My default answer is “I like sleeping indoors and eating food” Don’t ask me about career stuff. We don’t even have healthcare in this hellhole

Ask “who benefits from me feeling this way?” to activate spite mode. Or go into house plant mode and just focus on getting nutrients, water, and sunlight.

He told me he was working on his degree the last 6 years… he didn’t say it was his associates. 😡

Makes me think of bubbles from powerpuff girls talking to squirrels 🐿️

General Tso when he knew his chicken was IT 😂

NEW from me: The US is losing blue-collar jobs for the first time since early COVID or the Great Recession—the country has lost 65k jobs over the last year as manufacturing, transport, & mining employment decline, while growth in construction has nearly zeroed out www.apricitas.io/p/america-is...

Very important news update, it is time to order your cookies and also support trans girls. https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans-girl-scouts-to-order-cookies

This has the same energy as “wandering in a retail store to see how long it takes an associate to offer to help me”.

Good morning to Black women and Black gays and theys

Never forget how fucking stupid those people were and are

Mayo Madness anniversary today

I’ve got my eye on the ceiling. You throw my pants on the floor. I was just thinking bout leaving. We shouldn’t speak anymore. I’m crawling into your collarbones where love is impossible, But I can be your boy for the weekend.

stop responding to everybody DM’s you knew that nigga was ugly when you typed “nothin much just chillin”

#BlackSky who is cross-eyed and cute?

Detachable bits, a handgun, journal, iced coffee, stompy goth boots, and multiple sets with different metal colors for my piercings.

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

I loved these coats and always wanted one, but a few years ago someone called them the “teen pregnancy coats” and it was unfortunately true for my school. Every single girl with this coat left finished high school as a mom. This is not a dig to my peers. There are nasty men preying on children. 😡

Happy 85th birthday to Studio Ghibli co-founder Hayao Miyazaki 🐐🎂

This!

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

What’s tea for next week?? 👀👀 drop a Emoji Tips are accepted but not required link in bio… 💛✨ If you Tip, dm me and let me know because tippers take priority…

Good morning. You are waking up to the irony of a convicted felon president, who spent years avoiding his own criminal trials, capturing the president of a sovereign nation and holding him captive for criminal trials.

The U.S. just bombed Venezuela and captured President Nicolás Maduro, no provocation, no congressional approval. That’s illegal. It’s a war crime. 1/

Dear artists everywhere: please let me get your stuff somewhere other than streaming services. I want your sounds on my phone but I do not want to be connected to the interwebs to listen. Thank you.

I love teaching life skills to young people. Anyone who complains, I immediately ask what they teach. And if they don’t, I give them a mug of stfu

So yeah this shit should be illegal. www.reddit.com/r/confession...

If you can’t hear this picture we can’t be friends

ICYMI I posted a new verse for 365 Days straight last year, it was the most transformative year of my entire life- a bunch of y’all asked for a book and a way to download these-

ICYMI we one day into the year and Drake gotta RICO charge for the same shit he said Kendrick was doing- and Trump pill poppin- it’s a sign I gotta keep this shit goin 😭 #bbldrizzy #daily #reels #fyp #explorer

I read a lot of books I didn’t love in 2025 (whole ACOTAR series). I want to read more by Daniel Black in 2026.

Because let’s never forget.

Drake and Adin Ross along with others are being hit with a Federal RICO case involving a tipping feature on Stake to transfer money among themselves, which was then used to artificially inflate Drake’s music streams across major distribution platforms. And, people questioned Kendrick.

Go Pens! 🐧

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.

Clean out your photos you ain’t used that meme in 4 years.

The last sunset of 2025 over Mount Rainier, when the sun lined up just right and turned the mountain into a pillar of fire 🔥🌄 A rare, almost impossible moment, nature closing the year with pure awe and reminding us how incredible it is to witness something this fleeting ✨

I want a succinct way to say “I don’t value your unsolicited advice or opinion because you don’t live a life that I aspire to live, you pathetic, raggedy lintball” But not “Bless your heart” that sounds too southern coming from me.

THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who recently donated to my GFM!! 0 donations in over 2 months so that means so much to me 💜 GFM: medical costs (disabled/ treatment isnt covered by insurance), 🚨tooth removal🚨, to move out so I can heal in peace 💜 I prefer you to buy my art though! 💜 www.zisshit.com

Streetcar ridership did not merely decline. It was deterred. Streetcar passengers did not endanger motorists, but motorists endangered them. In every city, people boarding, alighting from, or waiting for streetcars accounted for a large fraction of pedestrian traffic casualties. ...

Friendly reminder that Elon Musk killed 600,000 people in under a year as part of a random political side-quest and then got rewarded with a $1 trillion payday to thunderous applause. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Is there a word missing?

Looking forward to the Big Beautiful Obituary in 2026

Illegal activity not “legal setbacks”

If you see this post, use this as an excuse to post what you looked like in 2020 vs 2025

Height check! 160cm Same as Sora

May this broke nonsense never try me.