The leopard ate Marjorie Taylor Greene’s face

I’ve said this every month for a year.

Welcome to the wild world of Chinese kids' smartwatches, where they socialize, date, shop, give out likes, buy likes, build bots for likes, and enter high society when they get over 800,000 likes. Absolutely eye-opening. It's great to have Stephanie report this story in this week's Made in China.

her: have you been moisturizing? me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.

United States paid Eswatini $5.1M to accept deportees from third countries, Eswatini’s finance minister confirmed to Reuters.

Why would Jeffrey Epstein kill himself in jail if he had this much leverage of the one person who could give him a full pardon?

We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there

NEW: DHS invoked the “national emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rules for a $220 million taxpayer-funded ad campaign. We found that a firm with deep ties to Kristi Noem secretly benefited from the deal.

The first and last lines of Joni Ernst’s legacy as a human on earth will be that she was instrumental in the confirmation of the Sec of Defense most hostile to women serving in military, and she knew that when she voted for him.

it's 2019 and your boss is yelling at you for talking too much to your coworkers it's 2025 and your boss is yelling at you to come back into the office so you can talk to your coworkers

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This is complete fiction — apparently originating with a satirical website — but shared as fact by the President of the United States. Obama does not receive any “royalties” from the Affordable Care Act.

He had already indicated…CLEARLY…where he stands.

Endlessly screenshot-dunking on Twitter idiots is annoying your followers and keeping the idiots famous. Whenever you feel like doing it, you should take a minute, breathe, and then approvingly share something I've written instead

Here's what I think: -healthcare should be free at point-of-access -every American should be sent $2000 for scuba diving lessons

they just aren’t out here naming babies Ebenezer like they used to

I've been reading in public all my life purely for the pleasure of reading and long before The Independent existed... they can fuck off with this kind of pearl-clutching, mocking, attempt to make me feel bad about it.

I suspect what got the Dems that caved to cave was the air traffic cutback, the dangers to air traffic control, & the coming disaster of Thanksgiving travel But what do I know?

Can’t make it up. The name of the Indianapolis suburb where a homeowner killed Maria Florinda Rios Perez on his front steps, as she stood next to her husband, ready for another day of cleaning other people’s houses? Whitestown.

Dems. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

Bring on the Progressives. Boot out the establishment. I am so sick of them.

Can we nominate someone for retirement?

I’m not surprised that they caved, but I am surprised that they waited until after gaining electoral momentum to do it.

I, then state your name, do solemnly swear, to hydrate properly today

I cannot believe truly... the cyberjunk didn't end a career. Apparently that inventor is worth a trillion. Look at them all siiting there collecting dust and rust

Meridian's newest solar farm is being built on stolen Māori land www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-adv...

fresh off caving, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen is going on Fox & Friends

Breaking overnight - Trump pardons long list of political allies www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...

Trump is not very popular in DC.

Incredibly bittersweet to be published in Teen Vogue this weekend after devastating layoffs, including my editor for this piece. It’s about how beauty influencers have fallen into and become part of the alt-right pipeline targeting girls and women www.teenvogue.com/story/womano...

"Everything that China does is covered by the national security law in China, and that means every single company has to co-operate with the Chinese authorities in handing over data." Shock, horror, China flexes its muscles and puts backdoors in foreign products.

Remind us again why the Democrats are to blame? “The Trump administration told states on Saturday to ‘immediately undo’ any actions to provide full food stamp benefits to low-income families, threatening financial penalties if they do not comply.” www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

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I recall the orange convicted felon once saying people would stand in long lines begging for food if Kamala Harris became President. Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty. Endless projection. I hate him.

Gerrymandering Virginia will be “one of the 1st orders of business” for the legislature in January, the state’s senate majority leader tells @boltsmag.org. That was only made possible by Tuesday’s results. This + other democracy-related election effects explained here: boltsmag.org/five-ways-20...

Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!

This is all a pretext to "postpone" the midterms because at that time, we will be at war with Venezuela to facilitate said postponement.

I’m running for mayor of Columbus Ohio. I promise that I will make it evil. That’s my goal, an evil demonic city

Tomorrow marks the first time the federal government has failed to release a jobs report two months in a row. Without these data, unemployment insurance claims provide the most up-to-date read on the labor market. As the shutdown drags on, continued UI claims by federal workers hits 30k. #EconSky

Governor Newsom continues to Lead America When Chump Fails. Governor Newsom is Going to COP 30,The Climate Change Conference in Brazil.......

Texas… it’s not just Grijalva…. #TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp

ICE is setting up a national call center to handle thousands of calls a day, focused on finding children. This is for 287(g) agencies, those hundreds of local police departments etc around the country that explicitly work with ICE to detain people. 287(g) next phase of mass deportation

May the odds be ever in your favor

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 72 of the last 84 days. Epstein Shutdown.

He gives $20 Billion of OUR dollars to bailout Argentina without consulting Congress or the American people. Does that seem like the actions of a KING to you? Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18 #NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑

When they tell you they plan on throwing out the constitution, believe them.