seriously, fuck the @nytimes.com

Chicago from the air. I changed my mind. We are something to fear.

All those former Pentagon reporters should cover No Kings today 🚫👑

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

Down with everything. Fuck everything

Nobody is coming to save us. But I look at us. We are enough.

Seems like the president and entire cabinet responding to today's rallies by posting straight up 4chan filth would be a major story tomorrow. Anyone care to place any bets

While people continue to struggle to get FEMA aid approved after their lives were destroyed by natural disasters.

The left is melting down at the now iconic “diarrhea President”

trumps strategy of destroying blue states which bring in majority of countries revenue and then also destroying and bringing red states to mass suicide with tariffs doesn’t make much sense so far

As Californians take to the streets today to stand up against the President’s authoritarian playbook, I urge everyone to stay safe and demonstrate peacefully. Don’t give in to his provocations. Our strength is in our unity and peace.

“So it looks like you’re flying a fighter jet and wearing a crown, but it turns out it’s really a bomber and the bombs are poops. You’re up there pooping on all the cities in America because you’re the king of America, and so of course you shit on it when it doesn’t behave. It’s high concept, sir.”

somewhere in portland, there's one person, or a small handful of people, who came up with the inflatable costume idea, and I feel like they deserve our immense respect for defining the obvious developing aesthetic of the contemporary battle against fascism

Portland ICE facility now.

This really is a GREAT sign!

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson bearing false witness against millions of his fellow American neighbors seems a tad, I don't know, unchristian.

Why does the government need private jets is maybe a question we should be asking.

I joined the "human banner" at San Francisco's Ocean Beach. This flag was at the center. It was a gorgeous day with enormous waves. #nokings

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

Does Mike Johnson go with, “I haven’t seen the video” or “The President has fun online, last I checked that’s not illegal.”

(shouting to the press secretary) Can you confirm whether the diarrhea was pre-loaded onto the aircraft or was it coming directly from the president's Ass?

This is Idaho 💙

There are no kings in America, and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one.

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

7 million people marched today. That's greater than world's three largest militaries— combined.

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

Writing train on a boat describes Trump fans better than any joke I could make

DC J6: 1.500 arrests DC No Kings: zero Tell me again which side is violent?

A No Kings protest made up entirely of men under 5'5", all chanting "no kings but short kings"

I ❤️ my hometown. Well done…

I’m absolutely exhausted in the best possible way. I love us. We did it! #NoKings

I went to the David Byrne concert in Philly last night (awesome, of course) and the biggest applause wasn't for any song but when he told the audience he'd ventured out to the No Kings protest and then put up a photo (not this one) of the massive flag that was the centerpiece

The world joined us and said, “No Kings.”

#nokings Portland frog brigade

If ppl don’t keep up the energy for no kings, like on a daily basis, if you’re not willing to go the full mile, risk getting lumps, or bumps, bruises and cuts, if you’re not willing ain’t willing to smash fash? Then you ain’t really ready to "resist."

🤷🏼

More people at #NoKings than both his inaugurations combined. And that’s just DC.

fire every single politician. from a cannon. into the Sun.

The *how* of #NoKings is impeachment. Don't just say No Kings. Say how to get there. Impeach, convict, remove.

#NOKINGS New York City, NY

no kings! except the king reading this

I don't think folks have any conception of how radicalized a lot of moms are becoming as they go through shit like "will my babysitter get kidnapped" and "will my child be able to get the measles vaccine"

Same energy

1. Washington DC #NoKings 👑

During the Palestine protests: "They're all young people indoctrinated by TikTok!" During the No Kings protests: "They're all old people indoctrinated by MSNBC!" Trumpists will ALWAYS find some excuse to ignore the largest protests in US history.