@emilystjams.bsky.social thanks to you and the whole Yellowjackets team for two fantastic episodes and what is going to be a fantastic season. I’ve been looking forward to this since I heard you joined the writers room. You are the one who turned me on to the show.

want to signal boost a gofundme only about 50% to their goal -- the wallaces have lived in their altadena home for three generations and are rebuilding. just gave, join me if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/cccmnt-hel...

And now you’re dead lol

This New Year I’m giving up smoking for good. Now I only smoke for evil.

Only the Giants could possibly manage to suck this bad at losing. #nygiants

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

The Daily Zeitgeist’s annual presentation of Santa University has been making the holiday more bearable for 8 years now. Thank you @jamieloftus.bsky.social for your utter lack of hard work on this project.

We need awake ourselves of the materialistic, capitalist view of the world, where people are either customers or marks. Capitalism will sell you the rope to hang yourself with & then make you pay for the coffin & pass the debt onto your kids. People must say enough and make the oligarchs fear US

A peek into the mind of someone who has disordered sleep, traveling anxiety, and occasionally some good luck.

Listening to Beastie Boys albums is a great way to learn the names of everyone who was ever friends with the Beastie Boys

It’s only a manifesto if it comes from the Manifesto region of Italy Otherwise it’s just a sparkling open letter

When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.

People are asking “why did he keep the gun?” and “why Altoona?” I have a theory. I think he was looking for whoever was responsible for calling this atrocity “pizza”

Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface

Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Per Reuters. This guy is low key the joker

For those confused about South Korea, an “opposition party” is a political party that actively opposes the one in power.

I just got a hate speech violation on twitter for mentioning a podcast, so don’t say they don’t have any moderation.

Like and reskeet if you hate engagement bait.

Tolkien’s races and their favorite drugs Hobbits: weed, obvs Elves: MDMA, shrooms Men: cocaine Dwarves: meth

Tolkien’s races and their favorite drugs Hobbits: weed, obvs Elves: MDMA, shrooms Men: cocaine Dwarves: meth

Carville is the Democrat’s Giuliani

People are gonna lose their shit when a side of guac at Chipotle costs $27

I can’t believe I put my kids entire college fund on the Giants to win today.

Me: Do sloths lives flash before their eyes super slow when they're about to die? Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this

One positive thing about Musk being so close to Trump is knowing how annoying Musk is. Trump is definitely hoping that nerd would just shut up.

#writingcommunity If I wrote a novel about the interpersonal relationships in a chemistry lab, Is it science fiction?

Feeling a bit called out by @socialistdogmom.bsky.social when she said that “normal people” don’t spend much time talking or thinking about posse comitatus.

NEW: Palestinian Children Speak Out on World Children’s Day With over 17,492 Palestinian children killed by Israel over the last year in Gaza, the Palestinian Children’s Council held a press conference in Khan Younis for World Children’s Day on November 20, 2024: unicornriot.ninja/2024/palesti...

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

Trump has been surrounded by shady people for a really long time. He’s an idiot but he’s an idiot who has been taught some basic tricks like this. It’s not 4D chess, it’s a very basic strategy.

More reason to suspect Gaetz was a pump fake

Looking forward to the day when we can upload our MRIs on here for analysis

I hate to be a Deborah Downer but this Matt Gaetz thing feels like when your public defender says “Good news! They dropped the paraphernalia charge.”

texting a link of this to a merrick garland "this could been us 💔"

Matt Gaetz said he wants to spend time with other people’s children.

They should invent a brain that lets you sleep

Assad’s brutal war against the Syrian people was infamously one of the bloodiest campaigns of mass slaughter in recent memory. And yet.

10 shows Me In the order I think of them The Sopranos The Wire The Muppet Show Veep The Electric Company Arrested Development Northern Exposure Succession News Radio Monty Python’s Flying Circus

i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit

not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here

I made a starter pack for Knowledge Fight related accounts. I’m on there too but I’m nobody. It just happened automatically. go.bsky.app/VFA5YUG

Bluesky is having some traffic issues but Perfect Tommy isn’t worried