Having a name is a big responsibility. Most people can't shoulder it—in fact, recent studies show that as many as 91% of people are better off without one! Talk to your local fair folk today. Give the kindly ones your name. You'll be happier without it :)

You should take your mothgirl gf on a date to a thrift store to buy lamps. It'll be cute. The winter is long and dark and moths need so much light,

Calling a drone PATHETIC and BENEATH you, and then reassuring it that it's actually really good and deserving of praise, and then telling it that it's a NEEDY WHINY THING, and then petting it on the head and letting it know it's doing a good job, and then smugly calling it a SQUIRMING HELPLESS OBJEC

please make me ur doll please put me in a ruffly dress please put me on a stand ill be such a pretty decoration please please please im so tired of pretending to be a person

Doll Stand (1/2)

Syr Knoncon of Coercetopia

the cage is made of paper

thinking about how I apparently had a speech impediment for a while as a kid, and how it would be cool if I was hypnotized into having one again 🥺👉👈

"I thought you said you wanted this" "No I do" "You've literally always wanted a pet" "Nono I know" "Why do you look so disappointed" "It's just not what I was expecting" "What did you think we were gonna do?" "Well when you said 'dog pound' I just thought

Pearl from Stephen Universe, call that rock bottom

The best part of being puppy is that it's fine to communicate through rumbles and sighs. The second best part is being petted. The third best part is being affectionately obnoxious.

the fact that you can actually get hypnotised in real life is crazy. its like if it turned out that elves are real and you could have sex with them

got so high the other day I couldnt remember which letter was 'p' and which one was 'd' <3 v bimbo affirming

two puppygirls, both alike in dignity (none)

my body is so achey please accept me, new mattress....

Being a woman is something you do, but it does not come from mimicry. It is a thing you do discover, but like. It comes from being socially a woman. I don't think it needs study or anything. Dunno.

i want to be held. i want to crash against you in a spray of all colors, ragged, weeping, bleeding, breathing. i want to be held. i want to be held. i want to be hel

Got an hour long voice note from the me-of-ten-years-ago; days before I would legally change my name. She's nervous and apologetic, and I know and feel all this hardship she still has to face, but.... 'I'm nervous to be you. I'm excited to be you... " <3

You’ll Be OK

[metroid] i had an idea for this in 2021ish but i can finally say i nailed it this time. go my gunship maid gijinka

let's all get a weird tingle in our stomachs when the evil sorceress calls us "little girls playing at being heroes" in a low voice with a lot of vocal fry

Strapping Couple (2022)🧡👩‍❤️‍👩🤍 #nsfwart #pinup

the problem with modern fantasy movies is that they stopped having bizarre plot detours where the hero encounters a fucked-up practical effect creature with a crazy rule like "you can't make any sounds around this thing or it turns you into glass" that exist only to traumatize 8-year-olds

making one girl twin another, then putting a sign saying "display version" on the original

sometimes you just need to stop thinking too much, and let yourself... uh... gotta do the.. mm dizzy.. Based on a true story (ish) That petting arm belongs to one of my partners.

but doctor! my gay son IS my thot daughter!!!

realized the hood on this makes me look kinda like a snake

poster's madness lies in the metrics and the reach and the algorithm and the discoverability. If you're not a. having fun b. looking at cute animals c. trying to help someone¹ or d. having an autism hyperfixation moment take a second to see if this is something the can't be solved by logging off

This is complete hogwash

Walk the dog 🖤

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

it’s dollphobic that I have to pick out my own clothes rather than being dressed up by someone else

simultaneously feelin like i'm gonna state sobbing any moment, fall into a deep tree-sleep or jump 300 feet into the air rn

Don't feel pressured to do weird stuff just because it came to you in a vision. Do it because it's weird. That's reason enough

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"after y2k but for real happened, the UN made the weighty decison to give the order to domesticate all Rotoms"

mouse maid... mice in maid dresses... squeaking little thing scurrying around on her tiny little legs. silly little squeaker servant trained to always keep that tail hiked because its cuter.. uhm uhm squeak. squeak.

commune where it is custom that each member feed & befriend the local crows. In time, all come to know that the folks here have cultivated this measure of the sky's care and protection, and that the roosting, the always-cawing of the birds has made the people Confident and Strange

some girls are made to be talked down to! they're just silly little pets that can't understand words anyways! so if you talk with a realllly upbeat voice like this! they can't tell you're calling them a toy or a petgirl! they just think you're praising them because you're using a nice tone of voice!

'snile' doesnt have to be bad smile. it can also be snake smile

nothing’s hotter than condescension. prove me wrong (Please 🥵)

if the Mouse isn't empty headed and drooling over you are you really uh.. really uh doing.. uh squeak. ,,, mhm squeak. squeak squeak~

that im not currently being a dumb shortstacked mouse bimbo just giggling and tilting my head curiously because someone's using words bigger than two syllables, is a travesty. like squeak!

sitting still and posed i felt suddenly small, as if a figurine or a game piece and nothing more than that and what relief i found in that moment

Okay so what if your maid outfit was this big squishy squarshy cumbersome bell that kind of looked like Samus's power armor no one else was going to birth this into the world for me, so I had to do it myself 😤

need a shorthand for like "no i dont really get pleasure from sex i just want u to get me silly & then take control of the situation & take advantage of me, obviously"

You'll definitely find that tickle kink stories tend to have rather laughable worldbuilding