Well now I'm grumpy. They could at least join it with the next colour in the spool sequence! Tom wouldn't put up with such shoddy yarn joins! Now, we frog 🐸

This year, please remember to take the time to tell those who deserve it to go fuck themselves.

STEP 1: make a little birdhouse in your soul STEP 2: ??? STEP 3: profit

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I like most birds but I think the thrush is an irritating twat.

The supposed leader of the free world just read out “I, and state your name…”. I mean, when are the aliens coming? bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Ew, Sky have done some wank update. Pressing "channel down" on BBC1 doesn't go to my favourites anymore (from the TV guide page, the channel before 101 is favourite channel 52). Instead it flips to the very last radio channel. Ew! and EW, make that go away, who even listens to radio through sky!?

If they're crocheting on the regular, just turn it into a full "yarn art" competition. Do some needle felting, a bit of loom work too. hell, just make one of those nail & string pics while they're at it. #GameOfWool

Is Vinted spying on what I'm watching? My feed just pinged up a folder full of 80s knitting patterns 🤔 #GameOfWool

all if forgiven, this show is perfect. #GameOfWool

Holger needs to just knit himself as a doggy coat, already iconic #GameOfWool

Goes on a knitting-orientated TV competition:"I prefer crochet, I am not a good knitter". what :| #GameOfWool

Whoever is doing the graphics on #GameOfWool has clearly never seen a crochet hook in their life

I have been murdered.

David Olusoga knows all about pirates... Handy as he doesn't know anything about traitors

What was that hole maker Carole had? I want one! way better than a wanky bulb planter #GardenersWorld

tbf, that reaction from all of them was worth it. Terrible, TERRIBLE faithfuls, but not playing for themselves gives it a whole other slant & it's all been thoroughly bloody enjoyable #CelebrityTraitors

I just can't. #CelebrityTraitors

I highly recommended clicking the below & following the info - stuff is being hidden from feeds by default, because we can't be trusted not to be able to determine what is bad anymore. "warn", fine. but a full "hide" without asking first. Get in the sea.

My favourite part of dinnertime is going to the chippie cos the pack of chicken you just bought is 🤢🤢🤢 And now the smell is stuck in my nose & lingering in the kitchen 😭

It's a medium, sure but no hints/checks and I amazed myself with this one today. Usually sub-10mins but never under 5. In the 'doku zone

Avoiding the John Lewis advert is the new #Whamageddon

Today marks the day the energy bills go up: I cba with a cold house anymore & the heating has gone from "off" to "program" on the thermostat. I swear it's getting earlier each year as I get older

Of course the night I fall asleep to a Richard Ramirez/Night Stalker murderporn doc on tv is the night the blu-tac stops blu-tac-ing something wobbly & I get woken ay 3:30am by it falling off of a shelf. Did I go back to sleep? Nop! May attempt a lunchtime power nap

What’s it like in your head?

It was so memorable last week, I clean forgot about #WhoDoYouDo this week

"asking me to express myself in a chunky & not a fine yarn is like asking a vegetarian to express themselves via steak" The Great British Knitting Bee Off is already off to a cracking start and it's not even 10mins gone #BritainsBestKnitter #GameOfWool

the lights aren't on but I am home these sweets, are all my own the bell rings, the dog shakes one kid, is all it takes

Went into the room that has had the dehumidifier sucking all day & now my lungs feel like they're full of cotton wool & my teeth itch. I need my moist, british air

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween... #halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

after the initial :| getting purple 1st was an equal 1/4 chance. more please Connections Puzzle #873 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

"he did it, we all know it & we're done protecting him" - Chaz 3

Why didn't they just try that on day one? 🤣 #CelebrityTraitors

Prediction (hope) for #CelebrityTraitors tonight: Alan: *Toasts Celia* Celia: "I hope you didn't just murder me in plain sight" Alan = Busted

YES CAT! #CelebrityTraitors

The BEST tactics for Joe #CelebrityTraitors

"I hope you feel terrible about yourself" is a line I use on the scam phone callers. #CelebrityTraitors

Seasonal reminder, Pumpkins make Hedgehogs sick, so don't leave any out where they can reach them.

I am shook, and owe apologies to DPD. Not only "next day" but less than 12hrs in fact, legitimate witchcraft I swear. This must be what living on the mainland feels like.

"Arriving tomorrow" but not yet dispatched. Amazon be lyin' again

No dog! It's TOO EARLY for dinner. <repeat every 5mins since 3pm>

Well.. there was no Bernard Manning, so it had that going for it. #WhoDoYouDo

This is how I feel scrolling TikTok nowadays #WhoDoYouDo

A Barry Cryer sighting #WhoDoYouDo

The hell am I watching?! #WhoDoYouDo

#WhoDoYouDo 10min klaxxon. Sure there will be a whole lot of "Who?!" as well as "....why?" and likely there's going to be a healthy dose of "WHAT." but lets give it a whirl! Hopefully the usual #WheeltappersAndShunters crowd are joining in?

I’m so hoping one of the guys arrested for the Louvre jewellery theft is called Robèrt.

This was a worthwhile use of my morning 🔉

*turns on #totp *turns off #totp