I said “it sounds like you’re just feeding municipal vehicles to the hill” and the mayor of Montreal started crying

Web page design tic where there's a slidy/hidy panel just below the title banner that pops in and out of view depending on how you're scrolling the actual page contents. E.g. The Walrus is menu; CBC is ads. Either way, I hate them.

Do the rage survey www.alberta.ca/budget-2026-...

She starts a list, and it keeps growing.

My workplace

But first, they must catch you

They should do MyChart Wrapped

Intensify confusion

Trying to get paid for casual shifts, but needing to re-send forms because my handwriting sucks

www.youtube.com/shorts/qd4BK... Ally the Piper tried playing bagpipes full of helium

If you just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at 11 Have a great T Day everyone 🦃

tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

A meet-cute at Science Under the Stars, though

One more time

This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️ #frankenstein #gdt (what's wrong with me LOL)

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there. 💩🧊🧪 By @chazhutton.com

the little arms //

Well, it exists but not the way you think. youtu.be/wrZ7PnolbQ4?...

I'd like bicycle rules to be in driver testing, too.

Hammered through frozen soil to dig the last carrots, but I still have tulip bulbs waiting to be planted

Space Nash, born of boredom

Yes, the #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge trailer is out today...

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

Haven’t been able to source origin of this image, but title’s a whole new word to me, and likely to you too. Happy Clock Back, all!

You van vaccinate your pet bunnies against this.

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

This indeed is fine.

A very exciting commission - A magpie dragon ✨️

Garden of Earthly Delights

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

Celebrating them today

Cocktail wiener dog! Ruckus used to love them excessively.

Uh...

Vaginal garlic: a grand tradition

Tim Flach captures his fascination with the science of cats in stunning photographs from his new book Feline

EXPLOSION GANG!!!

Just because I can survive harsh conditions doesn’t mean I should have to. Graphic: @standplaatskrk.pl

Wanna dive into a delightfully nerdy corner of math? 🧵🪢⭕ Knot theory is a growing field with deep ideas and surprising connections—and in my new piece for @sciam.bsky.social, you can try it out yourself through interactive puzzles! I had so much fun with this new format. Hope you enjoy it too!

Oh no

The UCP govt of Alberta is going to pay parents who need childcare during the looming strike. $30 a day. Per child. They have money for that but don't have money to give teachers raises? Or to hire more teachers to fix overcrowded classrooms? This is just bs. BS. Fuck them. #ableg

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Spready toes

For #InternationalRabbitDay 🐰🐇: Love the facial expression on this blue bunny, it just keeps getting funnier the longer you stare back at it😂 China, Qing dynasty, Kangxi period (1654-1722), porcelain w/ blue glaze, Newfields collection: collection.imamuseum.org/artwork/23070/

So anyway, turns out plasma in menstrual blood can completely heal wounds in 24 hours. hudson.org.au/news/womb-to...

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

“Who me? As a tripod fish, I deal with stress and fear by transforming into an eyeless abyssal predatory elder god. What about you?” 🎥 Huge thanks to @frida.yolotzin for letting me use the baby tripod fish video, and @schmidtocean for permission to share the adult video.

BEEPER

What happen

The point of taxing the billionaires should be to end them as a class, not treat them as a source of recurring revenue.