The Berlin Wall has appeared a surprising amount of times in the Mario series, being featured in four games and one ad campaign.

qtpiebraixen has told me many times about a dream she had where a mysterious pair of arms molded her body into a boomerang and threw her over the beautiful blue ocean. and every time she cries at the end

qtpiebraixen’s evil elixir costs 99 cents and nobody is sure what it does

1000 “beer” bottles rolling down a hill, a small gnome man runs away, death is hot on his heels

POV: He thinks this growl is terrifying

You’ve made the strongest angry…

should i inject myself with dinosaur DNA and become half dinosaur y/n

Uni looks great in the yellow bow tie :3

Uni is so expressive! :3

This sucka’s got a real ego! He can try all he wants, but Saiyan pride is no match for some good ol’ New York pride. Dodge his Galick Gun, then show him that being a prince doesn’t mean anything here in the ring.

after lots of thought i’ve decided to live inside of a shoe. you can call me “the king psych that lives in a shoe”

fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it

"uhh, i mean" and "shoot that's why we do it man" being perfectly audible elevates this from tech glitch to competent YTP joke

men love to go out in public dressed like This

not a digital circus guy but people are very weird about gooseworx

do not. address it

They’re planning something…

Tiny paws up!

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

saving up for nice things 🧡

Emma in a shiny Mega Gardevoir inspired dress drawn a few months back

chart technology has allowed me to create the most powerful OC relationship chart yet. please view the chart

Zinnia Sketch

glasses byleth, my beloved

hate to say it but i’m currently battling an extremely good OC idea

Uni has a bladder infection, but he’s energetic and eating well, so I’m relieved. I hope he gets better soon

seeing low iq geniuses try to argue that golden wind is a bad part, or even the worst one. and boy is that some fuckin nonsense

The professional testers are familiarizing themselves with the game now. They begin formally testing on April 1st. Japanese translation quality assurance is projected to be completed in April. Outside of addressing bugs and translation, most of the development team has moved on from Chapter 5.

qtpiebraixen true and false “voted for john mccain in 2008” True “holds world record for slowest donkey kong country glitchless run” False, title is held by XylophoneXerneas “killed, fried, and ate slender man” Commonly contested but actually true

making a new oc

Both wishing the other would leave

man prof oak is a real asshole to blue lol

Commission for @kingpsych.bsky.social

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

oh that’s why she lost

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

they say i spent time on j-dawg’s, uh, mr. epstein’s island. that’s a terrible lie. i didn’t even get to use the zip line. i mean if there even was a zip line on the island

guess who sent mama and papa spiraling for 15+ minutes by disappearing completely this morning :)

qtpiebraixen true and false “voted for john mccain in 2008” True “holds world record for slowest donkey kong country glitchless run” False, title is held by XylophoneXerneas “killed, fried, and ate slender man” Commonly contested but actually true

qtpiebraixen has declared war on all “masturbators”. my followers may need to watch out

I've been thinking about this a lot, for months: Gaza was a breaking point between verifiable reality and liberal governance. "AI" sparks fears ppl will believe things that aren't true, but Gaza SHOWED things that WERE true—& western governments, universities & news outlets pretened they were not.

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

i looked up Yaddle and i found out that Yaddle took a sabbatical on Kronk.

me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen? boy (gloomily): no sir

*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat