I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.

that's the good stuff

Just as ICE and CBP have no legitimate role in "election security" neither does the head of DHS. The mere existence of this press conference should be a scandal, much less this tone-deaf comment.

Word. Well, words.

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Mobilize the NIMBYs of war

The idea that Trump is creating quotas for denaturalization is a gross abuse of power that should scare every single American. Republicans used to pretend they were for legal immigration, but now they are working to strip citizenship from Americans for no reason.

Happy Colgate Day to those who celebrate.

Rhetorial question but how is it ice's job to go after agitators

Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort

Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here. Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.

19-20 significant dislikes. 11 of them are absolute nos (including 1 allergy).

As a lawyer with the same gut reaction to immigration law, dammit... (Stating publicly that I'm going to do something so I can shame myself into it, btw.)

that’s it, i’ve finally taken my best photo of all time 😅 (this chubster is an unapologetic beggar so don’t feel bad for him) 🧪🌍 #bird #birb

No you're not and yes you are. In that order.

We are not moving on from the Epstein files. We are not moving on from ICE in Minnesota. We will not move. They will.

Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Both these options sound objectively amazing, why do racists keep assuming everyone's racist?

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Good to know that "following the Constitution" is "dead on arrival."

“… in July 2006, just as Jeffrey Epstein’s criminal case became public, Trump called then-Palm Beach police chief Michael Reiter to tell him that Epstein’s activities with teenaged girls were well known in both New York and Palm Beach.”

What horror is about to befall us?

You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses? People

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!

Schumer should be demanding everyone held in a facility like this gets not only released, but naturalized. If Miller wants to hurt these people we should extract the highest possible cost from him

Mfing Dunsinane at midfield

the bushes were people 😂

You don’t have to understand Bad Bunny to enjoy it, I’ve been watching curling for 3 days and I have no idea what’s happening

Excited to watch 40,000 ads for AI companies tonight, driving me to commit some light ecoterrorism by the 4th quarter

the nazis have once again forgotten one of the most important rules in combat: never get involved in a logistics war with the americans

We obsess about first places and golds and whatnot, but legitimately, one of my favorite things at the Olympics is how much a bronze can mean.

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.

🔥 EVA VICTOR: “Fuck ICE. I hate ICE. ICE is evil, racist, and violent, and I don’t think it should exist… shut the fuck up, Ricky Gervais and Kevin O’Leary— I’m here for one night and I can say what i want.” (From @variety.com )

Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison

oh sure europeans love it when a guy on the slopes casually pulls out a rifle and starts blasting away but when an american does it at a dairy queen it's "barbaric"

I'm going to win.

Please enjoy my most viral tweet of all time shared anew every year by dozens of slop aggregator accounts far and wide.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Answer: What happened was it was something that Trump promised.

welp, this destroyed me first thing upon waking up

I am not going to repost the vile and racist image that Trump posted last night of President & First Lady Obama because it is beyond disgusting. Trump is a vile racist as is every Republican that continues to support him. I don’t want to hear mumbling from Mike Johnson or stoic silence from Thune.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

these conditions are horrifying. this is an amazing story of community organizing strategy and commitment, as well as another example of the criminalization of mutual aid @lataco.bsky.social