people went to war over this photo

Eyes low

You a calf, bitch. You my daughter. I ain’t bothered. Get slaughtered.

The millennial urge to photograph your drink-

Hearing this at the end of the movie was everything 😮‍💨

'I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie'

I need a good winter moisturizer. The TikTok girlies love Kiehls but idk

This is how my barber had me looking the other day 😭

NP: Tove Lo- disco tits

Tampico has the manteca 😂😂

? Ok

Don’t ever let me catch you enjoying a glass of Tampico. I’m immediately amputating your foot 🤷🏾‍♂️

Let me look up what they’re putting in Tampico because-

Beyoncé needs to be back on the big screen. Immediately.

Because if you're broke, you'll take whatever low wage job they give you to keep the machine running. The only alternative is debtors prison and slavery

Butter pa-cun is good. Pa-cun praline is good. Black walnut is good. All deez nuts is goodt

Not me getting stood up???

I don’t know what this Tyra era even is 😭 My sister is just doing whatever at this point but I kinda love it

Just popped a melatonin

Random Chicago shots:

Who asked for a white Christmas?

Mind you, none of this is in the Bible 😭

White gays do a lot of things that piss me off but saying “KIA asylum” takes the cake.

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!

Y’all think gofundme allow me to accept donations for botox?

Planet Fitness > LA Fitness

as soon as this update comes, I'm disabling it.

People be talkin crazy as hell about weed when ALCOHOL makes you do this type of shit in public

Tuesday at the Towers. This morning's chilly start in Chicago.

When I’m scrolling and I see BLOCKED

literally a perfect movie, no notes

Yearly reminder that the best Christmas action movie is actually The Long Kiss Goodnight.

I thought creatine was bullshit but I’m starting to think it’s working for me. I’m in here finishing these sets like I’m a true gymrat 😭

“gentrified Black-“

Flewed ✈️

???

Came home and my apartment is spotless and I don’t remember cleaning up 🧍🏾‍♂️

I love Miguel’s album??? It’s not an easy listen, but when you have time to LISTEN listen, it’s so worth it

At this point he's Nice David Chappelle

The accounts that are actively attacking Jasmine Crockett are BOTS. Please do not engage.

You are going to hell 💟

If it’s between me and somebody else, choose them.

Lmfao now why yall gone blur out my name 😭😭😭

Ate an edible at 5pm and it’s just now hitting me. And I’m at the bar ✌🏾