Where monsters rampage, explosions and mayhem before Lina Inverse even reaches them. Digging into the Super Famicom Slayers game as I can't remember if I've ever played it much. Will be one of my usual wee threads in doing so. 🧵

Welp there’s no unseeing this

I wish all a very pleasant shirt and tie Lina Inverse

this is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence...

guys I just tried googling this to find the exact Andor quote and jesus fucking christ guys what the fuck is happening here

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

nothing feels like the future as much as purchasing a $4 can of something called "smilezz™ unsugar prebiotic sodaa™" that tastes like you accidentally poured water into a half-drank sunkist and then left it on your table overnight

Opening up the internet, & every day it's like "Hey bro, we're discontinuing the Power Button on your monitor. No we're not replacing it with anything. Please drink your verification can of Baja Blast™ to accept"

Dear Stephen Colbert, You may be no fan of dictionaries or reference books, but we're fans of yours. ❤️ -The Wordinistas at Merriam-Webster

I think tech tutorials should be text with screenshots

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

Seattle Mayor Apologizes to Starbucks, Thought It Knew Everyone Here Hated Them Already: tinyurl.com/yt2k2d3t

YO PLEASE WATCH THIS IM FUCKING SCREAMING

Post old memes to confuse young people

In Another World I Published A Whole Lot Of Isekai, Which Is Really Popular Nowadays, But Now That The Market Is Saturated, My Profits Are Faltering!!

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

Judge Orders Everyone to Know This Piece of Shit from Covington, Not Seattle: tinyurl.com/ysfbw6vh

Well, that took less than 24 hours, lads. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

billionaires and autocrats hijack and target communication platforms in an attempt to control information flow, and people of sense and empathy are endlessly dirven to new platforms it's been central to my internet experience for an entire adult life

Food manufacturer Calbee has made a surprise move to switch to black-and-white packaging for some of its snacks amid concerns over a naphtha shortage resulting from the Iran war.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

just explained what a tsundere was to Ben and he went “oh like the home alone shovel guy”

This website shows you what your browser is leaking about you. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

Today, a $920 MILLION bet was placed just 70 minutes before news broke of the US and Iran nearing a deal. We’ve now seen a pattern of perfectly timed bets right before the Trump administration makes news about the war. Someone is raking it in big — this reeks of corruption.

This was literally a bit from The Onion like 15 years ago.

Shortly after announcing his company's plan to buy eBay, GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen went on TV and gave one of the most bizarre corporate interviews you will ever see: aftermath.site/gamestop-ebay-...

"openai.com" was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and "tiktok.com" was the quaint shared homepage of a couple as their relationship progressed from dating to married with a baby (2000). THREAD!!!

Meta AI stays asking the tough questions everyone had on their mind

Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years. “I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

The millennial craft movement vastly improved American gastronomy and I refuse to let zoomers with no cultural memory of the bland garbage we ate and drank 20 years ago meme me into thinking it is cringe.

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

Mega Rayquaza...?

The Landscape of Wonders by André Masson, 1935 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137178

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Dad of two grade-schoolers here: can confirm that the kids are using “AI” as a synonym for “fake”

come on man.

So helpful

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Trump slowly evolving into dril

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Cool S-uicune

Websites like youraislopbores.me have become playgrounds for people looking for light relief in a bot-heavy world. n.pr/3Q09YEq

There's a horse loose in the hospital

This post made me wonder if it's OK to lowercase ok, so I checked, and yes, it's okay.