Another Dan thread and another shocking example of poor #pathfinder2e game knowledge in the post they are sharing. I am sure you can see the issues with the part following "As soon as you are of 30x20 rooms but let's talk about some. - Most fights are in that size room or smaller.

You ever read something and realize you will never be as cool as someone else (context the guy is training crows to attack red hats)

The first #TTRPG I ever GMed at in years old was TMNT & Other Strangeness. I hear a remaster was on Kickstarter a while back. I should one day acquire a copy for posterity. Note Leonardo has red mask on the cover instead of blue. 😄

I recently got access to a bunch of anime and tried watching the Fruitmaster one with the premise being the people eat a fruit to get a skill but can only eat one because a second is poisonous. MC gets stuck with Fruitmaster skill and despairs but then accidentally east a second and discovers...

People understandably want tactical starship combat in #starfinder2e I completely honestly understand wanting more than the vehicle combat rules we already have and the cinematic starship combat that perfectly 1 to 1 can recreate the style of starship combat where everyone has stations.

I'm once again working on that #pathfinder2e isekai sorry I was writing around the middle of last year and that features a battle oracle. So naturally I am reminded of how bizarre it was that people thought the +1 status bonus to attack rolls from old Major Curse was a big deal.

Random #ttrpg Thought: Character that dresses as a clown that calls themselves The Clown, has ability to create a duplicate of themself that is also called "The Clown" but the "-own" is pronounced as "own". So it's "The Clone" but spelled Clown to be funny.

There are things that are just human nature regardless of gender. - The desire to dress in really expressive clothing. - The primal urge to own a sword.

Random Thought: I would totally enjoy a reboot of the Underworld movies because it always really bummed me out that they clumsily wrote out Micheal when the actor didn't return for the third movie. It really feels like a series that could benefit from a second draft. Maybe a series instead.

The thing the strikes me the most about the pictured posts on the OG thread is how the post talks about how our system has fewer high caliber GMs while also having very little #pathfinder2e game knowledge themselves. Basically all their observations are shallow forum trope views.

There should totally be a show about a slasher movie villain that got defeated and lived then, crestfallen, decides that instead of a sequel he'll get get a day job and he has to work at fast-food or retail. Make it the style of humor seen in The Office and Arrested Development.

Me: "I think I will watch this Isekai anime about a noble from a fantasy world being isekai'd to another one and deciding to treat it like a vacation. Anime: *is boys love genre* Me: "Huh. Unexpected but I ship it. When the tough guy adventurer eventually blushes it is going to be really kawaii."

Random #pathfinder2e Idea that anyone can feel free to have: lycanthrope Eidolon.

This is what I get for slouching while typing on my phone. Now I can't move from this spot.

Slightly diminish a band Four Cents Back

Out of Context Work Running Gags: (in deep voice) "CONSUME MUFFINS!"

Me (sudden realization): Gaston probably didn't actually get that many girls because he eats so many GD eggs I'm sure if he slept with anyone the whole town would be laughing about how much he farts in bed.

Out of Context Work Day Quotes: "The chisel might be sticky later."

Hooded Horse's CEO has banned AI art at a contract level, even for placeholders. "I fucking hate gen AI art... ‘no fucking AI assets... it's cancerous" (Read more: Kotaku)

Converting a story from first person to third and making a third editing pass can result in finding a partially fixed sentence implying the protag sniffs the narrator's hands (the narrator isn't there)

And remember folks, they could easily just throw the shooter under the bus and give the people due justice, claim they are reviewing procedure to prevent this from happening again, add two sentences to ICE initiation and move on and get away scott free. That they are not means...

Cancer Update: The good news is we haven't found any new tumors. The bad news is we KEEP finding precancerous polyps at the site of my old tumor. So, a new round of MRIs and CATR scans, and words like "chemo" and "radiation" are getting bandied about. www.gofundme.com/f/help-owen-...

Organizers in Twin Cities making rare plea for folks to share broadly: ICE ops have changed & escalated this week. They've moved to a 'flood-the-zone' strategy, nabbing anyone they can from bus stops, the sidewalk, cars, or homes. This means indiscriminate abductions and obviously no warrants.

1. The DOJ has not released 99% of the Epstein Files, in direct violation of the law They claim the delay is necessary to review the files But here is the thing: The DOJ previously claimed THE REVIEW WAS COMPLETE IN JULY

#pathfinder2e Spell Idea: Nature's Barb = The same as Shillelagh but scales like Runic Body, only affects clubs, gives the effect when thrown as well as melee, and is Sustained duration. However you can throw the thing when you Sustain. If the attack hits Witches can sustain a hex as a free action.

The moment I decided to cancel Grammarly.

1. Hundreds of corps that pledged to stop donating to members of Congress who voted to overturn the election on 1/6/21 have broken their promise over the last 5 years But we've identified 10 promise keepers: Farmers Airbnb Expedia Nike Clorox Eversource Energy Holland & Hart Qurate Whirlpool Lyft

Just posting your regular reminder that trading spell accuracy for weapon accuracy is a kinda bad choice for effective gishing because debuffs are actually way stronger boosts to your math than buffs and AoEs are better DPR boosts than most things you can grab from being weapony #pathfinder2e

It says something about #pathfinder2e balance that the spell most often mentioned by content creators as maybe too much value and some of them ban just makes you 10ft faster all day at a level that makes it a cheap wand.

I am grateful for the flood of new players that came with the OGL incident to #pathfinder2e and I would never shun a new player coming over from DnD 5e but the flood also came with a bunch of whiny hoodlums too used to how self-sabotagingly player-centric 5e is. You'll notice fleeing GMs LOVE 2e...

I can't help but notice a hell of a lot more people online that can't follow normal conversation. - YouTube comment that an old horse is surprisingly active, saying it shows they're healthy - Reply commenting that another retired horse was similarly active but then died. - Multiple confused replies

Some people use AI to make #ttrpg character tokens for online games but me? I just make tokens using amazing art from #arknights and other gachas. Because they literally sell characters based on the art being good there's tons of bangers on Google.

our next PC from @tabletopobscura.bsky.social PF2e Mythspeakers PF2e campaign - the lovely Cyrene! Did you know that Pathfinder lets you play an awakened animal? Did you know it's technically possible for that animal to be a hydra?

#pathfinder2e is the kind of game where you can play fantasy tropes but also everything from a spoon to a Power Ranger.

Someone that makes really effective use of a stupid or seemingly useless power should join the Avengers and contribute well. If Hawkeye and Black Widow can be big timers with just elite training give me a powerhouse that can be epic with gumption, training, creativity, and the amazing power to...

Well that's a good sign?

Out of Context #pathfinder2e Game Night Quotes: Exemplar Archer: Oh no. The enemies are getting closer. I should pull out my polearm... AND THROW IT AT THEM!

It just now occurs to me how funny it is the #pathfinder2e Champion's... er... Champion's Reaction is called "Champion's Reaction". I mean the individual kinds have their own names but it's still a bit funny to me that it's not a less generic term. Like "Retribution" or something.

One day I will tell the tale of a paladin character I played once that traveled with a boat crew made up of prostitutes that helped row the boat but somehow went the whole campaign without anyone noticing there was a a wh-oar-e pun there until it was too late. Sadly today is not that day. #ttrpg

My favorite thing about #pathfinder2e is how pervasive roleplay elements are in the rules. There's rules to allow you flexibly allow Rule of Cool and make purely roleplay elements matter mechanically but often Paizo is mostly hands off with roleplay so you can just do it yourself.

Wardens of Wildwood would be such a good pick to get a hardcover rerelease. Not just because some of the stuff in the Adventurers' Toolbox needs errata but also because it would be awesome to retool it to use recently released skirmish rules. Maybe sneak in some new content for them. #pathfinder2e

Note to self: Write story where simple worker is a planted secret agent type and set up a villain that will seemingly be an even greater threat in the next part as they discover the truth but at the start of the next part the spy organization just dealt with them off-screen like they were trivial.

It will always strike me as goofy that there was a Reboot of that old Reboot show that was from the perspective of the components of a computer where running games forced residents to play as NPCs and losing essentially un-personed them & the protag's job was in-part to ensure they won...

With all these drama shows where a mundane person utilizes their skills from a normie profession to detective work there needs to be more shows parodying that with the reverse. Can this hardboiled former homicide detective capture his OG childhood dream and save a local bakery?

Game Company Exec: "Okay team, we want to make a 20th Anniversary remaster of this game many of your worked on. Developers: *silent* GC Exec: Yeah. I can relate. Saying that made me feel as old as hearing it made you feel.

At a table where you can use #pathfinder2e + #starfinder2e pick dragonkin and go for all the feats for carrying a rider. Pick mixed heritage and either poppet or automaton to be mechanical. Use the text allowing you to add more heritages that are pure cosmetic to go bat beastkin for bat look

I would really appreciate a show/comic with super strength that rather than has your body weight be a factor rather than ignored. Like, you have to factor in that because you can casually toss around tons your punches send people that only weigh hundreds of pounds flying.

I will soon be letting a player use Awakened Animal to play a pipe fox even though pipe foxes are classified as Beasts. Awakened Animals are shifted to Beast type and generally what exact animal you pick only defines what options you wanna pick to represent it anyway so it's fine. #pathfinder2e.

The latest nonsense in the saga of me trying to plead my case that there's timing issues in the #pathfinder2e exemplar Root Epithets "The Brave" & "The Cunning" as poster implies I am bad at building characters and trying to powergame while running headfirst into my issue...

That feel when you had a halfway decent Christmas and are out of debt for the first time in half a year.