Back in Europe from the US and holy fucking shit I've missed Actually Good Chocolate (affordable)

Not sure I would have called the new album that but you guys know what you're doing

Who's balls do I need to drain entirely and completely to get the 4 foot Lilligant plush

June 14th, 2026. Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car.

Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of

Nice day out. Knicks won. Good day all around

Bayonetta 2

sports app

You're actively contributing to the censorship state if you don't like Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit

Live look at the GOG intern

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

craaapp

had never seen this one and it's killing me

Io Interactive doesn't need James Bond, they should make a BURN NOTICE game instead.

"Slippery floor got me dizzy" -Mario flyers.arcade-museum.com/videogames/s...

Found in a sidewalk giveaway pile, an incredible case of staple multi-generational Dudes Rock cassettes; a musical taste profile of a certain type of 1990s white guy frozen in time

Writing smut but shaking my head the entire time so you know I disapprove of the sociopolitical implications of my own work

Customs agent detects I'm from The Kingdom of Fife and opens up the trapdoor below me and I'm shot out of a cannon into Glenrothes

'Haze' released on this day in 2008. "Gaming for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit! I had to come up with a track that can hit up that kind of rush I get from the game, and I think we really rocked it!!" -- Jonathan Davis, Korn (gamesindustry.biz/korn-to-rele...)

In a week I'll be able to eat a cosmic crisp apple again.... this is clearly the most important and desired part of The Wife Visit

Motherfucker have you collected all of the melons?!

Was going to make a "Who is the Isabel Fall of Speedrunning" goof but it doesn't work because in thinking it I got the answer.

$2.99!!!

*sees a big gulp full of Dr. Pepper and immediately defects to the US empire*

Every time this happens is like Christmas

"i think tanks from the primal server should keep making the bone dragon go north because it is really funny."

Addicted 2 the juice....

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

Looking into my crystal ball the next queer fiction phenomenon is going to be about sports its going to be sexualising the NFL for the dolls

please watch this LP

Sleeping in the big fuckass Deadly Premonition bed would fix me

It's fucked up how much music sounds better when the sun's down

Temperature-Activated Eating Disorder

Well, well, well…

I suppose if I can't distinguish enough to not say the UK then I'll happily pledge allegiance to the SEGA flag

I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade

what is an at field but a line on the floor

i see any of u looking like this im blocking on sight . im not joking.

me and who?!?!?

oh dear that new vampire survivors game is good

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball