shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

oh that’s why she lost

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

they say i spent time on j-dawg’s, uh, mr. epstein’s island. that’s a terrible lie. i didn’t even get to use the zip line. i mean if there even was a zip line on the island

guess who sent mama and papa spiraling for 15+ minutes by disappearing completely this morning :)

qtpiebraixen true and false “voted for john mccain in 2008” True “holds world record for slowest donkey kong country glitchless run” False, title is held by XylophoneXerneas “killed, fried, and ate slender man” Commonly contested but actually true

qtpiebraixen has declared war on all “masturbators”. my followers may need to watch out

I've been thinking about this a lot, for months: Gaza was a breaking point between verifiable reality and liberal governance. "AI" sparks fears ppl will believe things that aren't true, but Gaza SHOWED things that WERE true—& western governments, universities & news outlets pretened they were not.

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

i looked up Yaddle and i found out that Yaddle took a sabbatical on Kronk.

me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen? boy (gloomily): no sir

*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat

waiter, these pumpkins are simply smashing!

making a new character # Back On my Bull shit

thinky 💭

Lebanne💚

Practical jokes of the Paleolithic

19,710… you fucked up big time James

bug bite drake: you used to call me on my swell phone

wake up dead man is delightful. mogs glass onion and may be better than the original, and thick with a sense of religiosity that real religious films couldn’t hope to match

us golurk-heads are BACK ON TOP!!!!

jacinthe is the funniest character ever made

the oc number has increased from 16 to 18.......

68????

Day 3 of #ArtAdventCalendar featuring a majestic Great Horned Owl from this summer, shot at Saguaro National Park. 🪶

clarisse

two more ocs are being constructed as we speak

An American Barn Owl seen in the Pinetum of Central Park. Great to see as it's an uncommon owl for the park! #birdcpp #NaturePhotography #BirdsOfbluesky #CentralPark #wildlife #centralparkbirds #fallmigration #birds #nybirds #owls #birdsofprey #barnowl

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

What? I'm just keeping my feet warm #crow #corvid #cawmunity 🪶

being a one punch man fan sucks because if you call out the manga for sucking ass in ways the webcomic doesn’t you get called an elitist. sorry guys! the webcomic’s just better!

last one for now but this one warrants an in-depth thread

just by virtue of how long she’s traveled the world, clarisse may well have spent more time being homeless than not. with hell destroyed and being ditched in the future respectively noradion and thanael are both currently homeless but they don’t really mind

noradion is a stupid freak who gets on everyone’s nerves and yells constantly and has two piddly piss brain cells that bump into each other once a year to produce a single coherent thought. he is my favorite boy

most of my characters are big on pants just because those are what i like to wear. but story likes dresses a lot! they do get annoyed that people think they’re a woman when wearing them though

ritua and valerie are currently married (sorta- valerie doesn’t legally exist but they say and act like they are). aside from that clarisse and dorothy have both been married several times but currently aren’t

well most of them have already made the world a worse place with the powers they have already so i assume so

i legitimately think i know more people who’d fuck phantasmos if given the chance than people who wouldn’t

two of them dye their hair! astra dyes their hair white, but it’s really black (you can see the roots are black) and harley dyes his hair blue- it’s usually brown, the same color as clarisse’s, which he really hates. and yes ritua’s big white streak is natural

by virtue of being a massive and attractive pop star, probably harley- but out of named characters it would be ellie, with leona, phantasmos and maddie all being low-key into her. not noradion though, she’s knocked him out too many times for that

The Mourning Dove’s looking smooth! #MourningDove #Dove #BirdOfTheDay #Round #nature #wildlife 🪶

It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer

a little man living inside of a mushroom

They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?

i want to pet an owl