Masataka Yoshida has more triples (1) than Jarren Duran (0) in 2026.

Hopefully Mayer’s practice at SS goes well.

First pitch for tonight's game vs. the Boston Red Sox has been moved up to 6:10 p.m. CT.

iPod offering up a belated tribute to Jason Varitek

Sigh.

Always remember 3 home runs on Opening Day 2005

Two-run pinch hit homer for Nuf Cedd Rafaela! Red Sox up 3-1 after 6

This will be fun to look at over the winter, I assume.

I think the US should actually enforce its already-existing price gouging laws and then enhance them by saying sites like eBay and StockX can’t charge more than 15% over RRP for electronics or clothes, with an embargo of two years. Scalping should be illegal

Embarrassing to even recognize this, NESN nesn.com/boston-red-s...

Right where the Red Sox want them.

I'm gonna think about Runelvys Hernández, who had a much shorter career than I remember, many times he's mentioned.

With the sweep 🧹, 3 straight. 16-21, tied for 4th place AL East (9 back) 1 game out of 3rd place AL East. 1.5 games back from a Wild Card! FanGraphs playoff odds at 32.5% Projected 79.8-82.2 W/L Bit by bit...

The Red Sox have won 2 straight. 15-21, 5th place AL East (10 games back) 2.0 games back from a Wild Card! FanGraphs playoff odds at 30.9% Projected 79.5-82.5 W/L 👀

Worst timeline

‘Nuf Cedd 3-run homer Red Sox up 3-0 in the first

Payton Tolle compares pitching in Detroit downpour to Kamino. May the Fourth be with you, everyone.

Take three days off. You’ve earned it!

greenday_brain_stew_(godzilla remix).mp3

Masa most days 😂

Gonna say, I didn’t realize they hadn’t shut down already. Let me go Lycos that to be sure though…

Things are going great 😬. But at least this is just a marketing stunt.

Corn ethanol serves no purpose and is purely a handout to farmers. It costs more and emits more than normal petroleum. And it takes up half as much land area as all urban and suburban land in the US. If we replaced the land with solar, we'd get 3x as much power as the US uses.

20 years ago today, Doug Mirabelli arrived at Fenway Park via police escort in the wildest trade sequence. Sorry it didn’t work out, Josh Bard.

“We must be AI-first”!🙄

Vinnie Pasquantino told me that there is, indeed, an espresso machine in the Royals clubhouse in Kansas City now. it's a De'Longhi and it has its own locker

“Every NL Central team is above .500 and only three in the entire AL are.” Red Sox Nation holding onto this

Craig Breslow to John Henry at the end of the season: youtu.be/JFvujknrBuE?...

Or he’s waiting for the real opportunity 😂

Red Sox have won 3 straight. 12-17 5th place in AL East, 0.5 back of Toronto 2.0 games out of a Wild Card FanGraphs Playoff Odds: 38.9% Projected W-L: 82-80

Three in a row 👀

I’m glad the guy answered like that for the amount of joy it’s providing.

Baseball phrase to get off the holodeck.

Monday April 27, 2026: Red Sox 11-17 5th in AL East 3.0 games out of a Wild Card FanGraphs playoff odds: 34.65 134 games remaining FanGraphs rest-of-season: 70-64 (.522) Projected finish: 81-81 Season: Not decided just yet.

Craig Breslow and Sam Kennedy about this weekend:

Chad Tracy gets win #1 with Boston. Iggy Suarez gets win #1 with Worcester. Kyle Sasala gets win #1 with Portland. Good day for managerial debuts at each level in the Red Sox system.

Can’t believe they’re using the Orioles background

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Per major league sources, the Red Sox have fired: Alex Cora Pete Fatse Ramón Vázquez Kyle Hudson Dillon Lawson Joe Cronin While offering a reassignment to Jason Varitek.

This kinda day for the Red Sox

Guess who’s playing @vanswarpedtour in Long Beach & Orlando?!?! WE ARE!! fishmarket.reel-big-fish.com

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Dad of two grade-schoolers here: can confirm that the kids are using “AI” as a synonym for “fake”

138 games remaining. Would need to go 80-58 to match their 2025 record.

Red Sox playoff odds from FanGraphs, (knowing this isn't the exact same number of games) 4/23/2026: 35.3% 4/23/2025: 59.0% 4/23/2024: 22.6% 4/23/2023: 21.9%

Red Sox 21st OBP (.314), 29th slugging (.338), 26th OPS (.653). For fun they're 29th in average (.229), 22nd in BBs, tied for 9th in doubles (40)...uhhh tied for last in homers (13).

I think we have to entertain the idea that most of the baseball teams are bad this year, even some of the good ones