hakeem “allergic to meeting the seriousness of the moment” jeffries everybody

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

I guess it’s easy to understand why the revolution won’t be televised now

I can’t believe we spent so much time thinking Trump was weird about the Epstein thing because he was a pedophile when he was really just a secret agent

Might grab a quick bite at this amoral cafe before I board my flight

this is taking too long aaaaaa

this is the future sam altman wants

Most thug ass shit i have ever seen

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before? That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators. My how times change ...

I've obtained a trove of leaked documents about today's federal crackdown on Los Angeles' MacArthur Park. One revelation is its codename: "Operation Excalibur"

Here is Bjork for no reason.

Well buying things was fun

Huh

oh this is a big mystery

See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

The problem with American political discourse is that you can’t explain the impact of tariffs to people dumb enough to think DEI programs cause plane crashes.

Idea: what if we had our entire government operated by a small group of people whose key expertise is failing to build tunnels?

the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

Don’t fool yourself. Senate Republicans are going to confirm them all.

I get the impression Trump just isn’t sure how to approach Jensen Huang’s weird jacket energy www.eurogamer.net/nvidia-ceo-w...

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

Uhh.. what did it seem like?

I try not to be too judgmental but if you invested in this you are a fucking idiot and you should lose your money

We are so back, guys

Well, he would certainly know.

I’ve really been enjoying BlueSky so far, it’s just unfortunate that we’re not allowed to have humor here.

I keep forgetting these names are real.

Well, hopefully this gives Jake Paul the confidence he needs to fight an actually active professional boxer so we can see him die on live television.

maybe it’s a bad trait for a journalist to believe in nothing

i’m at the crystal energy i’m at the taco bell i’m at the combination crystal energy taco bell

i’m counting my chickens before they hatch. i’m counting yours too. bitch i’m counting chickens your feeble mind cannot even comprehend

A taco shell with a strip of glycerin along the fold to create a "rubbery region" that reduces cracking. US Patent 11998018 (General Mills)

absolutely fuckin losing it lol this AI yearbook page.

One of Trump's top lawyers has already said the plan is to stay quiet on abortion through the campaign—then use the Comstock Act to impose a nationwide abortion ban in 2025. Not only a ban on medication abortion, but ALL abortions, in all 50 states. www.nytimes.com/2024/02/17/u...

Quadra Pounder with Cheese

RT if you’d fucking kill yourself if the Honey Nut Cheerios bee went woke

Seeing this robot sulking beneath the stairs at Schipol filled my weary traveler’s heart with sorrow.

you do not to be competent to do awful, terrible damage to a country. i strongly recommend people actually read up on the reality of Nazi governance. that we think of the Nazi state as somehow competent and efficient is a propaganda victory for the ages

What if someone made a truck you could drive in the rain?

I feel like bluesky has really gone downhill since I’ve been allowed to post here