pool where a big chunk ofTrump's blue paint-apoxie has peeled off the bottom of the pool and is bobbling in the water.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *wheeeeeeeze* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Kender I det, man når lige at læse en overskrift i forbifarten?

Any version of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. More squid fighting, less pages-long piscinology.

They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire.

Cervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given vaccine. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

one of the funniest meltdowns from israel about the coming deal to end the war with iran i’ve seen so far

Man Iran really kicked our asses on this one huh

Nå, nu ligger min fine, nye kombi-havemaskine så ved et værksted i Odense og afventer, Texas fremsender en ny motorenhed, så værkstedet kan bekræfte den virker, før jeg får den i hånden, så jeg ikke skal blive ved med at slås med defekte enheder. Det bliver spændende, hvor lang tid det så tager 🙃

Nu igen? God tirsdag

Købte en multimaskine fra Texas til haven. Den gik i stå og nægtede at køre efter tre minutter. Fik den byttet. Ombytter kørte i 10 minutter og nægter nu at starte men blinker en fejlkode med LED'erne. "Dansk design" for 2000 kroner mig i øret mand. .

Sønderborg har nogle charmerende småkroge

Like the Chicago River on St Patrick's Day

butlerian jihad porn critics like:

“Do what you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.” Yeah, because they’ll fucking lay you off to spend a trillion dollars making Clippy able to stand in as a virtual wife who has positive views on school shooters

you've been in this business too long to think you can make a funny joke without consequences

Skamløs burger-posting to please the audience ( @esbechs.dk ).

“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest

Entirely related, because nobody does effective policy around tech. Nobody.

Hyundais designere, en tilfældig dag på kontoret: "Og her er vores nyeste design til en lille bybil. Vi mangler kun et navn." "Hvad med Pop? Kort og ligetil." "Hmm, ikke nok horn" "Hva'?" "Hva'?"

Happy #MarxistMonday to those who observe

Men driving loud motorcycles is such a desperate cry for attention.

You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway.

So with thousands dead (including 156 schoolgirls at Mintab), billions of damage, billions spent, the US's weapons stockpile depleted, alliances further strained, and the world economy seriously shaken...Trump agrees to end the war on worse terms than he started it.

This tweet lives rent free in my head

"You couldn't make The Office today!" exclaims guy from The Office, a primetime sitcom that debuted the same year as Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Every so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

"And lastly, Michelle Obama is a man, am I right America?" Said on a UFC ring on the White House lawn while Joe Rogan holds the mic as it's broadcast on the Ellison controlled Paramount+.

Holding a big metal rod to own the libs.

joe rogan looks like somebody tried to grow their own sylvester stallone in their bathtub and ran out of money