When Quentin Tarantino gets hungry, what's his favorite snack? Fruit by the Foot

Stephen Miller: [30 days from now] Look, the president shits himself in most meetings. The president shits where he wants. You people in the media, you're so obsessed with who shit whose pants, and by the time you're done figuring it out, we'll be shitting in a thousand different pairs of pants.

a single huge ravioli

Me and my 25 homies have

JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Bill Gates is now emblematic of the entire criminal enterprise. There is no question, no way he can deny anything. He literally got an infection from illegal prostitution and his wife divorced him for it, all on record. If he isn't charged with crimes, it's only because he has a lot of money.

cigarette-flavored oreos

Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100

God I wish I could experience it for the first time again. I still go back and play it with Tamriel Rebuilt every couple years and have a blast just exploring. Hands down the best and most interesting region of that world. All the other Elder Scrolls games feel like generic fantasy in comparison.

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

Just so we're all clear: the US government is delaying releasing criminal records in violation of it's own law to release those criminal records because too many of the leaders of that government are detailed as criminals in those records.

It's not lost on me that the MeToo movement fizzled because of allegations against Joe Biden The very Joe Biden who became president and sat on these Epstein Files his entire term

Hope y'all realize the criminals being put in charge of the whole country was the plan all along, exactly so that nothing would be done when this all came out. And nothing will be done unless there's revolutionary action.

Feel like I'm taking crazy pills, eating crazy food, sleeping in a crazy bed, drinking crazy coffee, etc

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New Epstein drop shows that Bill Gates got an STD from raping kids with Epstein, which would be a very big part of the reason for this very big divorce. A reason which the media completely, 100% memoryholed. Odds are you didn't hear Melinda started the process in 2019, citing Epstein as the reason

I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people. But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.

Slimeball Leaves Slime Factory to Start Crapping Out New Piles of Shit at Shit Factory

They’re not death squads, they’re just the squads that occasionally kill people and torture to the point of natural death before handing prisoners off to the actual death squads in another country. I’m extremely smart and live in the beltway, btw.

Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you

Taking a picture of my local gas station at night, then posting a 5000-word essay on how it's a liminal space so people will send money to my patreon

Lolololol who was trusting the FBI ??? Those guys killed Fred Hampton

Oh hell yeah, Randon's back

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It's called Qatsi-maxxing, and your child may already be at risk

Cop: *hands me speeding ticket* Me: This is feeslop. You're just giving me this so you can make money.

lol remember back in 2004 when Howard Dean made one weird-sounding crazy scream at an exciting campaign event, and it completely derailed his entire career? One bit of awkwardness was enough to do that. Times sure have changed, huh?

Lineup includes several dudebro health influencers selling their own crappy protein bars. Gee, I wonder what the angle is here?

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

I've had a promotional VHS for the test animation that became Batman: The Animated Series for a long time, I bought it on eBay in like...1999? The version they put as a bonus on the DVD said they lost the audio but uh, here it is. You're welcome Bruce Timm.

My new and final goal is to have a healthy lifestyle where I live long enough to see all these rich ghouls be put in the ground

Rupert Murdoch cooked this country harder than anybody

is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"

L.L. Bean stands for Ladies Love Mr. Bean

First of many shovelings done

Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.

Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today? _______________________________ 🔹The McRib is back!(Lie) 🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten) 👉The McRib is back!(Seduce) 🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)

Decades later, Michael Parenti’s "Inventing Reality" remains one of the best-written critiques of mainstream media. It’s a masterclass in how news is shaped to serve power. A must-read for anyone seeking the clarity to cut through the mainstream media’s manufactured narratives.

I almost view the boomer shooter revival (so named because it’s meant to bring the genre back to its arcadey roots) as an indirect response to how CoD effectively became the video game version of a hoo-rah jingoistic action blockbuster, complete with direct involvement with the Pentagon

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

Gonna tell my grandkids the story of the Three Virgin Pigs and the Big Chad Wolf. He huffed and he puffed and he blew vape smoke all over their houses

Opening my book of which countries hate travellers from which other countries to update it, then seeing it's already one massive ball of dozens of lines between every country on earth and just closing it

*stares in Black American* My own country hates me. Not sure what I’m supposed to do with this “revelation”