Finished "Children of Strife" by Adrian Tchaikovsky, really enjoyed it.

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Alien (1979): Patches by Ron Cobb

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Look man, if the first reichstag fire didnt catch, you just gotta keep trying til it does

using your second Reichstag Fire-style opportunity to justify a ballroom is a wild move

Everyone immediately assuming that an attempt on the President is staged is probably not a sign of a healthy democracy.

I’m sorry for everyone who almost got shot at the orphan crushing factory but what were you doing at the orphan crushing factory

OR JUST WRITE THE THING YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WILL TAKE LESS TIME THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS mashable.com/article/sinc...

just read a fucking book

The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your current mental state.

Evil fucked up horse #LancerTokens

Atomic physics explained exclusively in words of Anglo-Saxon origin: "Uncleftish beholding" share.google/nxiuiFq3nchn...

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman. Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

NEW INCREDIBLE INSULT DISCOVERED

True story.

You’re damn straight. Have you tried not being a bunch of assholes?

Ai companies are trying to buy credibility through Hollywood endorsements but all I see are artists permanently branding themselves as scabs

Watched am episode of the X-Files that reminded me of the Delta Green scenario, Convergence, I think it'd called. So I might run that one for my Sunday game next.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Saddened to hear Fear of a Black Dragon is ending. I've found the old episodes never feel outdated. So if you haven't check it out yet, pick an old episode and give it a listen. They are all good.

commission real artists. do real artwork. if you have hands but you can't draw, write something from the heart. don't resort to a generative program to do everything for you, you lazy cheap motherfuckers.

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

I think about this all the time

me at the council of elrond or whatever:

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

All these right wingers who converted to Catholicism in adulthood were just shopping around for an ideology that justified their pre-existing instincts and prejudices. If you convince them that Catholicism means peace and charity they'll just drop it and keep shopping.

Just once, I'd like this to be the case. Just one time...

it costs $0.00 to support a human artist

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

just checking that we all remain aware that when the beauty aesthetics of women (both real and illustrated) veer towards 1) being dangerously thin and 2) looking unnaturally young, it's usually paired with the rise of fascism, glorifying an image of helplessness okay like I said, just checking

For my TTRPG homies lookin' to get into the hobby or try a new system, would definitely give this a shot. Pathfinder2e's system is SO fun to play in and the amount of official resources at hand to help you get started is just incredible. Cannot wait to pick up this new Beginner Box 😌🙏

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I got a little journal to doodle in because human made artwork, even by a near-40y.o. w/o any skill or training or practice, is better than ai-slop, but now I need to actually draw and practice and do it. Create art. As a human being.

Thous shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.

Fix your hearts or die.

This is the sort of thing that makes me laugh my ass off every time. I fucking love surreal nonsense

You know what, squirrel friend? Same.

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

As of this moment, the human race has lit more than $1.4t on fire to immanentize this eschaton, and it remains stubbornly disimmanentized. How much more do we need to spend before we're certain that god isn't lurking in the word-guessing program? 22/