yall 😭

I'm not in the mood for this shit.

> no customers for 45 minutes > floor is clean enough > mop floor cus im bored > 5 children with excessively dirt caked shoes immediately descend upon wet floor > sigh

One tiny whistle from a passerby and these enraged ICE/Border Patrol dudes threatening a bicyclist for recording them leap into their $70,000 Jeep Wagoneer and flee the scene. Interesting. Community whistles.

happy #caturday from my partner’s strange cat and her beloved bag of sour cream and onion chips

Be running off 3 grapes and a Taki

While everyone has different support needs, Infantilizing autistic adults isn’t kindnes it’s control. It denies autonomy, agency, and dignity. We don’t need “parenting,” we need respect 👌🏽

the virtue signalling vs. not discussion just strikes me as a social drama that makes sense within the class of people that don't think they have anything else at stake in these discussions other than clout, some of whom also can't imagine any other way of relating to these discussions

Shit?? Where I EAT?? Nah.

The thing about working at a corner store in a small town is that you will never stop getting called “love” and “hun” and “sweetheart” by old white men. It will just literally never end.

*singin* i dont wanna be at work 2DAAAY

Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it

I see dead people, your honor

Its so cold at work i got a coffee just to hold for warmth

of course taylor's creative work is suffering. shes getting good dick from someone whos nice to her. this is a tale as old as time

When u just got done fast forwarding through a youtuber’s sponsorship read and you get hit with an unskippable ad

Well well well, would ya look at that

Oh like me

I don’t want to talk about this because I don’t want to be a target But on just a human decency level the person tirelessly deleting Gazans just permabanned the guy who uses his thousands strong platform to boost the fundraisers of literally anyone who needs money or mutual aid every single Friday

They call vaginas beavers cus when you see one you go “dam”

Michael_Foote on TikTok posted a video about how to quickly help a migrant friend who may have gotten nabbed by ICE

😭 IG newberlinlibrary

we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out

kpop bargain hunters

The sunk cost fallacy is just that—a fallacy. It’s okay to change the things that aren’t working for you, from jobs, to partners, to gender.

I love when 2 bad bitches link up. It heals something in me.

Iykyk

lesbians should be allowed to time travel as much as they want. I trust them

Rip the sims btw… you’ve been dead to me for a long time but its still sad to see you buried

Typos on purpose: im so silly n casual Typos by accident: why did god put me on this earth if i am only here to make mistakes

@ NEUROTYPICALS why do you ask “how are ya?” right before you walk away? Serious question.

Please - stop doing the screenshot no link thing on Bluesky. This platform does not punish you for posting a URL. You picked up the habit from Meta apps? Stop doing Mark Z's bidding. Link ESPECIALLY to authors, reporters, bloggers, etc. where you quote the work.

Winter is approaching and I'm considering purchasing a Lenny Kravitz scarf. The Chicago winter has broken the spirits of many. I want to lug around a big ol blanket and call it clothes. I am prioritizing comfort this year and that means wearing a comforter to work.

It's official, and time for my annual post: HAPPY 1ST DAY OF SP🎃🎃KY SEASON!

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

How it feels greeting every customer that comes into the store and getting a “hi” back like 30% of the time

😭😭😭✌🏾

If someone’s cat wasn’t beautiful I would still tell them it was.

Dear @bsky.app PLEASE give us the Remove Follower option.

Nothing like realizing you screwed up someone’s transaction and impulse yelling “OH SHIT” in front of a bunch of customers to make ya look suuuuper professional.

I love posting the absolute shittiest pics of my cat for caturday, it really captures her chaotic essence. Irl she is a model, but also the messiest person i know.

Like what do you MEAN your son can pick “any treat he wants” from the candy isle unless its pink or red?? I would like to fight, actually!!

I hate when things that piss me off aren’t my business. I just be wanting to fight people so bad and I have to remind myself it has nothing to do with me.

Anyone else on here listen to The Read? Cus I NEED someone to talk abt this last episode with, specifically that wild ass listener letter 😭

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

My mom is at bingo and there’s a lady selling girl guide cookies and i just… i wish i’d come up with the “send grandma to bingo with a case of cookies” strat like 15 years ago omfg. I just know she’s meeting her fundraising goals.