asking my boyfriend to help me hose out my hair dye “The real price for dating alty girls” “Chaotic alty girls maybe” DJ at the hose on the side of our house

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Hello are there any #witches out there who can tell me the significance of bees constantly being around me because I love it but the accidental stings are too much

Found out a child of John Brown (Salmon) was buried in Portland so had to give a happy 4th to a white family we should learn about

By moving to the “center,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Trump: widening inequality and the unchecked power of billionaires. There's no "center" anymore between a takeover of the government by oligarchs and true freedom. Dems need to learn this.

Using my progressive queens as part of my garden landscape 🤠 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social @teachertiffany2026.bsky.social

A lot of the dudes of the 90 day universe pull because of the language barrier and how their partners can’t tell how stupid they are

Never have I been more sure of my AI beliefs lmao. Everyone who can't hack it anymore loves this shit. For the laziest amongst us

A realtor selling a multi-million dollar home is quoted in this saying people would rather look at a lush pasture than the high desert. Okay so then maybe don’t build a massive house in the high desert??

Alright, just gonna come right out and say it: based on the types of movies we tend to sell out, Portland is a very horny town.

The thing about putting special education in the health and human services department is special education isn’t “does this kid have ____ disability diagnosed by a doctor?” — that’s the medical model off disability. Schools are more aligned with the social model of disability.

“Men shut their doors against a setting sun” is the quote I keep using to talk about aging dads and forgetting so I’ll save it like this

If people really want autism rates to go down, people need to stop having sex with people who have little collections of things

It’s not funny in anyway and I’m really upset but baseball is the most autistic sport of the sports so it’s funny to mention it

me singing “start spreading the news…” Daniel: is that from newsies?

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

Vancouver WA democratic congressional delegate Marie Gluesenkamp Perez hates women and children pass it on

Love my girlies (flowers and city councilors)

Portland City Council De-livers

Sitting outside my workplace (a high school) so I can listen to the end of I Know the End in my car, because please god the end (of the school year) is near

How the national Low-Income Housing Tax Credit, meant to boost affordable housing development, has created a glut of empty apartments out of reach to low-income renters:

It’s always crazy when on NPR they say “here’s some crazy ass shit done by a loser company…loser company is a contributor to npr”

“Altruism born of suffering” was I made to be too sensitive just to help people ugh

Just heard some Christian revival is happening in DC put on by “Federal departments and agencies, religious leaders, businesses like Exxon mobile and palantir and groups like moms for liberty” absolutely cursed collab

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

the mayor of Portland

Apropos of nothing: Portland Mayor Wilson released his proposed budget at 4:20 pm on 4/20.

My moms childhood friend is a huge trumper who didn’t know what the big beautiful bill was but told her Oprah eats babies and I think that probably is representative of why we’re in the mess we’re in

There is no justification for today’s extraordinary concentration of wealth at the very top. It’s distorting our politics, rigging our markets and granting unprecedented power to a handful of people.

The Keep Portland Housed amendment to the TAO (technical adjustment ordinance) passed!! Portland has a historic social housing and revolving loan fund!! Thank you to my cosponsors @councilorgreen.bsky.social @counciloravalos.bsky.social and @councilordunphy.bsky.social 💓

It’s really annoying that I’m starting to be able to tell AI emails — they always have a topic sentence • then a couple of bullets • we love an example Ending with a succinct conclusion, and my judgment

Got my worst tax return of all time!! Living through facism and broke!

Had to break it to the group chat about the partiful/palantir connect 😞

“are you talking to me?” “no, I’m talking to the cat — just in case”

how much money did Donna kelce pay to be on the traitors?

“You just interrupted yourself to sing that song” - @dfockler.bsky.social observation of a true adhd moment

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

New- A new website exposes Oregon businesses who have official government contracts with ICE and CBP

🧾TAXES OR AXES 🪓 ~billionaires, pay up~ brought to you by @dfockler.bsky.social

I know we’re far from it but I’m kinda waiting for a return to the barter system — you build me a deck, I tell you if you have autism

Understanding society is dangerous to reactionaries selling racial animus & crushing austerity, while enriching the rich

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

wym stuff is happening in the West Bank, a Blackhawk flew over my high school, and the pentagon pizza index is at DEFCON 2 like my brain isn’t supposed to have this most information

You’re 32, it’s 2025, and you’re watching a TikTok edit of “Say No To This” from Hamilton alluding to the president from when you were born being blown by the current one