Mad Men 4K

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

Just got a VERY exciting cosplay piece for gally

The council convenes once more #deathblart

nonbinary people* talking about how anybody who teaches or administers at any level needs to learn about this kind of harassment bait and how to navigate. *who have studied this

And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU

Is the New Fan who will spontaneously combust if they don’t immediately know the forty years of context behind the villain of the week in the room with us now. Because I remember being 12 years old and thinking “oh yeah that’s probably a classic who thing” and either looking it up or moving on

I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?

I wanted to look up the Terminator fanfic I mentioned here so I could name the author for a joke, only to find it dethroned by a 12,099,924 words, 121 chapter fic. But unfortunately for G1GGL3_B1T3S, I will have to disqualify their work for just being the word "MILK" over and over 12,099,924 times.

Build high for happiness. Again.

YODA: people hurt, hurt people.

Fraggle Rock

the only way to win thanksgiving is not to play. which is why i will be spending my thanksgiving alone in my apartment hundreds of miles away from my relatives watching paul blart mall cop 2

Wild how it feels like most news coming from the CDC is “as an alternative to the untested and toxic nature of medicine, we recommend the more proven method of drawing two circle and two dots on the skin of another person, which pinches the nerves in a way that makes one immune to cooties”

and 3) please be wary of anything that seems to invite the response "ah, of course [American government institution] is secretly run by Israel!"

i love how bsky posters are so eager to appear worldly and wise that they'll jump to say "AND YOU'RE SURPRISED????" to the craziest shit that's ever happened. if bluesky existed on 9/11/01 you fucking bet these people would out here with "obviously, everyone with a brain cell could see this coming"

The terrifying thing is not that there's a conspiracy, but that there doesn't have to be one. Sexual abuse is literally just everywhere, because patriarchy is built to facilitate it.

Checking in on MechaHitler

work on the creative project that pays me money and that i am under contract for and that people like????? no thanks, im busy thinking about my creative project that im kind of bad at and somehow costs me money and that nobody asked for

fuck everybody in the frankenstein 2025 tumblr tag except the person posting sans undertale selfship art modeled after elizabeth and the creature. only one who understood this movie to me

#3157 A helpful tutorial

The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us

WHO’S THAT WE SEE ON SUNDAY

hello chicago tardis goers. it's the brand

I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion

Honestly an astounding political rise for This Guy

reminded of eric williams's observation about britain's relationship to its history with slavery. "British historians wrote almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it."

Me, less than a week out from an exam I really should be studying for, late on producing our next podcast episode: I should build lungbarrow in Minecraft

Everyday Americans also have identities I think

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

"presents" is the disease, "santa" is the carrier #AbolishChristmas #NoOneNeedsPresents #ItsGivingNothing #ScroogePilled #HumbugMaxxing

it's that time of year again (seasonal depression so dire i feel an overwhelming need to move back to the south)

Haha! I have struck my own name from the Book of Life, and gained power unimaginable! Nothing can stop me now! Haha! This will not backfire! Hahaha! There's no way beauty, friendship, or love could be used to defeat me! Haha! Those things are stupid and only orphans of mysterious birth like them! Ha

Every ad now

RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.

ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...

Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar: "So I'm putting a team together..." Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.

we fight for freedom

Same as it ever was

There are only three muppet literature adaptation movies and muppet movie adaptations with *only one human total* have never happened at all. What is this mass amnesia we have about what a muppet movie is just so we can make mildly interesting posts.

reading theory

Sorry, i didn’t realize his posts weren’t pornographic. Unfollowing now

Calm. Employment. Respect. Grass. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.