Jumpscared myself by looking through my old files and found several recordings of myself playing Minecraft in 2014 back when I thought I was gunna make a Youtube channel, oh god my voice sounds SO different... If 20 year old Dandy could see me now, she'd be proud 💙 And also confused I think

If you don't think anchors used as weapons is the coolest aesthetic then I don't think we can be mateys

I've been spotted

Welcome aboard sailor o7

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

How it feels as a moderator watching a collab

CHAT LOOKIE GET THE KEYS CHAT!!

I have a certain aesthetic for my commander decks ✌️

How long do you think I can keep postponing the Windows 11 update? 😬

Do you ever think of all the connections you've made as a vtuber and think of all the things you could've done if you actually made the most of it? 🙃

Hey umm you wouldn't mind if I, uh, plundered your booty right? 👉👈

Happy cold and flus season, I've picked up a cold and just now waiting for it to develop into a flu yippee

you know what, screw you (sets your vtuber to 240p)

I FORGOT MY FOUR YEAR FULL TIME STREAMING ANNIVERSARY WAS LAST WEDNESDAY I THOUGHT IT WAS TODAY FUUUUUUCK

Appropriate 👍

Oh yeah this is what a hangover feels like

I'VE HAD FOR RUM AND COKES AND RAN OUT OF COKE AND I'VE HAD TO MOVE ONTO STORE BRAND FAMTA PIRATE DANDY IS DRUMM YIPPEEEE

It's talk like a pirate day and since I'm a pirate everything I say is like a pirate so, uh, yarr matey 🏴‍☠️

My encounter with @dandyfloss.bsky.social at vexpo! It feels nice to get the chance to meet smaller creators. Quaint even

It's talk like a pirate day and since I'm a pirate everything I say is like a pirate so, uh, yarr matey 🏴‍☠️

Late night, the animal is unleashed! twitch.tv/dandyfloss

Update on the token merchandise delivery: To those who live in the USA, I was warned by the Post Office that I would not only have to pay extra for the delivery, plus the one receiving it has to pay import duties, there's a even risk that customs could destroy the package for no reason. ->

hi

Inside me are two wolves

I have been reliably informed that the lead singer of this band is a massive douchebag and transphobe, so I'll be making some changes to this redeem for stream 🙂

Just woke up and got a MASSIVE cramp in my leg oof ouch ow yarrr I need a pegleg now

wuh oh

Today's stream, we're visting the weird world of online quizzes! This one's a subathon reward, so if you know of some strange quizzes I can take lemme know! (I've been having weird power cuts this morning so if thye continue stream might get interrupted sometimes...)

What do these three characters have in common? 🏴‍☠️ @dandyfloss.bsky.social + @dandydemonvt.bsky.social 😈

I think I'm getting better at this whole signature thing!

Figured it out

How do I make this fit for my banner?

Signing 32 tokens like this might take a while...

Signing 32 tokens like this might take a while...

God I love modern right now

bell baby

I HATE WHAT I'VE BECOME But I love the dumb stuff I come up with in Warduo

My new token merchandise is now available!! 🏴‍☠️ This has been a delight to work on with @gremlin.world, check 'em out over at captaindandyfloss.com 💙

It was an honor, not to mention SO MUCH FUN, to work on this project for the Cap’n! A welcome addition to any deck for sure! Fun fact: The left side of the Treasure Token ALSO connects with the right side of the Bird Token!

My new token merchandise is now available!! 🏴‍☠️ This has been a delight to work on with @gremlin.world, check 'em out over at captaindandyfloss.com 💙

NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT A REAL JOB 😩😩

Today's stream is more TF2 with chat! Download the game now ready for later, and come hang out!

I JUST SAW CLOWN CAR GET FORCE OF WILL'D I AM SO HAPPY

Taking my recyclables out of my flat, thinking all the way down the stairs that I need to remind myself to unlock the door so I can get back out, see across the street my neighbour's cat is in the window and I think "aww look at the silly lil bingus" and the door slams shut behind me locking me out.

You made what

I have NEVER seen a cable break in this way, this explains why my controller has been disconnecting a bunch over the last few months :s

600 follower giveaway! To enter: 1️⃣Like 2️⃣Follow 3️⃣Repost Winner will be selected on Sunday 9/14 (choose one of the proxies in the photo). Make sure your DM is open. Pixel proxies for sale on my Etsy store: etsy.com/shop/AffinityForAnime

Deleted my Silksong post cause people were replying with spoilers (: cool