OpenAI pivoting to a $500 billion gooning platform might be the most obvious bubble alarm bell the world has ever seen.

Duh

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A coworker is wearing a "I stand with Charlie Kirk" hat. Meanwhile, my boss isn't allowed to wear any clothing depicting Catholic saints, and I'm not allowed to wear Pride clothing.

It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content

Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI. Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...

The way these guys strain against mortality is only going to get weirder tbh. I would caution anyone against conspiratorial thinking that "they know something we don't" because, first and foremost, these techlord guys are morons

It sure is awkward having to keep pretending AI is a thing while we all wait for it collapse

Omg I just thought about when zohran gets to 55 and lets himself go a little and he’s Secretary of State and it’ll be socially acceptable for him to also have an OF

I just heard a radio ad for a local car dealership where they criticized both Clinton and Biden in a complete non sequitur and then went on to rave about the dealership's great prices.

“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison. Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.

I made apple cider cookies, and my entire house smells like autumn now.

If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon 👻

this psyduck is adorable

Guess who's doing the morning announcements each day at #StarfleetAcademy? #StarTrek www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh4N...

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY premieres January 15 on Paramount+. #StarTrek

Peaceful assembly isn’t an insurrection. Storming the Capitol to hang your own vice-president and end democracy is.

It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not

Damn, the man giving me my COVID booster shot is HOT!

This is the unhinged, unprofessional, bullshit message I see when I log into the Department of Agriculture website.

Are people really falling for this “antifa” propaganda? 👀🤣 I caught the reels clipped of the meeting and my god, not a fuckin brain cell between any of them.

Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW). The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.

Homemade mac and cheese for dinner!

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.

Work sucked today, so I'm eating Chinese takeout in bed, wearing pajamas, and rewatching Dexter.

Criminal enterprise will collapse if crooks made to pay for things they have stolen

A coworker informed me that his teenage son rolls the waistband of his shorts up to make them as short as possible, and that this is now the "fad" among high school boys?!?!? When I was in high school, everyone wanted longer shorts.

Awesome birthday cake. Remember cake is eternal.

Straight friend is having twin boys and I’m trying my damndest to convince her to name them Sean and Cody

Without downloading anything, where are you mentally rn?

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

WOW....👀👀👀

“By 2028, an average family in the region will be paying around $70 a month extra on their electricity bills because of forecasted data center growth” I'm once again asking why ratepayers are subsidizing AI titans? www.eenews.net/articles/dat...

The crash is coming. Brace yourselves.

Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.

Look who's being needy and mean today.