Hobbits must have really good metabolism

Marc Maron @marcmaron.bsky.social

Very good question.

Fascism is a big price to pay for making a few inadequate men feel better about themselves.

Local woman wakes up, turns all the people who hate Pride Month into rainbow muppets that are way more inclusive and fun to be around than their old human selves, makes oatmeal.

has kendall jenner tried giving ICE a pepsi yet

Monday!

Stephen Miller is an evil dickbag I hope I dont get a paid vacation when my boss sees this

Anyone else hearing too much “recycle and reuse” and not enough “56 companies cause over 50%” of plastic pollution?

Deploying the military on U.S. soil against Americans was on page 555 of Project 2025. This was always their plan, and people voted for it anyway. America failed an open book test.

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If I was a judge and a DOJ lawyer filed a brief saying "yes, we mistakenly shipped someone with a right to be here to a foreign gulag but you have no power to order us to bring him back" I'd put that lawyer in jail until that person was brought back.

You don’t need to leak false information. If it is false, you are just making it up. So either it is a leak of truthful information or it is someone making something up.

BOOM!!

America does not stand with this regime Nor does this regime stand with America

I've said it before and will say it again -- the Trump administration is not acting like one that fears democratic accountability next year or in 2028. Draw your own conclusions.

A Predator movie where the Predator shows up in Washington DC, but gets all bummed because there are no spines for him take as a trophy.

🔥 CROCKETT: “Facts matter.”

Any media outlet hanging on to a shred of journalistic timber should televise these hearings.

Gene Hackman dying seems a good time to tell you that Sam Raimi made a western called The Quick and the Dead, absolutely every cool actor is in it, Hackman destroys in every scene as the Big Bad, and for weird reasons 1995 America decided it was bad and erased it from memory

There are no proven benefits to raw feeding yet plenty of serious, well-documented risks. It has never been a good idea but ESPECIALLY NOW. washingtonstatestandard.com/briefs/two-w...

Here I am getting into political arguments on the neighborhood app again

Severance is my favorite show of the past decade.

How's StickerMule doing these days? Do they feel like a bunch of dipshits yet? Probably not but here's hoping.

I don't think my pond fish care for me much.

Media does a terrible job of carrying forward what it's already learned about a story to future stories on the same subject. Trump takes advantage of this blindspot in corporate media. He knows that no matter how much evil he does, no story need last longer than a day or two unless he wills it to.

My life in an image.

I've been pretty busy today. Did any of those billionaires step up today to announce kicking in some cash to alleviate some some of those awful trade policies for the rest of us? I didn't think so. Let's circle back on this when we discuss the next bailout.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Ummm... yep

Trump started a Trade War over immigration & drug trafficking when he could have just backed last year's Bipartisan Border Bill -- the one negotiated by very conservative Republicans and supported by Border Patrol Agents Trump doesn't really give a shit about drug trafficking, migrants, cops or you

My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps

cannot be said enough that for a decade a critical number of americans have simply refused to accept that he means what he says

Hey hypocrites, If you are ok with states control over abortion, why not tariffs? Let states decide! GOP states can jack theirs up 300%, see how long they last when prices skyrocket. Funny how “states’ rights” only matter when it fits their agenda. Can't have it both ways! Deal 🤡s?

If you don’t think this is a hostile takeover of our government, have I got some crypto to sell you.

Serious question: can the president just spend all his time in office suing people and then use the litigation as a "legal" way of accepting bribes via "settlements"?

Preferred qualifications: Your name is Tony and you're the internal candidate that we've already decided on before we sent out this job post

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

Do I really have to call my congress person and tell them nazis are bad?

currently

"prunes are the future" is something i said very confidently today

I’ll stop “overreacting” when you start reacting.

Don't worry, I'll have a new hyperspecific interest in a week or two.

Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come