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many of you

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

he’s right

i do think if we’re going to have to live in the fascist manchild empire we should at least be allowed to have the guy that made the phantom menace documentary filming literally everything going on inside the white house

Peculiar Ball

pondering my rorb

they gotta be trolling me

For your enjoyment, the Superman screenplay. www.superman.com/script/super...

Potion of Enhance Wiener

Me when my vacuum is broken.

SLUTS is a crew, there are a few members known - Fuego, Skoler, Omex. They do really eye catching end to end burners on railcars, they are pretty wise to tag the crew name instead of individual names imgur.com/gallery/all-...

Vector has a revelation

I feel seen

Gen alpha kid in 2036: Remember 2026 it was such a vibe

Drawing harmony every day until Splatoon 4 releases day 859 She won't go on a date with you...unless...

Historical illiteracy is generous. The United States governs 574 Native nations that it holds in colonial subordination today.

When we do things together it feels good 🐯💕🌈

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/

You've heard of "girl dinner" but how about (Joke by @skybun.bsky.social )

hey I like that we're all posting thru it but I also wanted to say, in case anybody else is feeling it, that I'm pretty scared and genuinely think that we've passed a real rubicon in the past week or so and that being at the mercy of a handful of dumbfuck lunatics really does a number on your soul.

I once told my parents that part of my writer dream was to see my book on a library shelf. They told me that would be sad because it meant it wasn't being sold. I feel so vindicated reading the quotes of this post.

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lmao, neighborhood Signal chat full of people who would otherwise be considered “wine moms” has turned against the New York Times for their coverage of what’s happening

Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

LAIKA Studios has officially set a date for their new film #Wildwood - Coming to theaters October 23.

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

the most maddening thing about the greenland shit is that it defies commentary or analysis. how is one to make a video essay or a Vox article about the president genuinely having a mental break in real time for all to see with consequences that could range from "end of NATO" to "actual global war"

i like that "the entire economy relies on you learning how to use ai" and "the dollar might be six seconds away from total collapse because of greenland" are two concurrent discourses tonight. like ok man. what do you want me to do

Wow

hey what up, it’s your boy, ozymandias, king of kings. haha, yeah, just registered on bluesky. back down to zero followers instead of several hundred thousand… remember all my viral threads, my witty observations? people were reposting my shit all the time but, yeah, anyways…

John Birch Society having a totally normal moment.

if you’re in line to hate AI, STAY IN LINE!

Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me

Look at this, just look at it. There was a time that we as a species couldn't even make fire and now we can see the goddamn mountains on Pluto.

A greeting card for my Bluesky friends

描き始めはニンフィアちゃん！

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

Seto Kaiba

need everyone to underatand this is in no way a serious poll you can extrapolate anything from

we need to kill him

I called @jocat.net a grungler on stream and he didn't know what it was and I got to explain it to him and it matches him very well, especially when playing Team Fortress 2 with a bunch of weird trans girl vtubers

🌞 sun + 🤖 robot + ✌️ victory-hand =

A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“