Strata had trees trimmed last week, and some small branches got left on my patio. I can pretty much guarantee that this twig won’t root, but I’m not sad I put it in water. Now I know what to expect outside in a couple months! (Twig thinks it is spring, tree outside knows better.)

This should be a stage musical. It’s a tale as old as time. You saw enchanted, sentient objects in Beauty and the Beast, right? Think Beauty and the Beast meets Evil Dead. And BOTH were made into musicals. So there. This new B horror classic is Haunted House of Pancakes (2025, Tubi).

Roses are red Vice is inherent

Just got off the phone with the President of Antifa. They said they have a cell in Florida that set up a fake tailoring shop, where they created this custom garment to humiliate Michael Flynn.

i just wanna drive my truck mow this grass drink my beer dress like ass

Muppet Treasure Island. On 23rd Street in Manhattan.

Tag yourself. I bet more will say “I Require a Tug” than anything else

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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

God there is nothing goofier in politics online than listing your “reach” in your demands. Undermines the whole thing and makes you look like a doofus.

"Argentina's done it. Russia's done it. Turkey's done it. Venezuela's done it. And Zimbabwe's done it. It's a thing that tin pot dictators do... right before starting a hyperinflation and destroying their own economies."

THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated. According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.

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"Norman Rockwell was antifa," his granddaughter says. (Fact check: literally true.) www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...

This will damage our country significantly. ‘The new American Dream is leaving America.’ Holly Baxter reports on parents, students, professors, and retirees, all of whom are planning to say goodbye to US in the near future www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

IS THIS YOUR KING?

Yup. I'm telling y'all, these dudes don't know anything.🤡 Frank Sinatra was a vocal anti-racist. He fought racism with his actions, his words, and his money. Actions: Refused to stay at segregated hotels. Made sure Black artists got paid fairly. Words: Literally wrote an article in Ebony Magazine

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yeah no I’m not gonna talk shit about that racist puppet’s lip job or her skin on the Vanity Fair cover. it’s enough to call her out for being a Nazi piece of shit without sliding into the misogynistic practice of slamming her appearance✨💕

THE TASTE OF VICTORY!

We do not play any kind of Elf On The Shelf games at River Side Casino. If you see an elf watching you, get the fuck out of there!

Bro how long does it take you to finish a novel god damn

I saw Del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN late tonight, and I thought it was a pure delight. In the last scene the Creature walked toward the sunrise. Then suddenly, to my surprise…

Wonderful. Now please discuss this widely in all media outlets

This breaks some people’s brains. In most cities, Costco stores fuel sprawl & car dependency. In Vancouver, our full-sized downtown Costco has residential towers above & a skytrain station next door. LOTS of customers don’t drive to it. We live a block from it. We call it “the convenience store.”

So the one to 25,000 bad apples in the NYPD are "self-deporting?" What a great way to weed out the most prejudiced assholes. Congratulations, New York City!

Schumer needs to go…like a year ago. He is the reason Dems hate their Dem reps.

I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette… Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫

I could have gone as a cookie and tell people to eat me…👀

The day after the Chinatown raid, New York AG Tish James launches an online portal for the public to submit photos and videos of ICE activity. "We are committed to reviewing these reports and assessing any violations of law," she writes. Portal ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

Nothing like the WH spokeswoman promoting a Portland “homeless advocate” who earlier this year pled guilty to first degree theft, aggravated identity theft, and first degree official misconduct. He was busted for stealing from the city of Gresham when he was employed to help assist homeless people.

right wing bigots have admitted - the “trans women in bathrooms” issue - the “trans women in sports” issue and - the “trans kids getting surgery” issue were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY are you paying attention?

I showed a relative the video Trump posted of himself taking a literal sh*t on the country, and she immediately stopped wavering and filled out her ballot “Yes” on 50. Talk to your people! Many of them are not terminally online like you are. That goes doubly for those of you in NJ and VA.

you think ai-voice stenography’s great until you’re the defendant and the machine randomly inserts a “no” where they said “yes“ and vice versa bc now your ass is going to jail and you can’t appeal bc oops the taped recording is bad having a custodial human stenographer in the chair fucking matters

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

Stand up on No Kings Day

BEWARE

We absolutely, positively DO NOT need to learn to live with anyone who wants some of us FUCKING ERASED. Rowling & her money is doing real harm to trans men & women across the world and she needs to fuck off into the sun at her earliest opportunity. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Into the sun.

What The Hell Is Going On, a thread: I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong. So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.

Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post: God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.

*cackling*

Reposting early 2023 Dead End: Paranormal Park fanart here. PLEEEASE give the show some love, its incredible trans rep that doesn't deserve to be put under fire to the degree it is now. #IStandWithHamishSteele

If you’re white, your accomplishments are your own and you can resent and criticize the country all you like, but if you’re black and successful you should be grateful to white people for allowing you in their presence. bsky.app/profile/jess...

comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher