It's incredibly important that you thank the monster after it overrides your survival instinct.

When your roommate's husky loves you so much he comes in to awroo a good morning even when he hears the walk leash jingling 🥰

Having to think about Corp play is so exhausting.

Man I can't even post the real cringe on this account anymore. I've met too many people from here in Seattle 😩

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

Trans woman who can only get off if she feels the scene's narrative is properly contextualizing the system's designation of her as a third sex.

I wasn't expecting to wind up sitting in front of two guys loudly smacking as they chewed their edibles on the bus, but maybe that's what I should expect when I get on near Cal Anderson.

Waiter, waiter! More of the "puppygirl ego death" weed please

Fuck I accidentally took an edible with the weed that makes you cringey

"Ensnared" is one of those top-tier sex words

Literally don't understand how anyone could be normal about this 🥵💦

Happy pride month to sexy plants especially 🙇‍♂️🫡🏳️‍🌈🌿

Sweet when you beg 💕 / commission

Sweet like honey 🍯 / commission

Seattle is nice but y'all need more air conditioning in your homes

Dog Date

The sprout's special power is making endgame players talk in very entertaining euphemisms.

Dog woman in the streets, puppy girl in the sheets.

Spotted at the arboretum: T4T in the club Jorkin

got reminded of this all timer

Me n who n who

woof

TADC finale was a fantastic time, I'd forgotten the excitement of getting to see something on opening day!

do you think the Three Witches ever explored each other's bodies after Macbeth exited stage left

Generally happy to update my language as needed but you will literally never catch me saying "hypnotee" I'm sorry

there's a moment early in the film of Ready Player One, where the voiceover says, "the only limit was your imagination", as the screen fills with pre-existing characters & IPs. It would one of the most on the nose satires of modern culture if not for the fact that it's meant entirely without irony

The two genres of interesting hypnokink are: -Getting raped but it's better than you feared -Getting raped and it's worse than you feared

If you see a person with a black and white flag for pride month BEWARE! They'll say it is the "Hetero Pride Flag" but it is REALLY them showing their allegiance to THE BRICKSTER! The scourge of Lego Island, and nemesis to Pepper Roni, local pizza man!

Some conditioning for puppy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

At last

You need to understand that when I say "I'm not a furry" it's not because I'd be ashamed to be counted among them. It's because I'd be ashamed to steal their valor.

i cant stop quoting this video man

Nobody ever told me that the praise kink in DK64 goes so hard.

Great news: there's several dozen more of these

My traumakinkster application got denied. Yeah, they said it was because my interest in dog stuff was too much about being rewarded for following simple commands and giving head instead of fantasizing about an imperial officer taking an ice pick to my cortex after amputating my limbs.

Writing smut but shaking my head the entire time so you know I disapprove of the sociopolitical implications of my own work

Extremely rare "muted topic slipping through in my notifications" win today.

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

Exciting to think that if I stick with my FF14 journey, in a couple hundred hours I'll feel confident weighing in on the discourse about it.

Knights with pretty flower crowns that make them forget what they were in the middle of doing or saying.

Knights and mermaids rarely hook up because most knights are too self-conscious about only knowing how to doggy paddle.

People are sleeping on the emotional benefits of tying up a puppygirl so she can't escape watching your cheesy 90s SF sows.

🐶😵🥴

Knight who keeps opining that the "monstergirl shortage" is the reason for their loneliness, regardless of how much you try to steer the conversation away from kink.

I see Ambassador Delenn plays The Cones of Dunshire. Very sophisticated yes yes!

Top 3 signs your pet knight has been corrupted: -Sudden insistence on the aesthetic benefits of black & red livery -Dramatic increase in eye contact -Occasionally asking for sex without the preliminary beating