haha get wrecked

it would mean the market started correlating with reality again

Greta Thunberg steepling her hands like Gendo Ikari as another round of negotiations fails, just according to keikaku.

Infernal take: No Kings is probably one of the last few places where you can pick up a good man.

$70/$300 thank you very much and goodnight!!!

wishing you a very peaceful 4-5am pickup window

*laughs in Boston Tavern Pizza*

gonna put the odds of a Fujimoto takeout at 5% on Chainsaw Man Part 3 but if it happens i will convert to his church

they really treat him like a make-a-wish kid

Here's the first cut of our story with a gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/t...

Hi! Your friendly neighborhood 82nd Airborne vet here to tell you 1,000 paratroopers is a command group+advance party and it makes no sense to send this element unless the plan is to send a fuck ton more ground troops relatively soon!

Trump doing this rather than just illegally slushing money from ICE to TSA is… frightening, to say the least, but also an insane choice of optics

building pretty

Canonically, Space Wolves fuck. There are various Space Marine chapters who are asserted to either be physically/chemically castrated, and/or hypnotised in such a way that they basically literally cannot understand eroticism on anything other than a theoretical level. These latter lack horny qualia.

In his 1992 novel Snow Crash, writer Neal Stephenson coined the phrase "Metaverse" to describe a VR world experienced through goggles. Now, Stephenson says he no longer believes face-worn computing is the future: “People don’t like wearing things on their faces and don’t trust those who do.”

Author of the classic novel “if you wear AR goggles out and about people won’t like it and will call you a rude word” unexpectedly negative about the idea of wearing AR goggles out and about

Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early https://theonion.com/dad-suggests-arriving-at-airport-14-hours-early-1819573933/

> put on my PJs and hop into bed > I’m half alive, but I feel mostly dead

Me: I need to focus and be extra productive today to make up for wasted time. My brain: “Oyster crackers” should be a slur against white New Englanders, “Graham crackers” for white Evangelicals.

praying to the Not Crashing Out gods rn

you wouldn't Dash a Door

siri play "hate to say I told you so" www.theverge.com/business/793...

And to the Republic, Forwhichitstan

Another L for the prediction markets

omfg

The virgin "markets are taking Trump seriously" versus the chad "career risk rules everything around me"

Seems like, rather than a wholesale scrapping of Sora, they're actually working to bundle all their stuff into a single OpenAI super app alongside their weird AI browser and chatgpt. While ostensibly for user experience reasons, I'm assuming this is a way to A) hide user stats B) justify price hikes

low-key(blade) love that searching “Sora” latest posts on this app gets you way more Kingdom Hearts content than it does OpenAI

fine

the most i talk about politics IRL is with my mom lmfao

Peru. Werner Bischof, 1954

bleak but i think Americans would’ve liked Biden more if he openly solicited bribes

got too much going on to comment more on the Chainsaw Man ending but ending a labor of love, especially a popular one, on your own terms is always good. fujimoto go get your bag

and maybe also asking: would Fujimoto be happy?

this is the actual ending of Chainsaw Man:

dont’cha go leaving me you still got a life’s to go

fujimoto: i’m begging you

ngl

🔗 Places to telnet #reading-list #terminal

But I would have gotten the haircut right.

Blacksky is excited to announce Acorn, a platform for growing and managing communities on decentralized infrastructure. blackskyweb.xyz/introducing-...

This NYT article about the removal of pride flags at Boston University ends with the Director of the Women’s, Gender, and Sexuality program vowing to replace them every time. “We have a nice stockpile,” she said. (Gift link)

now imagine Iran being in on it

the IRA is not the dead, the IRA is not even past

Hundreds of millions of actively-used iPhones and iPads are now at risk of being hacked through exploit tools that have been made available on Github. For anyone not using the latest iOS 26 software, it's time to update ASAP. @lorenzofb.bsky.social and @zackwhittaker.com have the full rundown.

This afternoon, I used Claude to circumvent ChatGPT's safety protocols so I could hack into Gemini to learn how to take over Grok, which I then used to destroy Twitter. It's over. Twitter is gone.

mind if i slip into something a little more comfortable? *climbs into coffin*

3,300 passengers travel through LaGuardia every hour, every day, every year. 29 million total. Running that airport with a single ATC in charge of both sky and ground traffic is inexcusable and if the shortage is that bad then we need to shut some airports down