the final insult of AI is going to be forcing us all to become linux guys. we're all going to be like oh yeah downloading stuff on linux is super easy you just juice the tarball and compile the pulp in the sudo command line. not like windows where you have to click on things

im sorry for making fun of linux. i see now that i was punching down. words matter, and i chose mine poorly here. i will be taking some time offline and working with a therapist to address my behavior. thank you

get his ass

“Don’t be silly,” said Toad. “No one has ever sent me a letter before, and no one will send me a letter today.”

GREGG TURKINGTON: No there was a typo on the poster. It's not "Grogu" because that doesn't make sense. It's supposed to be "Gogu" like "Yoda" TIM HEIDECKER: His name is -- the name of the creature is Baby Grogu. GREGG: No, it's Go Gu, like Yo Da. It's not Yordra or whatever else. It's Yo Da.

checking out Paralives early access on LGR Blerbs! youtu.be/3jB6o38xT1I The upcoming life simulator Paralives finally has a playable build, heck yeah. The game has a long way to go to completion, but it's promising stuff so let's see what it offers so far!

Love this for them

wow. that was haunting and uncomfortable. better look up an "ending explained" so i can put that to rest

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

Kingdom Hearts . yep

really cool drop that supports my long held theory that, although many original scans appear to be blown out, the blue-era artwork got hit with a green tint beam around the gym leader set TCG and isn’t accurate to the original artwork (easiest to see with ivysaur, but look at blastoise’s leg)

Xerneas if Geomancy got nerfed

putting the potentially explosive chemical plant next to the elementary school is shit a youtuber does in cities: skylines as a bit

quite enjoy the idea that this is his Thing now

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

out on the town

time for another star wars. i am not prepared, but i will do it.

Quan-Chi is coming to Mario Tennis: Fever. We don't know how he got in or who let him in, but he arrives May 25th.

Capybaras and anomalocarids are to 2026 Internet meme culture as llama and pandas are to 2006 Internet meme culture, which suggests that the names of popularly-memed-upon animals are getting longer. Imagine what the meme culture of 2046 will look like if the trend holds.

oops... I gave my Chimecho the wrong stone #stoneswap #fakemon #pokemon

Accidentally made Gemini roleplay as a fried egg when I googled a quote from Mixtape.

are we really gonna add this randomly interspersed search-this-phrase feature to every website? it now seems to be on reddit, a website known for very insular communities that are hyperaware of their topics and lingo

are we really gonna make Mixtape the new Gamergate because if so I might finally snap

Since the announcement of our union, Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro have hired Fisher Phillips (a union avoidance firm), and chosen to engage in a daily union-avoidance campaign by sending emails to the Arena team that is spreading misinformation and sowing fear among our colleagues. #uwotc-cwa

i can't bring myself to feel malice toward teen titans go anymore. seeing it now is like visiting an ailing relative who has lived like 20 years longer than anyone expected them to

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

Fun Easter egg in the DS Lite: the system has a hidden “red screen” mode! It can be unlocked through blunt force.

Pokemon Champions would be vastly improved by adding the announcer from Stadium saying stuff like "That's gotta hurt!" or "Critical damage!"

realizing i'm the one person on earth who prefers how babies work in the new tomodachi life and i'm reeling because i FUCKING HATE that crying minigame

my theory that we are just reliving the 2000s beat for beat remains undefeated

feel like we should make a bigger deal of the fact that AI executives genuinely believe that AI God will send all the AI Nonbelievers to AI Hell when the Singularity comes

ask yourself: how will i make my protagonist cry today?

In the fullness of time it has been proven that President Nixon did nothing wrong. - RZ

[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby

Gen the Legendary Sunbather.

star wars films used to be called shit like Attack Of The Clones

Darkness rules. Light drools. Get rekt, Sora.

Drawing harmony every day until Splatoon 4 releases day 973 Friendslop this, friendslop that...but what about the friendgems?

Drawing harmony every day until Splatoon 4 releases day 975 Weekly Harmony #49, She's feeling a little pretty today

saix being on the clocktower with roxas xion and axel was a massive slap in the face