no fucking way

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

shit.

it's the greatest time of the year (@1996id4.bsky.social counting down the greatest summer blockbuster ever)

@keithlaw.bsky.social Andrew Fischer: future 3TO king? how excited am I allowed to be?

cool. let's ban automatic weapons.

just me giggling like a mad man in my office

it could be any part of Space Balls, really but We Ain't Found Shit is where I lose it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3iF...

mine just baked a lot of cookies and muffins. cookies and muffins, all over the place. much cooler than guns imo.

Laughed until I (actually) cried at this

We've got us a Democrat who wants to lose for his centrism. OBLIGE HIM.

not to be the food blog police but i don't think you're allowed to call it that then

get their asses

the offspring performing Smash in its entirety. man this is so much fun. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y07...

shrimp. fuck no.

Story updated to note the White House Rapid Response X account has called out The Weather Channel's post's "bullsh*t clickbait headline" written by a " friendless loser." Very cool and normal.

lil jon at warped tour:

Bill James’ canonical example of signature signifance—performance at such a level that the sample size becomes irrelevant—is a hypothetical game in which Roger Clemens strikes out 15 with no walks.

David Zaslav being happy is ruining all the pictures of Larry David being happy.

just saw Zaslav. go spurs.

recession indicator

celebrities,

show him again i really enjoyed that.

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

that was fuckin awesome. way to go, miz.

Bringin' On the Heartbreak

been here for the last ten or so years

People hate AI and data centers are where the AI comes from. Next question

KAT's giving an all-time post-game interview.

genuinely very funny that the Knicks made the NBA Finals and it’s on ESPN and Stephen A. Smith doesn’t get to do the broadcast because they hired the TNT crew

two Cansecos in one week!

scott pelley goes legendary.

oh gtfo

The people cry out for Jarnathan

Jacob Misiorowski has struck out 57 batters in his last 6 games while allowing a total of only 1 run and 14 hits. I know that sounds impossible but it's true. No one has ever hit those marks before in any 6-game span in all of MLB history because of course they haven't.

god that was fuckin' awesome.

oh my god we had a jose canseco home run off the head in the UWM/UCF game

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

*nods along to all of this, gets progressively more angry*

Ninja, calculator, and then whatever else you think looks pretty because those first two are carrying the team

It remains great that the GOP is stuck on the “six gender” thing because their decrepit leader misheard “cis” once and they’ve gotta run with it. However unmasculine they want to portray Talarico as, they’re all walking doormats for a guy who cares more about building a ballroom than their dignity.

i feel fine about this and will surely not be judged.

nobody i knew or knows drinks Leinies. not even when we were poor desperate college kids who had it offered for free.

Just when you thought you'd seen it all