You can't wash away genocide....your complicity will always remain.

when you order mel gibson from temu

maybe if we sang “Free Palestine” to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” we could get more white people on board

“What do politics have to do with me?” 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷‍♂️ Got people in in your life who “don’t want to talk about politics” like I do? Here’s a killer response from Nato Green. 👩🏻‍🍳💋

A silksong release date. I thought I’d never see it

Gold medal caliber shortform headline writing happening on @pcgamer.com every time I get a chance to check in while traveling

Boss: I hope you didn’t think about your job too much while you were on vacation Me: I don’t even think about it while I’m here

Wow. In under 24 hours, 200,000 people have signed up to build a real alternative to poverty, inequality and war. Something special is happening - be part of it at yourparty.uk.

I am watching Floating Points at glastonbury. Magnificent

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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

MONK FIGHT

Explaining to the guy I brought over that the hundred monkey's paws I have in my room are from when I wished for a hundred monkey's paws with a monkey's paw, and it gave me a hundred monkey's paws that don't grant wishes. Anyway, I'm not sure what to do with them. Feels weird to throw them out

Donald Trump's attempts to assure the nation sound like a guy trying to talk you into the back of his big white van.

I just reheated some tacos but forgot to heat up the shells so I had to heat them but then the meat was cold so I had to reheat the meat making the shells lukewarm. Fucken tariffs.

Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.

To: All Staff Subject: Sensitive Communications Last week we needed to fumigate the monkey cages due to flea infestation. This isn't the kind of info that needs to be shared outside the zoo. Whoever cc'd the Greeneville Inquirer about fumigation times & locations, you have shamed us & the monkeys.

It’s the hope that kills ya

Some badass early Pulitzer contenders out of Turkey

A message of hope from eBay

Blofeld sits, waiting, staring at the monitors. "Where is he? My sources said he'd be here by now!" He toys with his traps and lair defences again. "Fuck it, I need the loo" Hurrying to the toilet, he drops his trousers, sits.. Bond steps from his Aston Martin and rings the doorbell. #AmazonBond

RIP Rick buckler youtu.be/vI8AOkbfgNE?...

Ghost Dog is a movie that sounds like some sort of fever dream when you describe it to people. "Forrest Whittaker plays a samurai who works for elderly Italian mobsters. He raises pigeons and his best friend is a Haitian ice cream salesman who speaks only French."

@richards7370.bsky.social good to see you man

The dumbest people who have ever existed are running the country

To quote super furry animals - “the man don’t give a fuck”

I think about this everyday youtu.be/sYjfxaZqaac?...

this is the thread of a lifetime. my god. go live the good life now, you did it.

my brain: hey walk into the kitchen me: ok now what my brain: idk lol

I am once again begging you to understand that a man can be good at art AND a monster. Pretending once the truth comes out that the art was never actually that good only shelters the next monster.

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

Solid

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers Day 6

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers Day 5

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Squirrel + banana

great news for @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social

Posting this here so everyone can download it and send it to people on Christmas Day. I’m sure it will hit the exact sentimental note people need. vm.tiktok.com/ZGdrQaQbb/

Slightly random but who wants to share a song cover they really enjoyed - here’s my choice Leatherface covering the police “message in a bottle” youtu.be/TpvKIlaP_ZA?...

The great thing is that you can rebut this privilege protecting capital interest pontificating nonsense with a simple cartoon that makes the point memorably. And then a multi-panel comic that explains the entire problem in detail.

It’s only a manifesto if it comes from the Manifesto region of Italy Otherwise it’s just a sparkling open letter

December

Top 10 bands you’ve seen live (in no particular order) Hot snakes Twilight sad Leatherface Slint The hold steady Mogwai The wedding present Shellac Radiohead Nick cave and the bad seeds