you can go way more viral on Threads, but it presents you with a devil's deal... have a post break containment and get a bigger audience in exchange for a bunch of MAGA losers will hound you online

i don't need this but I kind of want to buy it someday because it feels like the most Chris Grace As Scarlett Johansson card in Magic The Gathering www.tcgplayer.com/product/3240...

To all my Asian-American brothers who are MAGA supporters: they are never going to accept you as fully American. Never.

new Good Time on the Clocktower! www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-eb...

wow we just binged Celebrity Traitors UK and it was surprisingly moving. Brilliant season!

running public speedy TB games! botc.app/join/brisk%2...

that AO final was worth staying up for!

That's a big yikes to Sam Healey from Dice Tower reposting a Trump supporter blaming Alex Pretti for his own murder!

In our current landscape, the moral high ground grants no advantage.

Genuinely surprised, I heard such negative talk about Geese on SNL and I watched the two songs and thought they were great!

I love Zohran but this felt like "Pokemon go to the polls" esp since ahem he is recommending people start with book TWO of the series

Kanye's apology is actually pretty solid

What does a research at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station do when they are alone and lonely for months on end? . . . fuck ice

I spoke to Waco's Kaleb Blain, a transgender pitmaster working to create space for trans people in Texas BBQ. After being doxxed, attacked online and let go from Terry Black's, he's now forging his own path: "I have to do this for the rest of my life." www.chron.com/culture/arti...

sidenote why hasn't there been a Blumhouse horror movie about Xennial zombies called UNALIVED

you use the dark web to sell prescription drugs and buy illegal weapons i use the dark web to watch Traitors UK we are not the same

Ok I need Learner Tien merch stat

People say u shouldn’t support Kevin Spacey but what about KPAX

Dear white men, please don't make this worse by filling my TikTok feed with your topical folk songs

a nurse who worked for the VA govsalaries.com/pretti-alex-...

Um is Traitors UK a show where we banish and murder the POC first?

I’m interested in why a board game like Vantage causes so many people who have not played it to have strong opinions, and why so many people have a vested interest in telling people who are enjoying the game why the are wrong to be having fun

why is it so hard to find an OLED tv, 65", with Roku built in?

there is a weird Sisyphean feeling of making things, grabbing people's attention, then 12 hours later everyone is on to another thing

I get in my Uber at the airport headed home. DRIVER: do you mind if I play music ME: sure DRIVER: what kind? ME: any kind! DRIVER: okay I play (Plays “Rasputin”) ME: Rasputin! DRIVER: you like this? ME: yeah! The drive continues as they groove without speaking.

I'm in Texas this week! Wed & Thurs: HOUSTON, doing 2-man improv with Ross Bryant Sunday: PLANO, headlining at the Mic Drop! links at chrisgrace.live

Just watch the video and look at where Jonathan Ross’s feet are. It was murder.

kids on this internet think Jason Williams was a better passer than Rajon Rondo. I don't even like Rondo really, but come on. Jason Williams never averaged double digits in assists and his highest AST% ever was 42.0. Rondo has SEVEN seasons where he had a higher AST%, they are not even close.

Carolina Reaper sauce is particularly potent when you forget you picked up the bottle with your hands to move it on the counter and then wipe some dust out of your eye

i haven't watched the Stranger Things finale but the idea that "from now on Purple Rain will be a sad song to me" ... what kind of song did you think it was before?!

The Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad? Nah this might be the best ending to a TV show ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMOC...

my top 10 board games of the year (that you can actually buy).... and more! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Sn...

[adds 25 restaurants to a to-do list]

it's so annoying that they didn't even match the font, and that's the final straw for me. I think this Trump guy might not be that great y'all

Check out the new Good Time on the Clocktower video with my script "Custom Call"... I'm particularly proud of this one! www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6aZ...

All three people involved are a delight and the show is a wonderful listen. Check out Arnie's new podcast!

news flash Bari Weiss sucks

Right at the end of watching an episode of Pluribus someone knocked on our front door and it was religious missionaries asking if I had heard the good word of the Bible and I was VERY disoriented, so I might have asked them to bring me a Stouffer's Lasagna from Sprouts

The earth is healing

Ah I see why Jeselnik liked “Perfection” by Vincenzo Latronico: it’s essentially a very long joke. For a Gen Xer like me that also attached myself to tech the way Anna and Tom did, this book is pretty devastating and an indictment of a lot of the cons we run on ourselves. Brutal punchline.

Obviously multi-player solitaire is not really a game. That's why golf, swimming, weightlifting, bowling, the 100m dash, and figure skating are not sports.

okay I'm just watching a How To Play (thanks Rodney) of Finspan and I thought let me google more about that fish and now I know about this and you have to as well www.youtube.com/watch?v=njRg...

"novels are getting worse, this booktok-recommended book I just read is not as good as Catch-22" ok

Couple next to me whispered all thru Stereophonic quite loudly. After, I said “did you know when you whisper other people can hear you?” The woman said “sorry” and the guy puffed up. “Why didn’t you say something?” Sorry dude I didn’t realize I had to tell you not to talk during a play.

Genuinely surprised some board game content creators write a review after only playing a game at a convention

y'all are grossed out by the word "moist" i am grossed out by the phrase "fruiting bodies"

two gays

I'm guess I'm watching too many TikToks because the number of "Let's goooo!" shouts in this season's The Amazing Race did not bother me at all

I've actually been pretty indifferent about LeBron, but Phil Jackson on Fresh Air saying LeBron is not a top 10 player in NBA history... that's just clown talk

Anthony Jeselnik has had some great book picks previously and here's his 2025 list www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgzj...