If they did a new American Psycho movie starring John Cena as the titular character that Bale originally played I would totally watch that because Cena would be so good in that.

One of the NPCs in my cyberpunk game is a philanthropist businessman with a line of t-shirts that say "Why hurt the poor when helping them is tax deductible?" and a penchant for helping homeless people and shoplifters in his stores get on the right track. #starfinder2e

When your poor and someone forgot their 50 cents in the soda machine at work 🥳

I have harped on the #pathfinder2e hating the inventor pretty recently but they are on a bit of an inventor hating kick recently so let's use this as an example of how some people try a class one time at low levels only and then treat their opinions as gospel. There is nothing correct in this image

The only funny thing about Trump's directive marking "anti-christian" views as terrorist indicators is that his entire agenda is anti-christianity and has been declared that by multiple Popes.

Random Theory: Most incels are people that learned the wrong lesson from Revenge of the Nerds.

Sometimes I think about how there was a Super Sentai season where there was a love triangle on the team but post beating the bad guy the ranger that lost the love triangle was going to the wedding to give his support but on the way he got killed by trying to stop a mugger but didn't morph first.

Friendly reminder to all that #pathfinder2e and #starfinder2e are compatible so you can in theory use awakened animal to play a wolf, which would change it to the Beast trait, and then take off me of many options to have laser attacks to play a laser wolf.

Basically my sorcerer in my #starfinder2e game last night:

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

I dunno maybe if you are complaining that comics keep casting your political party as the villains in stuff you're a villain that's really really lacking in self-awareness.

You can tell a lot about the corporate level of a business by how comically stupid workers would look if they followed corporate mandates exactly. In the case of my workplace I would have to stock a shelf without ever looking downwards, while constantly looking around, periodically stopping to...

You know my one issue with this project is the "endless prep" thing. It's weird. That's like saying your main product has a big problem and you should instead buy this. "No prep." would do the same thing but not imply your main game requires long, unfun prep to play. #pathfinder2e

Starfinders, we are just 7 days away! On October 7th, our Kickstarter campaign goes live! 🙌 This is our chance to expand the game with more features. Yes, maybe even that ancestry you’re looking for…? #StarfinderAfterlight #Kickstarter

Me (slaps random #pathfinder2e homebrew Bard muse onto table): "Here I made this in three minutes. Enjoy." (leaves) docs.google.com/document/d/1...

@mathfinder.bsky.social recently put out a thread for a video correcting a community assumption about skills and the comment section on that #pathfinder2e reddit provides an excellent example of something that plagues online discourse (and the culture war).

You know it's weird. If Portland were war ravaged you'd think literally anyone would have said something about it before now. And if the left were hiding that you'd think more would be done about it. It's just weird. It's almost like it's a lie.

If you needed another reason to add a game to your collection, doing some good in the world is not the worst idea Check out this discussion on Pathfinder Quest! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/p...

It tastes like if you mixed Code Red and Livewire but with a little bit more pep on the Code Red part. 😐👍

Cuomo could never.

Recent staff meeting: "We will do anything for a customer. If they claim they got a bad product just give them a new one. No receipt needed. One time a customer lamented we don't carry their cereal so I went to another store and bought hundreds of dollars of it at a loss. Also..."

Once more into the breach on the #pathfinder2e Reddit. This comment I am about to post is probably a little agressive but it's the truth Inventor is regarded as the worst because people decided they hate the fail chance on Overdrive & Unstable and online discourse rarely actually do any builds.

The true metric for a #ttrpg class isn't in how good it is in a fight but how good it is it the gimmick of the class and in a broader sense how much it can do. This is especially true in #pathfinder2e which is more oriented towards teamwork and breadth of tools in its design.

Out of Context Memes from #starfinder2e Game Night:

#pathfinder2e Commander Tip: "Gather to Me!" is an amazing defensive tool if you are fighting indoors and going from one room to another as you can pop the tactic and have allies move back through the doorway and out of line of sight so they can't be targeted. Just be careful of Fireballs.

Yaoguai Thaumaturge is one of the best flavor combinations in #pathfinder2e Be a cryptid-like supernatural boogun hunting supernatural booguns.

I know I have harped on the #pathfinder2e subreddit being goofy about the Battle Harbinger a few times today but I can't not bead at that comment that someone posted that the Battle Harbinger's problem (in this thread about it as a gish) are fixed by #starfinder2e area fire weapons.

Weird that they think acetaminophen causes autism. It has been in use for about 75 years, you'd think it would have had a greater effect and be well documented as having that effect before 2/3rds of a century passed.

#pathfinder2e Reddit is being a goof again. As you'd expect the "much needed buff" is making the Key Ability STR/DEX and a later change to make the aura spells faster. Worth noting folks that Battle Harbinger doesn't fall behind in Spell Prof until 7th level and is just down 1 spell from Cleric.

#ttrpg Challenge: As a GM tell a compelling investigation quest for high level players where the only fights aren't directly affiliated with the big bad and the villain plot is high stakes and a dire threat to the world. But then when the climatic fight happens the party is over leveled.

Ireland just released a report showing the huge success of the unconditional basic income it provided to artists. Each $1 spent led to society gaining $1.39. Artists' earned incomes went up more than their side job incomes fell. And they were happier and used less welfare www.gov.ie/en/departmen...

Nearly 25% of people take acetaminophen regularly. There's not anywhere near enough autism for the medication to be doing it.

Quick reminder of the range of the #pathfinder2e Commander's banner if you use Plant Banner. Just in case you hear more "Enemies will attack it!" Below is a dungeon tile used in some PFS scenarios with the red X being the banner & blue line being where its aura stop. It's 10ft off-tile so...

Things You Say at Work that Are Weird in any Other Context: "I'll meet you by the pickles, bring 20 cases of mayo."

Even though we were told the game will use the #starfinder2e rules it's a bit reassuring to see the characters listed with classes and backgrounds from the tabletop and one character with a versatile heritage. My first impression of the project was a little skeptical...

I want a pro-wrestler with a gimmick where the more you threaten him with physical violence the more comically happy he gets. Like his foe goes "It'll be you and me in a Last Man Standing match." and so he matches the below face and asks if it can also be in Hell in a Cell

Bigots: LGBTQ is against nature. Same Bigots: Empathy is a sin we should all not understand each other & kindness doesn't work so our pack based society should be ruthless to each other and also I want a frail mate that needs me to live. Those strong women with survival skills are freaks.

Would a figurine of Smithers from the Simpsons be called a Smitherine even if not blown up?

That thing is so big it's actually possible to not notice there's a town and a farm underneath it. Gawddamn that's a load of bull. #pathfinder2e

Google AI Ad: "AI can do this thing it can't actually do and also this thing Google already could do! Also you'll meet girls if you use it!"

Meth. Lots and lots of meth.

Given the past few days here's a useful video: youtu.be/wRz_31MWwYc?...

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

It's chilling how much the Netflix documentary about The Biggest Loser looks like the psychology of the current presidency, especially the last few days. Especially given one of the coaches of that show is a hardcore MAGA commentator for FOX now.

UMM UMM UMM GUYS WE GOT A WARGAMER ARTICLE, WARGAMER DID AN ARTICLE ON BM&P, HOLY SHIT LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW #ttrpg #pathfinder2e @tabletopobscura.bsky.social @wargamer.com

Years ago I realized I hit that age where the crosswords and adult coloring books at the cash register started looking like a nice way to spend an evening and a part of me hasn't recovered from that realization yet.

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