Just thinking about Danny McBride in RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES doing all the VO for DARKEST DUNGEON. Imagine it, it's so easy: "Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor."

The Department of War Crimes, then

Every day there are more emails. It will never stop

The most important thing about Bill Watterson is not any single strip, it's that the man actively fought against any merchandising attempts and gave up untold millions. Unmatched artistic integrity that is even more incredible in our era of endless reboots and AI slop.

Bluesky, I love you, but you've got to find something else to talk about today

Star Wars: TIE Fighter (1994)

One thing I can't get over when we get these email dumps is how many rich and powerful people write like toddlers

football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

Hell, just look at Vietnam -- an absolutely brutal, murderous campaign and we still lost.

"Everybody wants progress, but they don't want to change." Honestly, got to give that one to him, that's a good quote, particularly re: local government.

"Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or your parents. Or God. All right?"

my HP is so restored right now bro. I have +10 stamina right now

Agree on this 100 percent, criminally underrated show. I still think about that scene where he shows up and nails the conference speech with all the jargon.

The Department of War Crimes, then

today is septidi 7 Fructidor in the year of the Republic CCXXXIII, celebrating winter barley

youtuber at 15 minutes of 1 hour video: so I guess it isn't possible to beat scooby doo night of 1000 frights without double jumping............... me: ah that sucks 😕 youtuber:..........that is, unless we notice this uneven geometry in the corner of the room me: :0000000000000000

getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

“[Children's] small bodies are shutting down — they can’t breathe, their immune systems are collapsing." Meanwhile, Gaza health authorities say more 1,000 people have been shot and killed trying to access food distribution sites backed by Israel and the US. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Someone told Trump about the big bomb and now he is going to use just so he can be the president he used the big bomb.

ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.

One aspect of Lore that is consistent across all Star Wars in all its iterations and timelines, is that the stormtrooper armor is fucking useless

NAMES OF THE 2025 WOMEN’S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES Addisen Brenlee Braiesey Camryn Chaney Cydney Graycen Jaden Kayden Kadey Kasidi Karlyn Kaylynn Keagan Kedre Kenleigh Kinsey Korbe Kierston Lair Paytn Persy Ramsey Remmington Regan Raegan Reagan Shylien Stefini Teagan and… FOUR (!) players named Rylee

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

"Rouggly hopes the folks pulling up to The Block this week to drop off food and other supplies stay engaged. He wants people to realize these are neighborhoods worth saving, worth spending time in, worth investing in." Lotta ppl donating this week who last week thought North STL was a no-go zone.

Some men when they enter their 40s become WW2 guys, but I am more of a French Revolution guy myself

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

Me, bootup my work laptop with only 8GBs of Ram: The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born.

Just got to the village with the goofy paintbrush guys, and I love the music? Both for exploration and battles

Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day

came back from the brink of death to dunk. poster pope.

🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD

Tariffs already hittin

In great St. Louis City news being buried in avalanche of natl/Intl bad news... Speaking at a quarterly press conference at police headquarters, Jones said homicide totals through March were the lowest since 2005. Shootings were down 39% over last year. Major crimes overall were down 28%.

And yet, despite all this, the screaming emptiness of the Void looms closer than ever

Some days you just wanna give up , let everything go and follow the light inside of a red cabbage

Some good stuff from @notalawyer.bsky.social this morning stringinamaze.net/p/the-tyrann...

a widening gyre? in this economy?

RIP George Lowe Your whole career was amazing, but it would've been legendary even if you'd only executed this line reading:

When the end is nigh: fffuuuuuucc... When yet hope remains: Yoooooooo

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

I have eaten the plums that were in the plum box and that you were plumbably plumbing for plums forgive me I am having a stroke call a plumbulance plum

Happy good coffee day to all who celebrate

me: “we can’t always do exactly what we want to do, exactly when we want to do it” three-year-old with a single tear rolling down his cheek: “but WHY??”

Considering hosting an organization-wide training entitled "How to Save a Word File as a PDF" and, if that's successful, a more advanced follow-up on "How to Combine Multiple PDFs"

@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social with the fire, as usual