literally watching American Dad rn

one of the most unfathomably pathetic things I've ever heard

My wife does not follow the Mariners closely and guessed wrong on who was the eager fan and who was the 60-homer hitter.

the saddest part of modern sports fandom is that it's not about your favorite team winning, it's about validating and defending your online takes unfathomably miserable

wait only one team is wearing the rivalry jersey?? wtf is the point?

Markelle Harrison

found a new kind of guy

The most telling statistic I have ever hear is that poverty decreased during the pandemic heights because we were just doing direct payments. We basically had a national UBI pilot and ditched it because Biden wanted to restore status quo ante instead of leading a 21st century New Deal transformation

this is all so surreal

the american league west champion seattle mariners baseball team

This right here.

the hemming and hawing about whether or not this is MVP or not is missing the forest for the trees, this is incredible and needs to be appreciated as such

60!!

fbi reveals screwdriver engraved with "trump bad" found in the united nations building

That's a rough nickname

NXT is going to be crazy tonight when 80% of the roster disappears mid-show due to the Rapture.

fuck these nazi fucks

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

the two coaches everyone laughed at during that hiring cycle were Campbell and Sirianni everyone else was pretty much universally praised: Arthur Smith, Staely, Saleh.... Okay pretty much everyone knew Meyer would be a disaster but my point still stands, sometimes we don't know

living in the future would be so cool if we’d just let it be

The cycle is complete Lions beat Ravens Ravens beat Browns Browns beat Packers Packers beat Lions

Goff absolutely nails on that drive. This game rocks.

The Wife Put Me in Charge of the Toilet

it's 2025, we have moved past this

the fans afterwards are killing me

Yeah, don’t go far right

who's Flus gonna throw under the bus, now?

caleb let it rip that drive what a talent

crying at Charles Davis PASSIONATELY arguing that the Saints MUST punt here to avoid giving up a TD... And then the Seahawks immediately return it 99 yards for a TD

every Tampa game is entertaining

lol Aaron Glenn...

overly familiar reply guy posting his unsolicited roast like we know each other

THE WITCHING HOUR IS WITCHING

arrogance is the right word. said all summer they vastly overestimated what they had actually accomplished in terms of building the team. still not all that close

Isaiah Rodgers, quite frankly

smiling like a goof watching this

Dear God, please stop me cause I'm falling in love with USC football again

he’s the leader in the clubhouse for 1.1 in 2028 lol. It’s so early but I’ve been incredibly impressed by what he’s doing. It’s rare.

never had any plans to watch this show but Jesus Christ I am so glad I didn't watch this. nearly vomited reading it

"boyfriend Bill Belichick" is a deeply cursed compound phrase

what a tribute to former North Texas defensive end Steve Austin

2014's biggest twist

Someone at the other place posted this screenshot from #Wrestlepalooza

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