ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Cool S-uicune

Websites like youraislopbores.me have become playgrounds for people looking for light relief in a bot-heavy world. n.pr/3Q09YEq

There's a horse loose in the hospital

This post made me wonder if it's OK to lowercase ok, so I checked, and yes, it's okay.

46 minutes after attacking Pope Leo, the president has posted an AI image of himself healing someone in the style of Jesus Christ. (The heavens, meanwhile, feature a war plane, bald eagles and a somewhat demonic-looking figure)

part of why we need diversity in game development btw. one person's unremarkable everyday life can be another's "whoah this worldbuilding is insane"

Happy Sunday everyone.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio at UFC in Miami tonight as diplomatic negotiations with Iran fail (Julia Demaree Nikhinson/AFP via Getty)

I mean, if I see a restaurant advertising with AI pictures of food my natural assumption is that their food is shit.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Here is Melania with Ghislaine Maxwell -as well as Donald and naomi Campbell - on Nov 11, 2002. This is just weeks after Melania and Ghislaine exchanged emails where Maxwell called her "Sweet pea"

Dear G!  How are you?  Nice story about J. E. in New York mag, you look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time! Love, Melania

🤣

Brutal.

“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.

You know how Rome had republican institutions but in times of crisis they'd appoint a dictator with absolute power? What if we did that but we appointed our worst guy in a time of relative peace and prosperity? Now I know what you're thinking: why would we do that? Well it's to mix things up

This April Fools, Bulbagarden got HUMID with a Gyaru Bulbasaur theme, while Bulbapedia became Pokopedia, featuring a Pokopia and Ditto takeover. Oh and don't worry, we archived the “Human (not Pokémon)” article on the wiki - check it out using the link in the full news article!

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀

Today is the 29th anniversary of the Pokémon animated series, first broadcast in Japan on April 1, 1997! It still airs and currently has over 1,300 main series episodes, 23 movies, and several side stories. https://bulbapedia.b...

Genuinely impressed they were able to get all these IP in one promotion. I don't think this could ever happen today.

lmao

Explaining online privacy to americans

Trump: "This ballroom is gonna be something. It's so beautiful for this city, so desperately needed by presidents. Now it's no secret the military wanted it more than anybody. It was supposed to be secret but it became un-secret because of people that are really unpatriotic saying things."

Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 70 - Snow Way Out! Frame 1123/2174 Caption: Bulba. Timestamp: 00:11:04.211

God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven https://theonion.com/god-considering-moving-dinosaurs-to-separate-area-of-he-1847722962/

ramiel #risograph

Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before

Just the President threatening a soccer team ahead of the World Cup. No big deal.

Thousands of pets being abandoned in Dubai as expat owners flee over Iran war

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar http://theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-price-of-money-skyrockets-to-90-1819575197/

Picked this up at an estate sale for $1 today. It's like a time capsule. Will it work on my PC? We shall see.

Evangelion 30th Anniversary short film is now online. Starring Asuka ❤️ >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ju...

What will be the abandoned malls of the next decade? Best answer: most of the internet. The web inevitably dissolves into link rot.

Bought this at age 11 so I could play Pokémon ❤️ The one I got came with Link's Awakening as a bundle. My first Zelda game too!

In celebration of Pokémon's 30th anniversary, we're sharing this special, long-form extract from @ongamesjournal.bsky.social: The story of Pokémon's greatest mystery, and the people who keep hunting for clues today. eurogamer.net/searching-fo...

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

Oh.

The boss came by to check on my work today at this event.