Testing…let’s see if this works.

hell yeah

We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check. In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.

Can we get verified blue checkmarks added to this site so I don't look like a fucking loser nobody whenever i post please. Thank you.

Let's go!!! 🚀 Here's a link to the Open Beta for Flashes (iOS-only for now)

30M users 1B posts 🤝 bluesky milestone achieved this week

There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month

StreamElements now has multistreaming! Multiplatform, multicanvas support baked right into your OBS. Access the Beta for free: streamelements.com/selive #sponsored

Relic 💙

i bless the drains down in aaaaafricaaaaaa

We could go on about how we welcome publishers, we don't demote links, we encourage independent developers to build apps and extensions on top of Bluesky's network.... but instead, we'll show you. All thanks to the incredible community here! 🦋

Dumb and Dumber gave me unrealistic expectations about how large Big Gulps are.

Skeet Boy update. Image handling is implemented in the timeline and there’s themes as well.

I smell of wet dog.... twitch.tv/buffpup

Imagine the U.S. bans TikTok and everyone just shrugs it off because they’re already over here like.

I’m a reply guy and I’m fucking PROUD OF IT god damnit.

Word on the skeets,,, Flavor Flav gonna be carrying the Olympic torch on the LA streets,!!! #LA28 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I’m a 36 year old fat dad but my Bluesky feed got me actin like…

I was talking with someone a couple days ago about how the Popular With Friends feed had gotten stale lately. I found a few issues with it, fixed them, and have that running now. Please give it another try and let me know how it is!

I’m really punching myself in the dick. After the dust settled after the Hellthread, I closed the app and got distracted. I’ve got a literal year of shitposting I have to catch up on.

This insanity is currently happening on twitch.tv/BlueskySocial if you aren’t watching you’re missing out. @pfrazee.com @rose.bsky.team @jay.bsky.team @flavorflav.bsky.social @bsky.app

Some people know calculus. I know that if you order a platter at Popeyes instead of a combo, you get two sides instead of one. We are not the same.

this monday at 3pm PT, @pfrazee.com and I will be hosting an AMA in the bluesky subreddit! (this also serves as our identity verification post🫡) here's a link, you can RSVP on reddit and get notified when it starts, and you can also add questions ahead of time. chat more soon!

My son is standing in the living room jamming to the Banjo Kazooie theme over and over and honestly I couldn’t be prouder.

my fat ass thought this was fried chicken 😂

Man, has there ever been a better video game sound than the home run smash with the baseball bat on Super Smash Bros?

🔊 SOUND ON 🔊 Skeet-Boy v1.0 has come FAR in the span of a single day. I'm really considering releasing this, but the Apple Developer License is $100. If you think I should keep working on a Pip-Boy interface for Bluesky let me know!

This popped up on my FB memories and I really loved this

Nailed it as always, AOC!

Grindr is nice if you like getting hit on by Zoomer with no prospects named HungChungus or something like that

I’ve been here since April 2023 and I don’t think you understand the post

my only response to this editorial about how Bluesky supposedly doesn’t do irreverent humor:

Holy shit Skeet Boy is functional.

IT’S WORKING!

Test

Last night I had a dream I was using Bluesky on a Pip Boy. This morning, with a combination of Claude, Cursor and Xcode I knocked this out with my morning cup of coffee. Holy shit I might actually release this.

Me when you think I don’t see your ass on this platform and I follow you without saying a word.

Me skeeting like no one’s fucking business before I get buried in obscurity

Tony Hawk Tuah: Pro Skeeter

I open and close the compose window all day, trying to think of witty things to say. I’m about to just say fuck it, type out stream of consciousness shit and tacking on weird GIFs and seeing how that does on here.

can’t believe people are importing their tweets and I’m over here rawdogging whatever randomly fired neurons I can scrounge up in the moment

Labia Majora’s Mask

Hello Bluesky, we're here now too!

As a former dir of product mgmt @Twitter (which I loved), I can confidently say that since Oct 2022, Bluesky, w/its small but mighty staff, has implemented more impactful & user-centered product features than multi-billion dollar public companies w/thousands of employees have done in over a decade.🦋

I’ve had a treatment for Heat Vision and Jack sitting in my desk drawer for over a decade so I’m an obvious choice.

“Funky Kong Running Into a Doorframe at Full Speed Because He’s Wearing Sunglasses Indoors” is now on Nintendo Music.