We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

Hi, I’m a brain wanting to turn itself off permanently to escape from unpleasant stimuli.

“As signs of aging emerge” You absolute cockwombles, he forgot what he was doing and danced on stage for 45 minutes, but it wasn’t a big deal because you wanted him to win. Now that his approval ratings are lower than post-Iraq Bush II, suddenly you noticed he’s been sundowning the whole time?

this is going to do numbers on LinkedIn. Series A funding confirmed.

This is technically value-neutral: if someone runs on “I know who to blame for all your ills: Republicans,” I bet they could do some good.

have someone to blame is strong in the US. It’s a way to sow discontent and confusion, a way to make vaccines sound dangerous. Kennedy and his followers are liars; do not believe anything they say.

The FBI has a file on me because of the time I drank three “Old Timey BJs” (a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 drank down to the label and refilled with Bartles & Jaymes) and briefly started speaking fluent Russian. They put me in the X Files under “Ballers With National Security Implications”

Repeal 2A.

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.

Christian Clothing CEO: You finish that sweatshirt about saving as many souls as possible? Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked. Christian Clothing CEO: What.

Sure, the Veteran’s Administration is being gutted, but how about this tiny one time cash bonus to show I love the troops? Again, we are trapped in Shitty Father World. Yeah yeah, I cheated on Mom and verbally abuse you and deprive you of love and support, but I bought you a bike!

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

I've famously told this story on podcasts a number of times, but I met Gil Gerard as a kid at a celebrity tennis tournament and he tried to pick up my mom right in front of me. Was I mad? No. Buck Rogers tried to fuck my mom, which is the most Buck Rogers thing he could do. Lived up to the legend.

I cannot believe how effective you are at making me passionately hate you, you have a gift

consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

The fact that not a single reporter tells Mike Johnson “let me read it for you” or “here it is” when he claims he hasn’t seen or doesn’t know a thing about the psychotic ramblings of the head of state is not only a dereliction of journalistic duty, but a display of pure cowardice.

the good that you do persists in this world

Green Arrow more than said "Fuck Ice" #GreenArrow #NoBorders #FuckIce #EmeraldArcher 1. This is how the story "Sanctuary" from Detective Comics #551-552 started. Back then was INS. The kid showed his passport after this, but his brother is not in the same situation.

dont worry about your unfinished business. we'll fix it in ghost

"You, boy! Have they announced which missing Doctor Who episodes have been found yet?"

they said it was a bad idea to fill an armory with honey, but I'm sticking to my guns

Fundamentally, my ideal foreign policy vision is Brits & Americans & Frenchmen & Germans & Poles & Ukrainians and Japanese & Taiwanese & South Koreans & Australians and whoever else wants to join, all standing together, under arms if necessary, to declare that all people are and ought to be free.

i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.

what the fuck are you talking about man

Sometimes I think that the best definition of superhero comics was written in eight word balloons twenty years ago.

If there’s one person I trust to stick the landing on KOTOR, it’s the guy that single-handedly wrote the shipped ending of ME3.

Calling all office nerds 😎 the Office Mimics are now available (for free) in my Kofi! These are a set of .ico files to customize your folder/program icons with! ko-fi.com/s/3683ca94cb These were super fun to make, hope you have fun customizing your desktop using these! #pixelart #mimic

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Instant all-timer here:

American century of humiliation update

x-planes are funny www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

It's getting a pretty dire. I've had to reschedule my root canal for next week and in that time I need to pick up my medicine as well. This is just awful, I have gotten an attorney who's looking over the situation, but until it's resolved everything is chaos. Please help if you can, thank you 🖤

45) The world has always been this gay, but is starting to realize that fact I genuinely think for many long generations, people have lived lives of quiet desperation unable to explore or be themselves because of societal mores, and if that is lessening up at all I'm thankful for it.

fuck you the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh

I have a root canal scheduled for tomorrow that I desperately need. There are a lot of people who are hurting right now and I can push it back if need be but if I can get a little bit of traction on this today I might be able to get it taken care of. Please post 🖤 and thank you loves

Dredd 2 and/or Psi-Judge Anderson movie. Del Toro’s Hellboy 3. Del Toro’s At the Mountains of Madness.

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

UPC code. An ISBN is inside the book with the copyright notice and such usually.

There’s a word we used to say. They don’t let you say it anymore, but I think it’s a beautiful word. We call it: dialectic. You have the thesis, and then the antithesis, and if you put them together it’s a synthesis. Very powerful. We’ll be looking into that. Very materialist, the theory of history

Could we get this circulated again? I'm so sorry to ask but I had to push my root canal back a week because I couldn't afford it. I'm still going back-and-forth with the bank about fixing my situation. It's exhausting and I'm a bit broken at the moment to be honest. Any help would be amazing. Ty🖤🖤🖤

Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly. CA: @margotlaine Venmo: @marghoul

Is it just me, or is this an argument that LLM use of copyrighted data is NOT fair use because it will destroy the value of copyrighted works? Is this anti-LLM but being passed around by pro-LLM people?

we are inventing Capital Development as the By-Product of the Activities of a Casino, as theorized by Keynes and most definitely something he enthusiastically recommended