One of the three women comics performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

three drinks in

so many babies are going to be born exactly 9 months from today

No amount of red meat (hilariously inflammatory) or exercise will reduce the amount of stress in your body if you do not have enough resources to survive.

If you’ve lived most of your life in poverty or survival mode, it’s highly likely you’ll end up with an autoimmune disease - there are studies concluding that t2 diabetes is an autoimmune condition as well and these fuckers LOVE to discriminate against those folks.

Oh word?

i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo

it's a huge bummer than nazis aren't terrified to show themselves in public anymore

democrats, wearing a hot dog costume: what happened to the party of ronald reagan?

So Newsom is the face and Trump is the heel? Kayfabe anyone?

Theyre reopening the rape club? I never ever ever again want to hear anyone say the gop has morals, standards, theyre pro life, and they want to protect women

Joseph Stalin during a reception of a delegation from the Buryat-Mongolian Autonomous Soviet Socialist Republic, 1936

One of my favorite pet theories about the Fallout games is that America is a radioactive hellhole while the rest of the world is mostly fine. Like, we're descending into cannibalism but the future French are still retiring at 60 and getting new Fast and Furious movies.

To be frank, "the wealthy and powerful are all pedophiles and rapists" is perhaps the least conspiratorial conspiracy you could possibly believe in. It's like calling heliocentrism a conspiracy theory

Yeah

I don’t want to call nobody’s representative I want to put them in a saw trap and change the trajectory of their life

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy... "That's just how it is."

Can yall please be gentle when speaking about diddy victims? Him not being convicted doesn't mean he isn't a monster. It doesn't mean he can't possibly be a human trafficker. It just means he wasn't convicted. Not being convicted =/= innocent

Two weeks ago today, Donald Trump’s ICE agents arrested me. Now, he’s threatening to put @zohrankmamdani in a prison camp he’s building in a Florida swamp. It’s frightening. It’s essential to fight back. It makes me proud of how New Yorkers voted last week – and how we’ll vote again in November.

the right says they love small government but then wants a world comprised entirely of cops and soldiers

Why are people treating a municipal election like it’s the Secretary of State

more like Bill de Based

My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

President Trump mourns the passing of Jimmy Swaggart who was involved in multiple sex scandals.

@crooked.com @thebulwark.com they are attacking us because we are calling out the blatantly obvious classwar they are waging against the American people. They want to silence us because we speak the truth.

if they are trying to ban communist or socialist thought in america then it is the most important thing to start advocating for publicly

“communist affiliate to include socialist parties that advocate state ownership or collectivist policies”

US Dep of State has revised the Foreign Affairs Manual to now bar immigrant visas to ideological supporters or members of any communist or socialist parties wolfsdorf.com/ten-things-t...

ewok is short for electronic wok

Happy first Halloween item spotted in stores day to those who celebrate

Here we go again! President Trump says that without government subsidies, “Elon would probably have to close up shop and head back home to South Africa.” The president then suggests examining the subsidies.

My latest #cartoon makes note of how Republican arguments for the "work requirements" they want added to #Medicaid and #SNAP sound awfully familiar... #art #newart #poliart #policartoon #politicalCartoon #editorialCartoon #cartoons #comics #memes #politicalArt #politics #foodStamps #WorkSetsYouFree

hostile reminder that the ADL said musk doing nazi salutes wasn't antisemetic so nobody has to listen to a fucking word they say ever again

As a fragrance collector, I want to smell these two fragrances so bad out of curiosity. But I won’t spend the money and don’t want anyone spending it on my behalf. But I really want to know!

The United States announces the approval of a $510 million sale to Israel of bomb guidance kits and related support, after Israel expended significant munitions in its recent conflict with the Islamic Republic of Iran. Via AFP

the new Weirdest People Online are liberal dead enders vocally defending the democratic leadership who drove us all directly off this cliff

John Fetterman when asked about timing of vote that will cost millions health care and food on the table, destroy industries and jobs: "Oh my God, I just want to go home... I've missed our entire trip to to the beach." It is noon on a Monday.

If the Senate's budget is enacted, millions will lose health insurance, millions will fall into poverty, and the national debt will increase by $3.3T. All of this to provide a major tax cut mainly to the rich and big corporations. There is no justification for this.

BREAKING In a statement, North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis announces he’s not running for re-election.

what's really troubling about the Mamdani panic is that dems and maga now have a common enemy, which eventually means uniting to take on the left

The British government has "strongly condemned" a live performance on the BBC by rap duo Bob Vylan in which the crowd was led through a chant of "Death, death to the IDF." As you might expect, Zionists are treating this incident like a second Holocaust and rending their garments in outrage.

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VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO! *unless they’re a Muslim and / or one centimeter to the left of Amy Klobuchar

democrats going harder against mamdani existing then they did against the hitler salutes and the assassinations of state legislators

here's why presidents never bother to seek a formal declaration of war anymore

Just wild how some politicians and pundits are straight up inventing things that Mamdani never said or even came close to saying

god damn he's cooking

People freaking out about having a socialist in the NYC mayoral residence but OK with having a fascist in the White House.