HAPPY SPANAKOPITA!

How sick is it to be alive when “2-for-2 with two home runs, the latter of which felt like the platonic ideal of a moonshot, and a walk” is only half of the stat line because he’s also pitching a shutout

We're ordering dinner tonight!

trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people

In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.

i never knew this existed and now i'm mad that i've been denied it, is this what trad means

too lazy to finish the joke you get the gist of it

HULK HATE OLD HOMOPHOBE

Kershaw is so homophobic he doesn’t even think two strikes should be thrown together

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees Lose

boy there sure are a lot of things that i Can't Post About

This is one of the rare times in Illinois politics when you could call for the governor to be jailed and be incorrect.

i'm gonna give you some of the words of Sandburg because if you've ever fucking been here you already know www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...

Tonight of all nights I’m going to re-up my benediction for Chicago. We are everything. dansinker.com/posts/202…

griffin mcelroy persona meme i don't get the waffle thing

happy "he asked me what day it was" day to those who observe

11!

can we just ban marlins man from ballparks for bad vibes

12

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

This administration has again and again revealed itself to be in philosophical agreement with the greatest monsters of the 20th century: the New York Yankees

they call it the post season because i'm about to post my way through it

The Mets and Magic Start of 2024 season through 6/11/2024: 38-37 (.430) The next day, Grimace threw out the first pitch. Their record for the next calender year (including 6/12/2025): 106-66 (.638) 6/13/2025 onward: 38-55 (.403) The power of Grimace lasts 1 year. No more, no less.

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

Assata Shakur has "died in Havana, Cuba, as a result of health conditions and her advanced age." She was 78.

This goes beyond pastiche or reference comedy and into something way more interesting. Art made from love. Reccomend big time.

do we think it's good that entire economy is based on the same entities passing money back and forth on speculative investment without anyone making anything that someone outside the loop is buying

i think there's an argument to be made without hyperbole that it's the greatest accomplishment of the human race

every bluesky poster is 37-43 years old, has opinions about Star Trek Deep Space 9, and has been to at least 30 mountain goats shows

In League With Dragons, 2019

chicago, irving park: ice spotted at home depot at addison/kimball

stay safe NW side!

have to include the next panel too, which I've thought about probably four to five times per week since 2007

carl sandburg was the first one to say "shut the fuck up about chicago, you don't live here" www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...

there's "political activism" like fighting for better wages and conditions for teachers, like making roads safer for children, like championing the rights of the marginalized, and then there's "political activism" like drumming up hate. games/prizes

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

i know it's not the anniversary of his birth or death, but Bob Bell's iconic character brought so much joy to so many people in Chicago and all over the country for so many years, so it's always a good time to say: RIP, Bozo

These guys are simply not smart.

at the ball game

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

those “it was so much better in the 80’s!” ai videos are prime examples of how nostalgia is an aesthetic of fascism

Looks like I'm gonna have to tap the sign again today

don't ever let anyone tell you things can't get better

not gonna pretend I have it all sorted, but. "success" doesn't make you happy or fulfilled. 90 percent of your life is the little stuff you do on a tuesday, so it's way more important than the "big moments". what I'm doing with my life is living it with people I care about